So That Happened: #RAW Recap (04/28/14)

Dolph Ziggler and Hugh Jackman Promote X-Men:

Dolph Ziggler thanks the WWE Universe, then says this is his favorite time of year because the weather gets warmer, the babes get hotter, the bikinis get tighter and the Superheroes return to the big screen. Dolph Ziggler jokes about action and explosions being a regular Saturday Night, then shows the trailer for X-Men: Days Of Future past.

Facepunchin season already, Dolph? #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) April 29, 2014

Dolph Ziggler has the shocking blonde hair of an X-Man. He could be Quicksilver!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 29, 2014

Dolph Ziggler can sell anything. ANYTHING. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) April 29, 2014

XMEN IS GOING TO BE SO GODDAMN AMAZING I CANT WAIT!!!! #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) April 29, 2014

Dolph Ziggler welcomes back Hugh Jackman to WWE RAW.

Hugh "I'm gonna knock someone the F out" Jackman. #RAW #Xmen

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) April 29, 2014

Wait, wait, wait, BROADWAY'S Hugh Jackman? #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 29, 2014

Dolph Ziggler has Hugh Jackman in his corner. I hope Damien Sandow brings out John C. McGinley AKA Dr. Cox in his corner.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 29, 2014

Hugh Jackman says it’s great to be back on RAW and he loved hosting a few years ago. Jackman tells the WWE Universe that he’s done big things in his career, but RAW is one of the biggest most exciting shows out there because of the fans, Superstars and that anything can happen. Dolph Ziggler reminds Hugh Jackman of the time he knocked him out last time he was at RAW.

Attack Him Now, Ziggler! While he's looking at the TitanTron!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 29, 2014

LOL. They don't even show Ryder.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) April 29, 2014

…You know. You didn't have to edit out Zack Ryder getting the win.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 29, 2014

Hugh Jackman says he wasn’t going to bring it up, but Dolph Ziggler tells Jackman that Jack Swagger’s kicked him harder than that. Ziggler says that Jackman had a RAW moment, he had national exposure with all of his clothes on and the WWE Universe got a hell of a moment that night. Dolph Ziggler and Hugh Jackman bury the hatchet.

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Way to turn that negative into a positive, Dolph!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 29, 2014

Dolph Ziggler and Hugh Jackman celebrate until Damien Sandow comes out as Magneto…

Magneto!

— brianna (@ritahepburn) April 29, 2014

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Guys. Damien Sandow is dressed as Magneto.

This is a cry for help.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 29, 2014

Damien Sandow says he is Magneto and for the first time, Magneto is being played by someone intelligent. Sandow says that he has come here tonight so the inferior insects in the WWE Universe can see him in all of his greatness.

DID YOU KNOW: Damien Sandow has been wearing those Magneto Pajamas since he lost the Money in the Bank briefcase to John Cena.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 29, 2014

Those pajamas are like eight sizes too big though #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) April 29, 2014

Damien Sandow calls out Dolph Ziggler for looking ridiculous in front of Hugh Jackman, but Dolph Ziggler and Hugh Jackman make fun of him for tripping on his cape.

SANDNETO. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) April 29, 2014

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I'm guessing Vince personally selected that entrance music, because it hasn't been used since it accompanied silent movies. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 29, 2014

Guys, In all seriousness: Where can I get one of those Magneto Hoodies? Asking for a friend.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 29, 2014

Damien Sandow mocks Dolph Ziggler and Hugh Jackman further as a “Knock Him Out” chant breaks. Sandow screams that he is Magneto. Hugh Jackman compliments Damien Sandow’s costume, then mocks his pose and touches Magneto’s cape.

"DON'T TELL ME WANT TO DO! I AM MAGNETO!" – Damien Sandow on RAW/Damien Sandow getting kicked out of Comic-Con

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 29, 2014

Damien Sandow would make an awesome Space Ghost. Just saying. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) April 29, 2014

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Damien Sandow asks Wolverine if he’s finished, then displays the power of Magnetism. Damien Sandow uses his power to try and move Hugh Jackman’s microphone closer to him.

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LOL now this just got weird

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 29, 2014

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Watch the Turnbuckle fly off and hit Hugh Jackman right now. #MAGNETISM

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 29, 2014

Hugh Jackman stops playing around with Damien Sandow, then chucks the microphone at Sandow. Hugh Jackman hiptosses Damien Sandow.

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HUGH JACKMAN WITH A NICE HIP TOSS! #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) April 29, 2014

Jackman's been working out at Hollywood Celebrity Hip Toss School, I see. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 29, 2014

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Dolph Ziggler hits Damien Sandow with a Zig Zag.

YO ZIGGLER HIT MAGNETO WITH THE ZIG ZAG, PUT THAT IN A COMIC

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 29, 2014

Dolph's Dazzler costume was mediocre at best.

— David Shoemaker (@DavidShoemaker) April 29, 2014

Ever since losing the MITB, Damien Sandow has been spending his days dressed as Magneto, reading X-Men comics and watching Big Bang Theory.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 29, 2014

Dolph Ziggler and Hugh Jackman celebrate.

Dolph Ziggler celebrates with Wolverine. Meanwhile, WWE killed off Zack Ryder like he was Morph.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 29, 2014

Match 03: Jack Swagger vs. Cesaro

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Paul Heyman comes out and introduces himself. Heyman tells the WWE Universe is buying into the client/manager thing and that his kids think he’s a funny, jovial person, guy.

Paul, you are funny and jovial. We like you. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) April 29, 2014

I THINK YOURE HILARIOUS PAUL! #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) April 29, 2014

You think Paul Heyman's kids get allowances or IOUs? #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 29, 2014

Paul Heyman starts a Knock Knock Joke.

OH NO #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) April 29, 2014

Paul Heyman’s Knock Knock Joke: Knock Knock (Who’s There?) Mike (Mike Who?) Mike Lient, Brock Lesnar, Conquered The Undertaker’s Undefeated Streak At Wrestlemania.

BRAVO!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) April 29, 2014

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Paul Heyman needs to incorporate more stand up in his segments. #WhatsTheDealWithAirlineFood #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) April 29, 2014

Paul Heyman claims he’ll never mention The Streak again, but his client Cesaro, won the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal at Wrestlemania. Heyman introduces the next Top-Tier Superstar, The King Of Swing, Cesaro.

Cesaro's jacket looks like he beat up the original three Superman II villains and stole their clothes.

— young simba (@extremeexile) April 29, 2014

Swagger's jealous mindset:
"Cesaro has shiny jacket. SWAGGER WANT SHINY JACKET. SHINY. …shiny jacket" #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 29, 2014

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Cesaro tossing Jack Swagger around like a child does not distract enough away from Swagger's SuperCuts hairdo

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 29, 2014

Paul Heyman sneaks up and grabs Zeb Colter by the mustache.

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Daaaaang, mustache grabbing! #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) April 29, 2014

Stop the Mustache Violence!

— brianna (@ritahepburn) April 29, 2014

Cesaro hits Jack Sagger with a German Suplex.

Very European Suplex. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) April 29, 2014

Winner: Cesaro

Jack Swagger! You lost to a GERMAN SUPLEX?!?! Some REAL AMERICAN you are!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 29, 2014

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Backstage: Renee Young tries to speak with John Cena about Bray Wyatt and the Wyatt Family Choird, but Cena doesn’t want to talk. Cena walks away from Renee Young.

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY??!! JOHN HAS NOTHING TO SAY? #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) April 29, 2014

Renee Young brightens up any room (or backstage entryway) she's in. John Cena is truly in a dark place.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 29, 2014

Cena's weakness: Children Singing. All of his opponents should wrestle him while having a Kidz Bop CD Play nonstop. #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) April 29, 2014

Backstage: Kane’s Mask Is Shown In A Glass Case…Again.

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#KaneMatchWatch 2014: Kane's Mask Is Still In Its Glass Case.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 29, 2014

QUIET MASK SLEEPING #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) April 29, 2014

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Match 04: Cody Rhodes vs. Alberto Del Rio

One positive of this: Alberto Del Rio vs. Cody Rhodes is a fresh match

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 29, 2014

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Im not sure if the crowd was chanting "We want Sting." or "We want Wings." Either way its awesome. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) April 29, 2014

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

You can always join Booker T on the Raw preshow panel, Goldust.

— young simba (@extremeexile) April 29, 2014

Tough Fight, Cody. You'll get him next time.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 29, 2014

Post-Match, Cody Rhodes pushes Goldust away.

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Cody Rhodes is just upset they did a whole X-Men segment and he wasn't involved AT ALL.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 29, 2014

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