So That Happened: #RAW Recap (03/31/14)

Roman Reigns gets the vote to face Kane.

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9% The Dean Ambrose Fangirls are slackin'!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 1, 2014

To be fair, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose ALSO voted for Roman Reigns.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 1, 2014

Match 07: Roman Reigns vs. Kane

How does Kane's pyro-filled entrance avoid budget cuts every year?!?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 1, 2014

Admit it, Kane. Kicking Reigns in the face hurt your foot more than it hurt his face. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 1, 2014

The New Age Outlaws try to get involved, but Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins attack them.

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The Shield surrounds Kane.

Kane, you better get your mask, your wig and your metal smelting mask. Roman Reigns is going to Superman Punch them all off your face!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 1, 2014

I am confident that Roman Reigns would've saved that family without breaking Zod's neck. He's just that good. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 1, 2014

The Shield jumps Kane until The New Age Outlaws save him.

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Winners: No Contest

Piper’s Pit:

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I love you more, Hot Rod. @R_Roddy_Piper #hero #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) April 1, 2014

Rowdy Roddy Piper hypes Wrestlemania Season. Piper says 29 years ago, he had the honor to be in the first Wrestlemania, but he wasn’t the one to get pinned. Piper says that there was someone who was very pivotal in making Wrestlemania happen, and that man was Andre The Giant.

Roddy Piper's kinda the Ozzy Osbourne of wrestling: you kinda understand what he's saying, you mostly don't but damn, is it entertaining!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 1, 2014

Rowdy Roddy Piper talks about the importance of Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal, saying that the winner will have a chance to have their name next to one of the greatest legends in the history of this business. Piper keeps talking, but gets interrupted by The Miz. Piper is upset, but The Miz tries to interrupt him.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/450825509622935552

Oh good lord…
Miz has a mic.#RAW

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) April 1, 2014

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The Miz says that he heard Rowdy Roddy Piper was going to bring out the favorite to win the Battle Royal, so he decided to come out. The Miz brags that he’s won the Main Event of Wrestlemania, unlike Piper and Andre The Giant. The Miz claims that the 29 other Superstars don’t compare to him just like Piper’s Pit doesn’t compare to MizTV.

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#ScumbagSheamus comes out and tells The Miz has he ever heard the saying that it’s better to appear stupid and keep your mouth closed instead of opening it and removing all doubt.

We don't want Sheamus either.

— brianna (@ritahepburn) April 1, 2014

#ScumbagSheamus says that ship sailed for Miz a long time ago, but when it comes to TV Shows, Miz is not fit to hold Piper’s Kilt. #ScumbagSheamus says that in the Andre The Giant Battle Royal, he sees a pint and the Andre The Giant Memorial Trophy in his future, and a Brogue Kick in Miz’s future.

Piper is SO close to getting out a fire extinguisher and spraying everyone here. You don't take over Piper's Pit. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 1, 2014

Rowdy Roddy Piper tries to talk again, but is interrupted by Titus O’Neil.

WHO THE HELL IS…oh it's Titus.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 1, 2014

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Titus O’Neil says “Hol’ up” and says if anybody deserves and is going to win the Andre The Giant Battle Royal, it’s T-I-T-U-S. Titus O’Neil tries to say he’s going to win the Battle Royal, but gets cut off by Roddy Piper.

https://twitter.com/JenJenMichelle/status/450825994648449025

This just got ridiculously good. Titus interrupts a Piper's Pit!

— young simba (@extremeexile) April 1, 2014

Rowdy Roddy Piper tries to talk again, but gets interrupted by Dolph Ziggler.

ZIGGLES!!! #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) April 1, 2014

Dolph Ziggler apologizes to Piper for trying to steal the spotlight, then takes it back, saying that’s exactly what he does and what he’s going to do this Sunday when he eliminated everyone in the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal and etch his name in Sports Entertainment History.

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Rowdy Roddy Piper finally talks and says he’s been around and knows what’s going on, so he wants to get things started. Piper brings Miz closer to him, then pokes Miz in the eyes and throws him toward Sheamus. Everyone starts brawling.

Mass. Brawl. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) April 1, 2014

Again, Miz!?!? You let someone kinda throw you AGAIN?!? That's 2 weeks in a row, man!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 1, 2014

The other Battle Royal Participants come out and start brawling. Rey Mysterio comes out and starts brawling with everyone else.

>.< God Damn It…

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 1, 2014

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Not Rey!

— brianna (@ritahepburn) April 1, 2014

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #Reycist

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 1, 2014

Why was Rey Mysterio late? Was he telling the sound guy to get his theme music ready?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 1, 2014

Rey Mysterio takes out Sin Cara with a 619.

Rey Mysterio legit is the worst person ever. Sin Cara was his boy and that's what he does?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 1, 2014

Big Show comes out next.

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Big Show cleans house then hits Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder with a Double Chokeslam.

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I'd rather see Curt Hennig's illegitimate son – Dolph Ziggler – win the Battle Royal then Andre the Giant's aka Big Show.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 1, 2014

Go home, Big Show. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) April 1, 2014

Rey Mysterio and Big Show are the final 2 in the ring. Rey Mysterio begs Big Show not to attack him, and Big Show falls for it. Rey Mysterio hits Big Show with a 619 in the crotch.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/450827052552179713

You're a terrible person Rey, you deserve all of this. 619 in the crotch? What a scumbag.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 1, 2014

WHAT A SCUMBAG! WHAT A SCUMBAG HUMAN BEING! Rey Mysterio prayed and used CHRIST! OUR LORD AND SAVIOR! JUST TO TRY AND ATTACK BIG SHOW!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 1, 2014

First off, Rey, you 619'd Big Show in the junk. Second, you're a jerk!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 1, 2014

Rey Mysterio tries jump on Big Show, but gets caught .

KILL HIM, Big Show. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) April 1, 2014

Big Show tosses Rey Mysterio over the top rope and onto the other participants.

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All 150 pounds of rubber bands and cross imagery of Rey Mysterio just knocked over 15 guys. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 1, 2014

Big Show celebrates with Rowdy Roddy Piper.

I never thought there would be ANYONE who would make me side with Big Show, but congratulations, Rey Mysterio. You did it.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 1, 2014

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