The Authority Speaks:

Stephanie McMahon calls herself and Triple H benevolent people and decides to give the WWE Universe an oportunity to say farewell to the YES Movement before Triple H destroys Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania.

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Triple H says he doesn’t know how much the WWE Universe is gonna care, because the Reality Is: This generation doesn’t care. They just want to be a part of something and not do anything that requires work and effort. Triple H claims the WWE Universe has a flavor of the day, but then they move on to something else.

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Triple H and Stephanie McMahon use Fandangoing as an example.

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Triple H and Stephanie McMahon mock Fandango’s name and the buzz Fandangoing was, then says that the WWE Universe threw it away.

Triple H calls Fandango a Solid B+, who is maybe an A Player, but the fans don’t care.

Stephanie McMahon asks who wants to see Daniel Bryan here tonight, then leads a “YES!” chant. Stephanie McMahon mocks the WWE Universe for going along with the “YES!” chant and proving that will pretty much chant anything. Stephanie McMahon says Daniel Bryan will not be here tonight because he’s resting up in NOLA.

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Triple H says that Daniel Bryan is a myth and fantasy. Triple H tells the WWE Universe that no matter how much they chant and cheer for Bryan, it’s not going to change the fact that he is not an A+ Player in the WWE. Triple H gives another example by bringing up his critics who thinks he has his success because he married well.

Triple H says that he’ll be the first to admit he married spectacularly, but the reason he has the power is the dominance in this ring. Triple H says his dominance was the reason he got and stayed on the top, and it didn’t matter what “flavor of the month” came his way, he defeated them.

Triple H says if the WWE Universe doesn’t believe him, they should take their look at this video package.

After the video, Stephanie McMahon tells Triple H that she loves watching him in the ring. Triple H says it’s not that those guys in the video weren’t great. They’re Hall Of Famers and future Hall Of Famers, but he is The Game and The Game forever. Triple H says that since the WWE Universe has cried so much about it, he is going to beat Daniel Bryan, then go on to beat Randy Orton and Batista and become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

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Triple H and Stephanie McMahon are interrupted by Batista.

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After an audible Batista chant, Batista says he loves Triple H’s campaign to stop the YES Movement, but notices that Triple H left him out of the video. Batista thinks it’s because Triple H has never beaten him. Triple H reminds Batista that he said that before and says Batista can’t think of anything new to say. Triple H mocks Batista’s shirt and asks if he picked that out at the gift shop while looking for new glasses.

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Triple H says Batista should be focusing on his match with Randy Orton. Batista replies by saying Triple H should be focusing on Daniel Bryan and not a title match that he might not have at Wrestlemania. Batista apologizes for talking out of turn, then tells Triple H that he figured out that Triple H is the brains of The Authority, while Stephanie McMahon is the brawn.

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Before The Authority can respond, Randy Orton comes out.

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Randy Orton asks Stephanie McMahon that if she’s about to slap Batista in the face again, can she wait till he has a front row seat. Orton changes his mind and tells Stephanie to leave him alone, because he wants to beat some respect into Batista.

Randy Orton tells The Authority that he has respect for him, and he understands that what’s truly Best For Business is a Triple Threat match in the Main Event at Wrestlemania after Triple H beats Daniel Bryan and ends the YES Movement.

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Randy Orton says it would be an honor to face Triple H for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship ,but for Triple H’s sake, Orton asks if he wants to reconsider being in the match. Triple H responds by telling Orton no amount of ass kissing is going to get him out of this. Triple H tells Orton that his reign as WWE Champion is coming to an end very soon, unless Orton becomes the Viper again. Triple H tells Randy Orton that if he’s the Viper, then he doesn’t even know if he can beat that guy.

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Triple H says that if Orton wants to be the Viper, he needs to figure it out real soon because he’s facing Batista tonight in a No-Disqualification Match. Randy Orton and Batista stand face to face as Orton raises up the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

Match 03: Los Matadores and The Usos vs. Rybaxel and The Real Americans

Jimmy Uso kicks Jack Swagger (Who has a new haircut)

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Los Matadores do Twin Magic

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Winners: Los Matadores and The Usos

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Match 04: Cody Rhodes and Goldust vs. Fandango and Damien Sandow

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Winners: Cody Rhodes and Goldust

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Backstage: Seth Rollins tells Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose that he almost feels bad for Kane, but at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter who wins the App Vote, Kane is in a bad way. And if the New Age Outlaws want to get involved, they’re going to find out why they call their fists, the New Symbol Of Excellence.

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Dean Ambrose says the important thing to remember is that they never disrespected Kane, but Kane and The New Age Outalws disrespected them. Ambrose says that in 6 days, they’re going to teach those “kids” about attitude. Roman Reigns tells Kane and The New Age Outlaws to learn that lesson, spread the world and tell anyone that will listen that The Shield is not to be messed with. Roman Reigns ends the promo with “Believe That and Believe In The Shield.”