In Nation Of The Animation, 3MBooth looks at Batista related gifs
Over the years, wrestling fans have debated who exactly is King (Or Queen) of The Spear. WCW fans prefer Goldberg. (You know, the guy who ruined Bret Hart’s career and robbed The Hitman out of future classics with Batista?) WWE fans prefer Edge (You know, the guy Batista made into a star when they feuded back in 2007?) ECW fans prefer Rhyno (You know, the guy who is JUST a Rhino and not ALL ANIMAL like Batista?) And the list goes on and on.
Until today…
In honor of Dave Batista, we will rate the spears in classic Batista fashion. By the end of this post, you will know who is at TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!
Starting with Goldberg…
Courtesy of Wrestling-Giffer
Verdict: Just like Goldberg’s wrestling career, Brief, but Flashy and Overrated.
Courtesy of Forums
Big Show
Courtesy of Wrestling-Giffer
Verdict: #BigShowRuinsThings and Big Show Ruins Spears.
Edge
Courtesy of Wrestling-Giffer
The Verdict: On This Day! I see clearly…that this spear is not up to par.
Kaitlyn
Courtesy of WrasslorMonkey
Verdict: Only works on people who weigh about 100lbs.
And last, but certainly not least….
Rhyno
Courtesy of baldmarkhenry
Verdict: This one’s pretty cool…but technically, it’s a Gore. Not A Spear.
So, who has the best spear of all time?
Verdict: Batista