#3MBatista – Highlight Reel: Guardians of the Galaxy

In Highlight Reel, 3ManBatista searches for videos of Batista to share.

Is it a shock to anyone that one of the most anticipated movies of the summer would star Batista? What, you thought someone like the Miz would be in the picture? Marvel’s Summer Blockbuster this year will be Guardians of the Galaxy. Batista plays Drax the Destroyer, a being given a change to avenge the loss of his family at the hands of Thanos.

Drax’s abilities include superhuman strength, semi-impenetrable skin and determined vendetta. Batista is the perfect embodiment of Drax’s spirit. Physically, he’s imposing; his tattoos are a protective barrier and, since returning to the WWE, Batista has exhibited that same laser focus.

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Image Courtesy of Wikipedia

He said he was going to win the Royal Rumble 2014 and he did. He said he was going to main event Wrestlemania XXX and he is. He said he was going to up the fashion game of the WWE Universe and he’s a weekly example of power and style. Right now, we don’t know where The Animal ends and The Destoyer begins. And we’re just going to have to

DEAL WITH IT!

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