CM Punk Speaks:

CM Punk says that it’s not Clobberin’ Time Yet.

After a CM Punk chant, Punk thanks the WWE Universe. CM Punk says that at TLC, he thought The Shield was going to put him down, but the intriguing thing was, he didn’t know how many of them he was going to take with him. Punk says he’s not much of a Christmas Guy or believe in miracles, but at TLC, not only did he not get taken out, but The Best In The World defeated the entire Shield. CM Punk tries to talk about The Shield more, but gets cut off by a loud CM Punk chant.

CM Punk says despite The Shield’s excuses, this hasn’t been about The Shield and it never has been about The Shield. Punk says he can’t shake the feeling that a certain somebody is trying to sweep him under the rug and make him go away. Punk reminds the WWE Universe that he doesn’t do well with Authority and being managed, and says he showed that when he slugged Triple H in his “stupid mouth” last week. Punk says that before Triple H comes out here and puts him in a 16-on-1 Handicap Match, he should come down here man-to-man and hash out their problems face to face, unless Triple H is afraid of what Punk can do with a microphone. After another loud CM Punk chant, Punk waits for Triple H to come out here. Suddenly, Shawn Michaels’ theme plays!

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CM Punk tells Shawn Michaels that before he starts, he wasn’t finished. Punk starts to address Triple H, but decides to address Stephanie McMahon instead. Punk says that whenever Stephanie wants to talk, the Best In The World is waiting. CM Punk asks Shawn Michaels if he has something to say. HBK tries to talk, but gets cut off by a loud “You Sold Out” chant. After the crowd quiets down, HBK mocks the WWE Universe for not being able to keep up with the chant. HBK tells the WWE Universe to shut their pie holes and let him finish, because he has a car waiting.

Shawn Michaels tells CM Punk that he understands his problem with Authority, but he has to get over his obsession with him. HBK says technically his issue shouldn’t be with Triple H, it should be with him, since he kicked Punk last week. CM Punk wants to talk about the Superkick, but a “One More Match” chant breaks out. CM Punk jokes that he’s going to have “One More Match” and tells the WWE Universe to relax for a second.

CM Punk tells Shawn Michaels that he respects the hell out of him, just like everyone else. Punk says that HBK gets a pass for the Superkick because 15 year old Punk would have been excited to get a Superkick from HBK. Punk tells HBK that he can even look past the assless chaps, but if HBK ever tries to kick Punk again, he’s going to kick him back.

Shawn Michaels tells CM Punk that he’s always liked him and last week, when he Superkicked CM Punk, it pained him, more than it pained Punk. HBK adds on that what he’s about to do, is going to pain Punk more than it pains him. HBK introduces CM Punk’s opponents, The Shield.

Match 05: The Shield vs. CM Punk and The Usos

Roman Reigns hits the Superman Punch.

CM Punk dives on Seth Rollins. Dean Ambrose tries to dive on CM Punk, but gets hit in the face.

CM Punk goes for the GTS on Dean Ambrose, but Roman Reigns spears Punk.

Winners: The Shield

Bray Wyatt Speaks:

Bray Wyatt is talking to someone. Wyatt says that this person always told him that bringing down the machine would be a long and daunting process. Wyatt says this person is right and that Daniel Bryan is a coward. Erick Rowan adds on that Bryan is a liar. Wyatt calls Bryan a miniscule ant that is trying to bring down a scorpion. Bray Wyatt says he held Daniel Bryan right in his arms, the same way this person did for him, and offered a way out for Bryan. Wyatt says the only thing he could feel was Daniel Bryan’s empty heart beating.

Bray Wyatt apologizes to Sister Abigail for doubting her and says he understands now what she expects from him and what they must do. Bray Wyatt says that if Daniel Bryan refuses to walk with the reapers, Luke Harper adds that Bryan will burn with the saints. The camera pans over to show that The Wyatt Family have been talking to their rocking chair.

Match 06: The Bella Twins and Natalya vs. AJ Lee, Tamina and Alicia Fox

Tamina hits a really hard Superkick on Nikki Bella.

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Winners: AJ Lee, Tamina and Alicia Fox

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Backstage: Renee Young tries to congratulate Randy Orton, but Orton says he has heard that word enough this evening. Orton says he is being congratulated by having to face an undeserving troll, Daniel Bryan, this evening. Orton asks Renee Young what’s going on around here, then calls The Authority out on listening to the WWE Universe. Orton thinks the WWE is like bizarro world right now, and that the only thing that would truly be Best For Business is if everyone around the world, who is a member of the WWE Universe, bent over and kissed his ass. Randy Orton storms off leaving Renee Young looking uncomfortable.