Bad News Barrett Speaks:
Bad News Barrett says that there are over half a million dollars at stake in the lottery, but he has some bad news. No one here is going to win that money, so they will have no choice but to resort back to their boring lives.
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Backstage: Randy Orton barges in on The Authority and asks them if this match with Daniel Bryan is a joke. Orton reminds The Authority that he won the WWE World Heavyweight Title last night in a brutal TLC match, then asks if this is he reward for winning the biggest match of his life last night. Stephanie calms Orton down and reminds him that Daniel Bryan was nearly decimated by the Wyatt Family. Stephanie tells Orton that The Authority values him as the Face Of The Company, their Company and their friend. Stephanie reminds Orton that since he is WWE World Heavyweight Champion, it is double the work and double the competition.
Triple H tells Randy Orton that now that he’s WWE World Heavyweight Champion, everyone is gunning for him. Triple H says Orton can’t just look like a champion; he has to show everyone why he is champion. Triple H tells Orton not to worry and that The Authority has his back. Orton storms off and slams the door.
Match 02: Fandango vs. Dolph Ziggler
Dolph Ziggler uses a roll up on Fandango.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler
Match 03: The Real Americans vs. Big E. Langston and Mark Henry
Rather than talk about the match, the RAW Commentators talk about Snapchat.
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Antonio Cesaro goes for the Giant Swing on Mark Henry, but gets attacked by Big E. Langston
Winners: Big E. Langston and Mark Henry
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Match 04: Tons Of Funk vs. Curtis Axel and Ryback
Xavier Woods and R-Truth are on commentary.
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Tensai tries to make a tag, but Brodus Clay refuses to make a tag.
Ryback hits the Shell Shock on Tensai.
Winners: Curtis Axel and Ryback
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Post-Match, Brodus Clay attacks Tensai and splashes him multiple times.
Brodus Clay almost hits Tensai with a Bonzai drop, but R-Truth and Xavier Woods stop him. R-Truth and Xavier Woods hit Brodus Clay with a Double Dropkick.
R-Truth and Xavier Woods tell The Funkadactyls that they haven’t had much to dance about lately, then ask them to dance. Brodus Clay yells at the Funkadactyls to come over to him, but the Funkadactyls dance with R-Truth and Xavier Woods instead.
Michael Cole decides to dance as well.

