Match 01: Daniel Bryan vs. Fandango
Fandango comes out with a new shirt.
The crowd is 100% behind Daniel Bryan.
Daniel Bryan goes for the Missile Dropkick, but Fandango counters it with a Sit-Down Powerbomb.
Daniel Bryan gets the momentum back, and starts kicking Fandango in the chest.
Fandango ends up getting the advantage, after moving out of the way of Daniel Bryan’s running knee in the corner. Daniel Bryan gets the momentum back after Fandango misses a flying legdrop. Bryan hits the Diving Headbutt.
Daniel Bryan hits the Solid Knee Plus on Fandango
Winner: Daniel Bryan
Post-Match, The Wyatt Family appears on the screen:
Bray Wyatt tells Daniel Bryan that although Bryan’s he enjoys Bryan’s ravenous behavior, his unwillingness to comply is testing his patience. Bray tells Bryan that he doesn’t wish to watch him suffer, and that in his world, there’s no such thing as a happy ending and that this story will end the same way it started. Bray tells Bryan that they’re going to hurt him bad, and he doesn’t care if it kill him, but he’s going to prove that Bryan is a monster, just like him. Bray says that in that moment of serenity, he will take all of Daniel Bryan’s pain away.
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Bray Wyatt asks Daniel Bryan to join the Wyatt Family. Daniel Bryan leads a “NO” chant.
Jerry Lawler and Booker T are introduced as the host of the Slammy Awards.
Jerry Lawler and Booker T hype the Slammy’s then bring out the New Age Outlaws to introduce the “LOL! Moment Of The Year.”
The New Age Outlaws come out in the Dumb and Dumber Suits.
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Road Dogg does his classic intro, then gets ready to present the Slammy for the LOL Moment Of The Year. Billy Gunn calls Road Dogg out on not letting him speak, just like last year. Road Dogg tells Billy Gunn that he’s not very good at speaking. The New Age Outlaws banter with each other,
The New Age Outlaws get cut off by a “One More Match Chant” breaks out.
Road Dogg tells Billy Gunn that he only had two words to say, but they can’t say that anymore. Billy Gunn says “He has two words for ya.” and the crowd goes “Suck It!” Road Dogg says that they actually have three words for the WWE Universe: The Nominees Are:
Nominees For LOL! Moment Of The Year
Vickie Guerrro’s tantrum after getting fired
Titus O’Neil throwing up
Santino Marella, Jinder Mahal, The Great Khali and the Snake Charmer
The Rock singing to Vickie Guerrero
The winner: The Rock Concert
Vickie Guerrero comes out screaming “Excuse Me.” Vickie takes the Slammy and says that the Slammy award represents her beauty.
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Match 02: Santino Marella vs. Damien Sandow (with Big E. Langston on commentary)
Winner: Damien Sandow
Post-Match, Damien Sandow and Big E. Langston have a staredown. Big E. Langston flexes on Damien Sandow, who steps back.
The Shield comes out to present Double Cross Of The Year.
Dean Ambrose says The Shield picked up two Slammy’s tonight and that the Double-Cross Of The Year is something they would know nothing about. Seth Rollins agrees and says that 2013 was the Year Of The Shield, since they dished out justice the way they wanted to. Roman Reigns says if you’re thinking about crossing or double crossing The Shield, you better wake up, because you’ll pay the price. Dean Ambrose cuts Roman Reigns off and says that the WWE Universe will never see The Shield in this category.
Nominees for Double-Cross Of The Year:
Mark Henry’s False Retirement
Shawn Michaels hits Sweet Chin Music on Daniel Bryan
Paul Heyman turns on CM Punk at Money In The Bank
Triple H turns on Daniel Bryan
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Winner: Shawn Michaels
Shawn Michaels comes out.
Shawn Michaels says he has a lot on his mind, but he was told he can’t talk too long. HBK talks about he was fortunate to win a lot of Slammy’s over the year, but never the Double Cross of the Year. HBK finds this ironic because he’s Double Crossed a lot of people over the past 25 Years. HBK jokes that it’s an injustice that he won the Double Cross Slammy 4 years after he retired.
A “You Sold Out” Chant breaks out. Shawn Michaels said he sold out a long time ago, and that’s why he’s here. HBK thanks the WWE Universe then walks off.
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