So That Happened: #RAW Recap (12/02/13)

Match 04: Tons Of Funk vs. R-Truth and Xavier Woods

Xavier Woods, you gloriously happy man. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) December 3, 2013

Why does R-Truth dress like a painter?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 3, 2013

for x-mas, i want r-truth to disappear from tv.

— brianna (@ritahepburn) December 3, 2013

Few things irritate me like JBL going WAAATSAAAP. #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) December 3, 2013

Xavier Woods, Leave Your Jacket on a Mop and R-Truth Won't Know the Difference. #DistanceYourself

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

Brodus Clay and Tensai come out in new sunglasses.

Somebody Call My Momma? Somebody Call Lenscrafters, because Tons Of Funk got a terrible deal on sunglasses.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 3, 2013

I Think Tons of Funk's Side Business is Selling Light Up Glasses for the New Year. Someone Just Got a Shipment In.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

https://twitter.com/RhymesWithPen/status/407693529906176000

Brodus Clay's Scales are limp.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 3, 2013

Brodus Clay looks like a radioactive baked potato with those scales. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) December 3, 2013

Brodus Clay should win a slammy for "Worst Wrestling Gear". #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) December 3, 2013

Michael Cole talks about Xavier Woods practicing “Hip Hop Kido.” Once again, not knowing where it’s from.

Commentary Team! "Hip Hop Kido" is From Power Rangers. Zack, The Black Power Ranger (who was also the Black Power Ranger) was an Expert

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

Xavier Woods is gonna get fired for copyright infringement.

"SOMEBODY CALL MY LAWYER!"

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 3, 2013

Meanwhile, JBL talks about the rapper, Lil’ Boosie.

JBL listens to Lil' Boosie. Why? I don't know.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 3, 2013

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/407693944139431936

Xavier Woods hits the Honor Roll.

The Roll-Up Should Win the Slammy for Finisher of the Year!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

https://twitter.com/KeepItFiveStar/status/407694602385117184

Winners: R-Truth and Xavier Woods

That's What Happens When You Buy Your Glasses with Groupon.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

Post-Match, Brodus Clay stares down Tensai.

Brodus about to do Tensai like he's Sakamoto

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) December 3, 2013

*Brodus Clay looks ready to hit Tensai*

Tensai: O.O…
Sakamoto: *Watching at home* HIT HIM! BEAT HIS ASS!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 3, 2013

Match 05: Alberto Del Rio vs. Sin Cara

Can Xavier Woods Have Sin Cara's Entrance? Sin Cara's Not Using — OH! Hey! Sin Cara's Back!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

Oh hello Sin Cara. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) December 3, 2013

https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/407695873800286208

Not sure if Sin Cara has a tattoo or an infection on his arm.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 3, 2013

https://twitter.com/adamlucidi/status/407696001684606976

Alberto Del Rio calls Sin Cara trash from Mexico that represents all the trash that sneaks across the borders in Mexico. Del Rio tells Sin Cara that he’s going to beat him, then send him back to Mexico.

I'm Pretty Sure if You Call Immigration, Alberto Del Rio, They:
1) Won't Understand You and
2) Will Haul You Alongside Sin Cara

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/407697145316122626

@KeepItFiveStar He did call Del Rio S-A-W-F-T

— Zmanjets86 (@zmanjets86) December 3, 2013

Randy Orton is the Face of the WWE;
Sin Cara is the Faceless of the WWE

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

Sin Cara hits the Swanton Bomb on Alberto Del Rio!

Winner: Sin Cara?!

Okay. That is NOT Sin Cara….

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 3, 2013

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/407697626822225921

Albert! Albert David Rio! You LOST to Sin Cara! YOU!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

Swanton Bombs? Ugly Tattoos? That's not Sin Cara. That's Jeff Hardy.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 3, 2013

Backstage: Renee Young is standing backstage with John Cena. Renee asks Cena what it means to him to possibly become the Unified Undisputed Champion.

Oh no. John Cena is gonna ruin Renee Young.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 3, 2013

John Cena talks about the meaning and importance of both the WWE and World Heavyweight Championships. Cena talks about in the South, the World Heavyweight Championship meant everything, while in the North, the WWE Championship meant everything. Cena tells Renee Young that since there is one WWE, there needs to be one WWE Champion, and that being that one WWE Champion would mean everything to him.

https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/407699159890673664

Backstage: The Shield talks about their handicap match against CM Punk. Ambrose mocks Punk, saying that Punk can’t beat him. Seth Rollins joins in, saying Punk couldn’t beat him with that Mauy Thai nonsense. Roman Reigns takes it one step further, saying if Punk came anywhere near him, he’d beat his little ass.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/407699301901418497
https://twitter.com/adamlucidi/status/407699468981518337
https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/407699414891786240

Oh My God. Roman Reign Purrs When He Threatens You!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

Dean: Punk can't beat me! LOL
Seth: Especially with Maui Thai! LOL
Roman: *Straight face* If Punk comes near me, I'll beat his little ass.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 3, 2013

Match 06: The Shield vs. Cody Rhodes, Goldust and Big Show

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/407699805775745024
https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/407701419198660608
https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/407701470184607744

Big Show slaps Dean Ambrose in the chest.

Roman Reigns, You Couldn't Loan Dean Ambrose Your Chest Protector? You Knew Big Show was Going to Slap Him! We All Did!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

Rollins walking around in pained agony made me laugh.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) December 3, 2013

FYI that's Hunico in the Big Show costume too.

— David Shoemaker (@DavidShoemaker) December 3, 2013

Big Show slaps Roman Reigns in the chest next.

Okay. You Held on To Your Chest Protector. Fair Enough.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

Just say Roman's O-Face.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) December 3, 2013

"YOU GOTTA PULL ON HIS BEARD!" – Seth Rollins' logic. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) December 3, 2013

"Pull on His Beard! You Gotta Pull on His Beard!" – Seth Rollins winning the Slammy for Strategy of the Year.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

"Pull on his beard! You gotta pull on his beard!" – Seth Rollins, who believes Big Show is Santa Claus.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) December 3, 2013

Dean Ambrose works on Cody Rhodes’ arm.

Oh No! That's Cody's Uppercutting Arm!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/407705017638875137

I Wonder if Cody Rhodes Sees the Navi from Ocarina of Time when He's Looking for a Way to His Tag Corner.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

Goldust does a hurricanrana!

YASSSS!!!!! GOLDUST

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) December 3, 2013

Roman Reigns hits the spear on Big Show. Cody Rhodes dives on top of Roman Reigns.

The GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPEAR!!! #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) December 3, 2013

Roman Reigns Spearing Out of Nowhere!
Cody Rhodes Leaping Out of Nowhere!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

Goldust hits a superplex on Dean Ambrose. Seth Rollins, the legal man, pins Goldust right after the superplex!

Winners: The Shield

What a Way to Win by the Shield!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) December 3, 2013

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/407706430452424704

The numbers don't lie. And they spell disaster.

— young simba (@extremeexile) December 3, 2013

I enjoyed that main event, good night everybody!

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) December 3, 2013

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