Match 04: Damien Sandow vs. Dolph Ziggler
Damien Sandow says that he is above this and should not have to compete in ridiculous matches to entertain the “slackjawed half-wits” in the WWE universe.
Jerry Lawler reveals that tonight’s match is a Hamptons Hardcore Match.
Dolph Ziggler comes out in a New York Islander’s Jersey.
Damien Sandow pulls off Dolph Ziggler’s Islander’s Jersey.
Dolph Ziggler is wearing a Zack Ryder shirt.
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Damien Sandow hits the Elbow Of Disdain on the Islanders Jersey.
Dolph Ziggler uses a Fire Extinguisher on Damien Sandow.
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Winner: Damien Sandow
Backstage: Michael Strahan is talking to Santino Marella. Santino gets freaked out, then runs away. Michael Strahan turns behind him and sees Erick Rowan standing behind him. Erick Rowan gives him a sheep mask.
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Michael Strahan reluctantly puts it on. Santino Marella comes back and makes a weird joke about Thanksgiving.
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Renee Young interviews Daniel Bryan and CM Punk:
Renee Young introduces CM Punk, then Daniel Bryan.
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Renee Young asks CM Punk and Daniel Bryan about their match at Survivor Series against The Wyatt Family, and their match tonight in a handicap match against The Wyatt Family. CM Punk asks if they survived their match against The Wyatt Family. Daniel Bryan says “YES!” CM Punk asks if the desk is stacked against them tonight, and Bryan says “YES!” Punk asks if there’s a silver lining because they finally get their hands on Bray Wyatt. Bryan says “YES!”
CM Punk asks if Bray Wyatt is a False Prophet, Bryan says “YES!” Punk asks if they’re in Long Island, Bryan responds “YES!” CM Punk asks if it’s weird that they all have their own microphones and Renee Young isn’t asking them any questions. Bryan says “YES!”
CM Punk asks, which is a better team name, The Beard and The Best or The G.O.A.T.s (Greatest Of All Teams.) Bryan is about to say “YES!” but tells Punk that’s not a “YES” or “NO” question.
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CM Punk tells Daniel Bryan (brother), that they have a handicap match against the entire Wyatt Family, and normally people are afraid of this, but he and Bryan always beat the odds. CM Punk mocks The Authority’s obsession with handicap matches, calling out Triple H’s creativity. Punk says you can put anyone against The Beard And The Best. You can can put The Wyatt Family with Renee Young on their side, The Dicks, The Bushwackers, The IRS, All Of The Russians, The Rock And Roll Express, The Midnight Express, The Ringcrew Express, Marty DeRosa, Scotty Goldman, Colt Cabana and Matt Classic, it doesn’t matter, because the Beard and The Best are going to burn them all to the ground.
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Daniel Bryan says that The Wyatt Family isn’t going to stop until they finish the Beard and The Best, but they’re not going to let that happen. Bryan asks CM Punk what time is it, and Punk responds with….
CM Punk responds with…
Match 05: The Wyatt Family vs. CM Punk and Daniel Bryan
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The Wyatts and CM Punk and Daniel brawl. The referee throws the match out.
Winner: No Contest
Post-Match, The Wyatts take out CM Punk and Daniel Bryan, then kidnap Daniel Bryan.
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CM Punk tries to save Daniel Bryan, but Roman Reigns spears him!
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The Shield brings CM Punk back into the ring and hits him with a Triple Power Bomb.
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Three Man Booth 