Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton Contract Signing:
Oh a contract signing. This will go about as smooth as a typical WWE wedding. #raw
— Belle Generico (@prettyheartless) October 22, 2013
Business Should Take More Lessons from the WWE. 3 Hours Have Gone By and Only 1 Contract Will Have Been Signed.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013
Justin Roberts introduces “The Face Of The WWE” Randy Orton, then Daniel Bryan.
Randy Orton the Face of the WWE? Moisturize him! #RAW
— Halloweenrana (@Heinekenrana) October 22, 2013
Someone will eat a Bryan “Solid Knee Plus” per Contract signing rules #raw
— Joe Jamal Biden (@WellYoureWrong) October 22, 2013
Triple H introduces the Special Guest Referee, who “needs no introduction.” Triple H welcomes the Showstopper, The Icon, Mr. Wrestlemania, Mr. Hall Of Fame, A Founding Father of D-Generation X, and his best friend, The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels.
Look at Triple H kissing HBK’s ass.
— norman bates (@brokahontas) October 22, 2013
Triple H smiles like a child when Shawn Michaels’s around.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 22, 2013
Shawn Michaels looks like a fan that snuck in the ring.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013
Stephanie McMahon lets Randy Orton talk first since he’s the Face of the WWE. Randy Orton gives Daniel Bryan credit where credit’s due because every week he beats him down, but Bryan keeps getting back up. Orton says this Sunday, after the beating he gives Bryan at Hell In A Cell, Daniel Bryan will not be getting right back up. Orton says he’s survived against The Undertaker at Hell In A Cell, and that he’s beaten Sheamus and John Cena inside the Cell, so he can say with the utmost confidence, Bryan has no idea what he’s getting into. Orton says he’s going to make sure that Daniel Bryan’s first Hell In A Cell will be his absolute last, then signs the contract.
For all the people saying WWE is boring now you could say Orton is the face of the WWE zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz http://t.co/SGIsFpPJ6A
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) October 22, 2013
Daniel Bryan tells Randy Orton that he expects nothing less from him but threats like that. Bryan compliments Orton for pushing him to the limit, but says that if it weren’t for The Shield, the Authority or Triple H, Bryan would be standing in this ring right now as the WWE Champion. Daniel Bryan says that they both know that Bryan is capable of smashing in that face of the WWE. Bryan tells Orton that he’s got “Two Words For Him.” Not Suck It, but Thank You.
Daniel Bryan is Killing Randy Orton Right Now With Kindness. The Kicks Come Later.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013
Daniel Bryan thanks Orton for pushing him and allowing him to prove that he’s more than just a B+ Player. Bryan thanks Orton for allowing himself to prove that he’s a corporate patsy and for exposing Triple H and Stephanie McMahon as selfish, insecure, spoiled brats that they really are. Daniel Bryan signs the contract.
Orton: “Blah Blah Blah Blah Hell In A Cell.” Bryan: “Yes Yes Blah Blah Blah Hell In A Cell.” – Shut up and flip that table. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 22, 2013
If you don’t flip the table over during a contract signing, you’re doing it wrong. #RAW
— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) October 22, 2013
Triple H takes the mic and tells Daniel Bryan that he’s seen guys like him come and go a million times. Guys like Edge, Jericho and Rob Van Dam. Triple H says those guys were very popular, but they’re not the one, but they were never the one.
According to Triple H, Daniel Bryan is not The Keanu Reeves. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 22, 2013
Don’t you talk crap about Jericho, you eel in a suit. #RAW
— Halloweenrana (@Heinekenrana) October 22, 2013
Jericho’s somewhere yelling “why do they always bring me into this?” with pizza hanging out of his mouth. #raw
— Belle Generico (@prettyheartless) October 22, 2013
It’s also a fact, that Triple H was never “the one” either.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013
Triple H says that if any of those guys had been the face of the WWE back in the day, everyone would be working for Ted Turner right now.
Good Thing Dixie Carter’s In Charge Down South Now. Kinda Lowered the Bar for Everybody, Right?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013
Jack Tunney wouldn’t put up with this.
— Jennifer Rutledge (@JenJenMichelle) October 22, 2013
Triple H tells Daniel Bryan that once Bryan steps inside the Hell In A Cell, he’s going to prove to the world that he’s nothing but a B+ Player. Bryan says that Triple H talks big in his suit, and then tells him to trade it in for some wrestling gear and he’ll show Triple H how good he really is. Triple H tells Daniel Bryan that if he gets back in the ring, which he is perfectly capable of doing, he’s going to fight a star like The Undertaker, The Rock or Brock Lesnar and thati t sure as hell wouldn’t be Daniel Bryan.
I dunno, Triple H. You lost to The Undertaker. And you lost to Brock Lesnar. Maybe you should fight the “B+ Players.”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013
Triple H says that he only fights A+ Players and that A+ Players wouldn’t waste their time fighting Daniel Bryan and neither will he. Triple H says Shawn Michaels shouldn’t have waisted him time training Daniel Bryan. HBK interrupts and says he didn’t waste his time training Daniel Bryan.
“I didn’t waste my time training him. He’s good. He’s VERY good….now LONDRICK. Those dudes just got high all the time.” – HBK
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013
Shawn Michaels asks Triple H what’s happened to the guy who raged against the machine with him, drove the tank into WCW, and was half naked on WWE TV with him.
Let me ruin the mood by bringing in humor and dredging up the past. – HBK
— Turd Ferguson (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 22, 2013
Shawn Michaels tells Triple H that he doesn’t care that he’s the COO or that he trained Daniel Bryan. HBK cares that the WWE Universe voted for him to guarantee a new WWE Champion at Hell In A Cell and that’s what he’s going to give them. Randy Orton chimes in claiming that HBK has an agenda against him.
Orton is like “Uhhh I’m here too” #raw
— Joe Jamal Biden (@WellYoureWrong) October 22, 2013
Triple H gets in Shawn Michaels face, then tells Randy Orton that at the end of the day, Shawn will do what’s right. HBK says he will do what’s right for the business he loves and for the business the WWE Universe loves.
Uh-Oh. It’s The Battle of #BestForBusiness versus #RightForBusiness
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013
Shawn Michaels is the least trustworthy person in wrestling history. I’m moving to another universe. #raw
— Belle Generico (@prettyheartless) October 22, 2013
HBK screwed another man for the sake of the company years ago. Great rolemodel.
— Saul Goodman (@RitaHepburn) October 22, 2013
Shawn Michaels asks Triple H what he has against Daniel Bryan, and asks if it’s because he’s small, has an insanely grotesque beard, marches to the beat of his own drum, or is it because after everything Triple H has thrown at him, it turned out that Bryan proved him wrong. Randy Orton says that Daniel Bryan can’t beat him and that this Sunday, he’s going to take this “A+ Player” straight to hell.
I Think Randy Orton Just Called Daniel Bryan an A+ Player. He’s Saying What We’ve All Believe!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013
Randy Orton starts doing the world’s most demonic “YES!” chant until a truck pulls into the RAW arena. It’s actually Big Show!
Weeeeeell… it’s a big truck! #raw
— Belle Generico (@prettyheartless) October 22, 2013
It’s STONE COLD BIG SHOW!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013
Big Show, straight out the WCW/nWo Revenge intro. #RAW
— RingRopeGarick (@RingRopeGarick) October 22, 2013
It’s Big Show and he’s found employment! #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 22, 2013
Big Show and his Truckamania is running wild. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 22, 2013
Big Show turns on the chocolate shake hose, the arena leaves high on sugar #RAW
— Halloweenrana (@Heinekenrana) October 22, 2013
Big Show gets out of the truck and tells Randy Orton to turn around. Orton turns right around into the “Solid Knee Plus.”
He actually hit the Solid Knee Plus I guess I called it #raw
— Joe Jamal Biden (@WellYoureWrong) October 22, 2013
Daniel Bryan and Big Show lead the WWE Universe in a “YES!” chant.
Can Big Show get his own chant? “YES!” is not his.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013
Big Show….What was the point of this? What purpose did this have? You renting trucks in your financial situation?
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 22, 2013
And you wonder why you’re broke, Big Show. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 22, 2013
I Think Big Show Just Got Fired From His New Profession: Truck Driver
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013
So That Happened:
Well that was amusing. And it ended with Orton downed.
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) October 22, 2013
Next Week. Big Show is an Ice cream man, then following week an airplane pilot.
— Joe Jamal Biden (@WellYoureWrong) October 22, 2013
I wish I was a funny enough writer to make up these FKBM tweets, but instead I am living them. This kid exists in the world. #Raw
— thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) October 22, 2013
