So That Happened: 10/21/13

Daniel Bryan  vs. Randy Orton Contract Signing:

Justin Roberts introduces “The Face Of The WWE” Randy Orton, then Daniel Bryan.

Triple H introduces the Special Guest Referee, who “needs no introduction.” Triple H welcomes the Showstopper, The Icon, Mr. Wrestlemania, Mr. Hall Of Fame, A Founding Father of D-Generation X, and his best friend, The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels.

Stephanie McMahon lets Randy Orton talk first since he’s the Face of the WWE. Randy Orton gives Daniel Bryan credit where credit’s due because every week he beats him down, but Bryan keeps getting back up. Orton says this Sunday, after the beating he gives Bryan at Hell In A Cell, Daniel Bryan will not be getting right back up. Orton says he’s survived against The Undertaker at Hell In A Cell, and that he’s beaten Sheamus and John Cena inside the Cell, so he can say with the utmost confidence, Bryan has no idea what he’s getting into. Orton says he’s going to make sure that Daniel Bryan’s first Hell In A Cell will be his absolute last, then signs the contract.

Daniel Bryan tells Randy Orton that he expects nothing less from him but threats like that. Bryan compliments Orton for pushing him to the limit, but says that if it weren’t for The Shield, the Authority or Triple H, Bryan would be standing in this ring right now as the WWE Champion. Daniel Bryan says that they both know that Bryan is capable of smashing in that face of the WWE. Bryan tells Orton that he’s got “Two Words For Him.” Not Suck It, but Thank You.

Daniel Bryan thanks Orton for pushing him and allowing him to prove that he’s more than just a B+ Player. Bryan thanks Orton for allowing himself to prove that he’s a corporate patsy and for exposing Triple H and Stephanie McMahon as selfish, insecure, spoiled brats that they really are. Daniel Bryan signs the contract.

Triple H takes the mic and tells Daniel Bryan that he’s seen guys like him come and go a million times. Guys like Edge, Jericho and Rob Van Dam. Triple H says those guys were very popular, but they’re not the one, but they were never the one.

Triple H says that if any of those guys had been the face of the WWE back in the day, everyone would be working for Ted Turner right now.

Triple H tells Daniel Bryan that once Bryan steps inside the Hell In A Cell, he’s going to prove to the world that he’s nothing but a B+ Player. Bryan says that Triple H talks big in his suit, and then tells him to trade it in for some wrestling gear and he’ll show Triple H how good he really is. Triple H tells Daniel Bryan that if he gets back in the ring, which he is perfectly capable of doing, he’s going to fight a star like The Undertaker, The Rock or Brock Lesnar and thati t sure as hell wouldn’t be Daniel Bryan.

Triple H says that he only fights A+ Players and that A+ Players wouldn’t waste their time fighting Daniel Bryan and neither will he. Triple H says Shawn Michaels shouldn’t have waisted him time training Daniel Bryan. HBK interrupts and says he didn’t waste his time training Daniel Bryan.

Shawn Michaels asks Triple H what’s happened to the guy who raged against the machine with him, drove the tank into WCW, and was half naked on WWE TV with him.

Shawn Michaels tells Triple H that he doesn’t care that he’s the COO or that he trained Daniel Bryan. HBK cares that the WWE Universe voted for him to guarantee a new WWE Champion at Hell In A Cell and that’s what he’s going to give them. Randy Orton chimes in claiming that HBK has an agenda against him.

Triple H gets in Shawn Michaels face, then tells Randy Orton that at the end of the day, Shawn will do what’s right. HBK says he will do what’s right for the business he loves and for the business the WWE Universe loves.

Shawn Michaels asks Triple H what he has against Daniel Bryan, and asks if it’s because he’s small, has an insanely grotesque beard, marches to the beat of his own drum, or is it because after everything Triple H has thrown at him, it turned out that Bryan proved him wrong. Randy Orton says that Daniel Bryan can’t beat him and that this Sunday, he’s going to take this “A+ Player” straight to hell.

Randy Orton starts doing the world’s most demonic “YES!” chant until a truck pulls into the RAW arena. It’s actually Big Show!

Big Show gets out of the truck and tells Randy Orton to turn around. Orton turns right around into the “Solid Knee Plus.”

Daniel Bryan and Big Show lead the WWE Universe in a “YES!” chant.

So That Happened:

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