RAW begins with Triple H and Stephanie McMahon walking down to the ring. Triple H and Stephanie McMahon kiss as the crowd boo. Stephanie calls the WWE Universe jealous.

HHH embraces his wife like a girl taking a flirtatious Instagram picture with a boy from another school at a party. #RAW
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) October 22, 2013

Stephanie McMahon runs down the card for Hell In A Cell, mentioning John Cena vs. Alberto Del Rio for the World Heavyweight Championship, AJ Lee vs. Brie Bella for the Divas Championship, CM Punk vs. Ryback and Paul Heyman inside the Hell In A Cell and Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton with Shawn Michaels as Special Guest Referee for WWEVacant’s Title

I Like that Stephanie is Clarifying all the Matches for Hell In a Cell, especially which ones are Actually IN a Hell in a Cell.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

Stephanie McMahon Triple H remind the WWE Universe that they chose Shawn Michaels as Special Guest Referee and that HBK guarantees there will be a new WWE Champion. Triple H says that the WWE Universe chose Shawn Michaels because they trust him. Triple H says he also trusts Shawn Michaels, because he respects HBK more than any other man in the WWE.

Trips pretty much saying if Shawn screws someone over it’s the WWE Universe’s fault.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 22, 2013

Big Show appears on stage behind a brick wall and calls out Triple H for using the word “Respect” because he doesn’t know the meaning of the word respect because they don’t know the meaning of the word respect. Big Show says that Triple H and Stephanie McMahon treat the WWE Superstars and everyone in the WWE with disdain and they they push their weight around because they can.

Big Show looks like he’s about to do a standup set in the 80s.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

Triple H says that he only treats Big Show with disdain because he has amounted to nothing over the years. Triple H calls Big Show a loser, who can’t put food on the table for his family then calls Big Show out for having the McMahons bailing him out of financial trouble. Triple H says there’s no free ride anymore because Big Show is done and he’s glad he’s done. Meanwhile, Stephanie McMahon is yelling at producers trying to get Big Show off the Titantron.

Big “Aretha Franklin” Show #Respect
— Turd Ferguson (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 22, 2013

Keep In Mind That Triple H’s “Respect” For Shawn Michaels Includes Hitting Him in the Back of the Head with a Sledgehammer.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

I really like how Steph is trying to figure out what’s going on instead of just watching in the ring.
— GOLDLUST (@Osito1034) October 22, 2013

Big Show asks Triple H why he is so mad and hostile, then suggests it’s because he’s suing Triple H and Stephanie McMahon for slander, and marital consortium. Big Show asks Triple H if he’s mad because he got up on the wrong side of the bed, then says that since he’s married to Stephanie McMahon, any side is the wrong side of the bed.

“Considering your wife, ANY side of the bed of the bed the wrong side of the bed. *Andrew Dice Clay voice* OH!” – Big Show
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

Hear More Zingers Like That From the Big Show, Down at the Chuckle Hut this weekend in Des Moine!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

Big Show is safe at the Apollo cause there’s no hook big enough to pull him off stage.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 22, 2013

Stephanie McMahon tells Big Show to shut up, but Big Show tells her to Shut Up. Big Show rants about how The McMahons have ruined his life as Stephanie McMahon counts down to the feed cutting off. Triple H says goodbye to the Big Show, then continues on with the show by starting Dean Ambrose vs. Daniel Bryan. Triple H introduces Dean Ambrose, but Daniel Bryan comes out first!

That’s not Dean Ambrose at all!
— George E. Boy (@NotGeorgieBoy) October 22, 2013

If Triple H Wanted Dean Ambrose to Come to the Ring, Why Would He Gesture Towards the Ring Ramp?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013