Match 07: Tons Of Funk vs. The Real Americans

Hey! Naomi and friends!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 22, 2013

omg i love when the real americans run to the ring. #RAW
— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) October 22, 2013

I don’t understand why @antoniocesaro isn’t current champion of everything. #raw
— Belle Generico (@prettyheartless) October 22, 2013

El Torito Speaks:

#RAW SUBTITLES FOR EL TORITO
— Ed K (@JBLsDragon) October 22, 2013

“Help! I’ve been captured and forced to be a bull. I am a human being. I miss my family. Please save me!” – El Torito’s Translated Interview
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

Antonio Cesaro does the Giant Swing to Brodus Clay!

Am I watching #WWE or the Discovery Channel? Cesaro just giant swung a hippo. #demiGod
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 22, 2013

@3ManBooth It really was something to behold. That is real talk.
— thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) October 22, 2013

Winners: The Real Americans

Post-Match, Zeb Colter says fool him once, shame on him, fool him twice, shame on America. Colter says he has a way of handling this situation, then introduces his newest little friend, a bull whip! Zeb Colter says that his bull whip is “no bull” then leads the Real Americans in saying the phrase, “We The People.”

….I am NOT comfortable with Zeb Colter cracking a whip. just sayin’
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 22, 2013

Live shows are going to suck when they start selling whips at the merch table.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) October 22, 2013

Match 08: The Usos vs. The Shield (Number One Contender Match)

Wait whut??? That’s not fair! The Uso’s were already number one contenders. Wow, that’s messed up.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 22, 2013

The Rhodes Dynasty make their way to the ring with a new theme song!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh SNAP! RHODES FAMILY MASHUP!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

Oooh Smoke and Shattered Dreams. #pop #raw
— Belle Generico (@prettyheartless) October 22, 2013

Oh my god is this a smoking mirrors, Goldust mash up? It’s terrible. Love #RhodesDynasty
— Shay (@ShayLMitchell) October 22, 2013

…Okay. It clearly needs work, but the “Shattered Mirrors” Mashup is a cool idea.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

Shockingly, #FKBM LOVES Goldust and Cody Rhodes. To be fair though, he may think they are The Shield.
— thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) October 22, 2013

Cody was like “Bitch Please” at Seth Rollins’ roll over the barricade. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 22, 2013

#FKBM seems genuinely confused by the appearance of the actual Shield. First group he hasn’t referred to as The Shield to his dad. #Raw
— thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) October 22, 2013

“I’m on top, but not really. Tag Team Titles are out of my reach. Feelin’ so close now..” – Modified version of The Usos Theme.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

The Usos are looking a little too Pepto Bismol for my taste. #raw
— Belle Generico (@prettyheartless) October 22, 2013

Is There an Occasion Where Goldust Doesn’t Have Facepaint On?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

Can you imagine Goldust reading bed time stories with his face painted?
— Shay (@ShayLMitchell) October 22, 2013

I wish that raspy chick in the audience would stop yelling. Oh thats just Seth Rollins. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 22, 2013

“*Raspy Diner Waitress Voice* Bring him in! BRING HIM IN! *Cartman Voice* >.< BRING HIM IN GOD DAMN IT!” – Seth Rollins
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

Oh my god ROLLINS SHUT UP ><
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) October 22, 2013

Dean Ambrose pushes Cody Rhodes.

YO AMBROSE MUSHED CODY
— FreeKickStunner (@FreeKickStunner) October 22, 2013

Dean Ambrose straight disrespected Cody Rhodes.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 22, 2013

Goldust attacks The Shield.

GOLDUST swung so damn fast.
— GOLDLUST (@Osito1034) October 22, 2013

Winners: No Contest

Technically, One of the Usos was Still in the Ring So It Could Have been a Count out Victory.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

Post-Match, The Shield continue to brawl with The Rhodes Dynasty. The Rhodes Dynasty and The Usos take them out. The Rhodes Dynasty and The Usos have a staredown.

3-way tag title match. All for it.
— George E. Boy (@NotGeorgieBoy) October 22, 2013