Backstage: Renee Young shows the footage of Big E. Langston helping CM Punk fend off Ryback and Paul Heyman. Renee tries to ask Paul Heyman about Hell In A Cell, but Heyman goes into Extreme Hype Mode for the PPV. Seriously….it’s a must see.

When did Paul Heyman turn into The Ultimate Warrior mixed with George Costanza?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

Big E. Langston walks up and calls Paul Heyman out on calling him a “marginal talent.” Ryback tells Big E. Langston to watch himself, while Curtis Axel calls him a rookie. Heyman suggests that Curtis Axel show Big E. how to respect veterans. Big E. Langston accepts the challenge.

Someone tell Curtis Axel to shut up and go blend into that yellow wall. #raw
— Belle Generico (@prettyheartless) October 22, 2013

Curtis Axel, Big E. Langston’s in #WWE2K14. You’re not. So you need to sit down.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

Curtis Axel accepts the challenge, but Paul Heyman holds him back and reminds Axel that he doesn’t fight for free.

“You don’t fight for free.” – Paul Heyman, former Pimp.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 22, 2013

Has Anyone Else Noticed That The Ryback Turns All His T-Shirts Into Bibs? #RAW
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

Shawn Michaels and Daniel Bryan Mentor/Trainer Package:

This is the Most I’ve Ever Liked Shawn Michaels Ever.
— LeKeith (@lekeithlewis) October 22, 2013

Match 05: The Wyatt Family vs. The Miz and Kofi Kingston

FKBM proclaimed The Miz was “the best” when he walked out, but had switched to “Miz cain’t do nothing” one minute into the match. #Raw
— thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) October 22, 2013

Bray Wyatt is a Such a Multipurpose Halloween Costume. You’re Either Wyatt, Waylon Mercy or Johnny Depp from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

FKBM is now assuring his dad that The Wyatt Family is definitely The Shield. #Raw
— thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) October 22, 2013

Erick Rowan can sleep comfortably in his ring gear – that guy has the life! #RAW
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) October 22, 2013

Erick Rowan looks like he absorbed both Robbie and Rory Highlander to become “Perfect Highlander.” #SecondDBZJokeOfTheNight
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

FKBM keeps yelling “What’s up?!” at Kofi. #Raw
— thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) October 22, 2013

Winners: The Wyatt Family

Kofi Kingston is a Wildcat and Luke Harper Wrestles Alligators. Advantage: Harper.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

Post-Match, The Wyatt Family tie Miz up into the ropes and hold his eyes back. Bray Wyatt walks up to Miz and says that he’s won wars without even lifting a finger. Wyatt tells Miz that he bets Miz thinks he doesn’t know him, but he does. Wyatt asks Miz if he belives in the creator, life after death, then says that he does. Wyatt says that he’s not here to convince Miz that hell is a real thing, but he’s just here to lead him to the gates. Wyatt tells Miz to “Follow The Buzzards.”

Can I find the Buzzards on Google Maps?
— Saul Goodman (@RitaHepburn) October 22, 2013

Match 06: Big E. Langston vs. Curtis Axel

Curtis Axel vs Big E Langston?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 22, 2013

That’s like putting a Foot Soldier up against Master Splinter.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 22, 2013

Curtis Axel Went From “Confident” to “Scared Out Of His Wits” in Seconds.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

Curtis Axel and Ryback attack Big E. Langston. Curtis Axel and Ryback get the advantage, but Big E. Langston fends them off. Paul Heyman hits Big E. Langston with a Kendo Stick. Big E. Langston almost attacks Paul Heyman, but Ryback attacks him from behind. CM Punk runs down and attacks Curtis Axel and Ryback with a Kendo Stick.

I like how Punk waits until the person gets their ass kicked and then shows up.
— Shay (@ShayLMitchell) October 22, 2013

Vickie Guerrero walks out and makes a tag team match: Curtis Axel and Ryback vs. CM Punk and Big E. Langston

Match 06: Curtis Axel and Ryback vs. CM Punk and Big E. Langston

CM Punk’s wearing his Bret Hart tights just to piss Shawn Michaels off tonight.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

If I ever encounter Goldberg, I’m screaming RYBACK RYBACK RYBACK at him until my throat bleeds.
— EthanCarterN1Fan (@clparty) October 22, 2013

Winners: CM Punk and Big E. Langston

Curtis Axel, you BLOCKHEAD!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

Paul Heyman is SO disappointed right now, it’s hilarious.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 22, 2013

Post-Match, CM Punk chases Paul Heyman through the crowd.

Just Saying, Paul E., Big E. Langston Could’ve Been a Paul Heyman Guy. You Chose McGillicutty, You Live With McGillicutty.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013