Match 02: Santino Marella vs. Heath Slater

Santino Marella comes out with The Great Khali and Hornswoggle, dressed as Elvis.

OH GOD DAMMIT SANTINO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
— George E. Boy (@NotGeorgieBoy) October 22, 2013

Only Santino could pull this off.
— norman bates (@brokahontas) October 22, 2013

I Was Going to Say That They’re the Flying Elvises by The Great Khali can Barely Walk So…
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

The Great Khali is either trying to dance or has shingles. #RAW
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) October 22, 2013

BRING BACK THE HONK-A-METER.
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) October 22, 2013

Heath Slater appears to to have bought his ring gear from DJ Tanner. #RAW
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) October 22, 2013

Fat kid behind me yelled “YOU SUCK!” as loud and hatefully as possible at both Santino & 3MB. He also thinks 3MB is The Shield. #Raw
— thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) October 22, 2013

Winner: Santino Marella

I Have an Elvis Pun for the WWE Announce Team Too: “A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Action, Please.”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

Post-Match, Jerry Lawler dances with the Elvis’.

This is a thing that is happening #RAW
— Halloweenrana (@Heinekenrana) October 22, 2013

See? When You Try to Make the WWE Universe Chant “Jerry! Jerry!” they Won’t Do It. #LessonLearned #RAW
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

Match 03: Dolph Ziggler vs. Randy Orton

Sometimes Dolph Ziggler watches Spirit Squad matches to remind himself how far he’s come.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

Fat kid behind me just SCREAMS “Randy Orton!” every time he appears on screen. Pretty sure Randy is the only wrestler FKBM knows. #Raw
— thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) October 22, 2013

“Ziggler UNLOADING on the viper” Cole delete this word from your vocab.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 22, 2013

FKBM trying to explain to his dad how Dolph Ziggler invented the sleeper hold. #Raw
— thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) October 22, 2013

oh no he hears voices oh no he’s going to a dark place oh no he just remembered he left the oven on
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 22, 2013

I also do the “Randy Orton Viper coil ground pound” right before I’m about to finish eating Arby’s. #RAW
— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) October 22, 2013

Randy Orton goes for the RKO, but gets hit with a dropkick.

What a Dropkick!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

Randy Orton hits Dolph Ziggler with an RKO.

What an Even Better RKO Though.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

Winner: Randy Orton

Dolph Ziggler is like Tien from Dragon Ball Z. He gets in some good offense, and tries really hard to win, but he eventually loses.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

Match 04: AJ Lee and Tamina vs. The Bella Twins

BOTH Bella Twins Dressed for Battle? Is Nikki on That John Cena Recovery Rate Too?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013

“Day 123 – Nikki returns from her Total Divas injury. #EvenStronger” – John Cena “John for the love of God, STOP JOURNALING!” – Nikki Bella
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

I hereby christen Tamina Snuka, “She-isel” #RAW
— Andrew Goldstein (@AngeGold) October 22, 2013

Winners: The Bella Twins

This is Brie Bella’s Equivalent of Upset Victory Over The Shield.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013