Match 01: Daniel Bryan vs. Dean Ambrose
Daniel Bryan vs Dean Ambrose, I don’t hate it. #RAW
— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) October 22, 2013
I’m at #RAW & I just realized I’ve never seen The SHIELD’s entrance video until now.
— thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) October 22, 2013
Dean Ambrose looks like the craziest guy at a P90X seminar. #RAW
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) October 22, 2013
Daniel Bryan counters Dean Ambrose’s roll up into a YES! Lock.
Oh, Dean Ambrose. NEVER do a Roll-up on Daniel Bryan. Or a Submission. Basically, Don’t Wrestle Him. Just Give Up. #RAW
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013
Winner: Daniel Bryan
Great counter! Bryan wins! #RAW
— Sean S. (@Seanfranchise6) October 22, 2013
Ambrose and Bryan could wrestle only each other every week for the rest of my life and I’d be happy. #raw
— Belle Generico (@prettyheartless) October 22, 2013
CM Punk Speaks:
Wearing a hoodie with no shirt: when not showering for a week just doesn’t make you look homeless enough. #RAW
— Thomas Green (@NotThatTomGreen) October 22, 2013
CM Punk Looks Like He Got Caught in the Rain on the Way to the Ring Stage.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013
CM Punk talks about his plans for Ryback and Paul Heyman this Sunday at Hell In A Cell. Punk talks about how the Cell ends careers and defines legacies and that despite his accomplishments, he knows his legacy will be defined by what he does to Paul Heyman. CM Punk says he knows Heyman thinks Ryback will save him, but he can’t because they’re locked in with the devil that will do whatever he can to get the job done.
CM Punk looks like he’s in one of those bands that has an incomplete sentence for a name.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013
CM Punk says that his plan isn’t to put a wrestling hold on Ryback or Paul Heyman. The plan is to put Ryback to sleep, then to corner Paul Heyman then smash his face in the steel because that’s what he deserves. Punk says Heyman might think he knows what it is to be Extreme, but he doesn’t know anything. Punk says that this Sunday at Hell In A Cell, three men walk in the structure but only one man will walk out on his own will and that man is the Best In The World!
The Plan is to Put The Ryback to Sleep, Punk? What Are You Going to Do, Feed Him a Turkey?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013
Backstage: Triple H tells Vickie Guerrero to handle RAW since Brad Maddox is injured and to not screw things up. Vickie Guerrero agrees as Triple H and Stephanie McMahon, who is on her phone, walk into their dressing room. Inside waiting for them is the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels! Shawn Michaels and Triple H hug while Stephanie McMahon tries to get more security at the show.
“Rough day at the office?” – HBK “OMGOMGOMG C’mere so I can give you a hug!” – Triple H
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013
Triple H Just Showed Shawn Michaels More Affection Than He Showed Stephanie All Week.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013
Shawn Michaels jokes that Triple H doesn’t look very happy to see him while Stephanie McMahon continues to handle business. Triple H says there’s a lot going on right now. Stephanie McMahon and HBK say hello to each other, while HBK jokes about Triple H in his power tie, power suit, power pants and power underwear and how he doesn’t have time for the little people anymore. Triple H says that’s not true.
Respect the Power Underwear. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 22, 2013
Steph is has that “My man is with his best friend and they’re having fun and I HATE IT” thing going on.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 22, 2013
Shawn Michaels asks Triple H if he really thinks that Daniel Bryan can’t be the WWE Champion. Triple H says that Bryan can be the WWE Champion, but doesn’t see him as the face of the company. Triple H says the WWE is not a Wheatgrass Company. HBK understands where Triple H is coming from, but reminds him that the WWE said the same thing about the both of them becoming WWE Champion.
“We’re Not a Wheatgrass Company” Triple H, Have You Reconsidered? Degeneration X Wheatgrass Has Legs!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 22, 2013
Stephanie McMahon tells Triple H that they haven’t figured out how Big Show interrupted the feed and says it’s ridiculous. HBK calls Stephanie McMahon woman then calls her out on loving when DX used to do the same thing to Mr. McMahon. Stephanie says that was funny, but this is different because they fired the Big Show. Stephanie tells HBK that things have changed around here. HBK says he noticed but didn’t want to believe it because it’s a shame.
“C’mon, Steph. You used to love when we tormented your Dad in 06. Remember that? Then we went & saw Borat! *Borat voice* Very Nice!” – HBK
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013
“Slappin’ Da Bass, Mon!” – Triple H to Stephanie after hanging out with Shawn Michaels. #ILoveYouMan
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 22, 2013
Shawn Michaels says thankfully, one of them hasn’t had to grow up, so he’s going to have fun. HBK makes a Professor Frink-like noise then walks off. Triple H smiles and shakes his head as Stephanie McMahon looks unamused.
Uh oh…Trips smiled. HBK is breaking the spell that wicked witch Stephanie cast. A couple more weird noises & memories and he will be free.
— Shay (@ShayLMitchell) October 22, 2013
I really hope the WWE Network has a comedy with Triple H and Stephanie McMahon dealing with their mid-life crisis friend, Shawn Michaels.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 22, 2013

