So That Happened: 10/14/13

RAW begins with the Special Guest referee for Daniel Bryan vs. Randy Orton at HIAC: Shawn Michaels!

Shawn Michaels thanks the WWE Universe for voting for him on the WWE App to be the guest referee for Hell In A Cell. HBK says it’s nice that the WWE Universe didn’t forget about ol’ “HBShizzle.”

Shawn Michaels says that he knows everyone is concerned about the personal feelings he has with the competitors in the Hell In A Cell Match. HBK reminds us that he trained Daniel Bryan as a “YES” chant breaks out. HBK says he’s always liked Daniel Bryan, but he’s never liked Randy Orton and yes, Triple H is still his best friend. HBK says that this Hell In A Cell Match isn’t about him, it’s about crowning a new WWE Champion.

Shawn Michaels reminds everyone of his history with the Hell In A Cell Match and says that due to the HIAC, he’s very happy that he’s retired. HBK says that what happened at Battleground was a croc and it will not happen again. HBK says that two men will walk inside the Hell In A Cell, but guarantees that one man will walk out the WWE Champion.

Randy Orton’s music plays and Orton comes down to the ring.

Randy Orton tells Shawn Michaels that he has a match with The Miz, so he’s going to make this real quick. Orton claims HBK has the WWE Universe convinced, but tells HBK that he was born and raised here in St. Louis and that he knows the people in St. Louis better than anyone. Orton tells HBK that the people in St. Louis aren’t all that bright.

Randy Orton claims that HBK resents him because no matter how great he once was, Orton will always be much better than him, and that eats HBK up inside. HBK shrugs it off by saying “Oh Snap!” and telling Orton that he wasn’t even paying attention.

Shawn Michaels tells Randy Orton that he shouldn’t worry about him, he should be worried about Daniel Bryan. Orton claims not only is he going to beat Daniel Bryan at the Hell In A Cell, he’s going to hurt him. Orton tells HBK that he’s going to have no choice, but to stand there and count to 3, raise his hand victoriously and that he’s going to enjoy every second of it. The crowd starts chanting “NO” but Orton tells them to Shut Up.

Randy Orton tells Shawn Michaels that everyone knows that he’s no stranger to screwjobs and tells him that if he screws him over at Hell In A Cell, there will be no coming back from what Orton will do to him. HBK calls Orton out on trying to intimidating him, and says that if Randy Orton tries to put his hands on him, he’s going to kick Orton’s “pretty head” off of his “pretty little shoulders.” HBK ends it with the “Two Words For Ya” bit.

Randy Orton goes for the RKO, but Shawn Michaels blocks it. HBK goes for the Sweet Chin Music, but Orton runs off.

The Miz comes from behind and attacks Randy Orton!

Match 01: Randy Orton vs. The Miz

The Miz goes for the Skull Crushing Finale.

The Miz goes for the Figure-Four Leg Lock, but is distracted by The Wyatt Family entrance.

Randy Orton hits the RKO on The Miz.

Winner: Randy Orton

Bray Wyatt tells The Miz that he is the epitome of everything he loathes in this world. The limelight, the diamonds, the red carpet and asks The Miz how much it’s going to take for him to satisfy his obsession with fame. Wyatt says he and Miz are tangled together in the same web, and does not want him to be afraid. Wyatt tells Miz that he doesn’t want to see him suffer; he’s just going to put him down. Bray Wyatt ends his speech with “Follow The Buzzards.”

Match 02: Fandango vs. Santino Marella

Santino Marella tries to hit Fandango with the Cobra, but Summer Rae distracts him with the Jenna Marbles face,

Fandango rolls up Santino Marella for the win.

Winner: Fandango

Backstage: Paul Heyman reminds Brad Maddox of CM Punk kicked Ryback in the boingloins at Battleground and wants him to do something about it. Maddox tells Heyman that Ryback already has a match at Hell In A Cell with CM Punk, so he doesn’t know what he wants Heyman to do. Heyman claims that CM Punk made him look like a fool, and wants to pick the stipulation for Punk’s match at Hell In A Cell: CM Punk vs. Ryback and Curtis Axel!

Brad Maddox doesn’t think that’s fair, but Paul Heyman thinks it’s perfectly fair since CM Punk is a weasel. Maddox decides to put CM Punk and Ryback in Beat The Clock Challenges tonight. If Ryback beats R-Truth in a certain amount of time, Heyman gets to choose the stipulation for Punk/Ryback. If Punk beats Curtis Axel faster than Ryback beat R-Truth, CM Punk gets to choose the stipulation.

Match 03: Los Matadores vs. 3MB

Winners: Los Matadores

Post-Match, El Torito hits the Springboard Senton on Jinder Mahal.

Triple H and Stephanie McMahon speak:

Stephanie McMahon says last week on RAW, she learned a valuable lesson: To never mistake her kindness for weakness. Stephanie McMahon gets cut off by a “You Got Knocked Out” chant.

Stephanie McMahon reminds everyone about The McMahon’s bailing the Big Show out of financial troubles then says that they were repaid with disrespect and insubordination. Stephanie McMahon reminds us about the Big Show knocking out Triple H, then encourages the WWE Universe to chant, then reveals that their plans for the unemployed Big Show: They’re repossessing his house and pressing charges for trespassing and assault.

Stephanie McMahon tells the WWE locker room that insolence won’t be tolerated, then talks about Triple H’s alleged broken jaw and concussion. Stephanie reminds us that this is Triple H, the 13 time WWE Champion, King Of Kings, Cerebral Assassin and The Game. Stephanie talks about Triple H’s accomplishments in the Attitude Era and how he will accomplish more in this era with her power and support because Triple H is the WWE.

Triple H jokes that rumors of his demise being greatly exaggerated, then talks about being the COO in the WWE for 2 years. Triple H claims he took this job for us, and put his personal and professional needs aside for the WWE Universe. Triple H says he became the authority of the WWE, knowing what he had to endure because nobody likes the boss.

Triple H says he put up with the questioning, accusations, and walk-outs, but every man has his breaking point, and his was last week when he was lying here in the middle of the ring unconscious while the WWE Universe and the whole world chanted “YES!”

Triple H calms down then says that this is the way it is, after all they’ve done, he and Stephanie McMahon are just the villians. Triple H says if they want him to be the bad guy, he’ll be the bad guy and give the WWE Universe something like they’ve never seen before. Triple H says the Big Show will grovel at his feet to avoid incarceration and anyone who defies authority, will beg to keep their job. Triple H continues by saying anyone who even thought the word “YES!” had better start to pray right now.

Daniel Bryan comes out and leads the WWE Universe with “YES!” chant.

Alberto Del Rio attacks Daniel Bryan from behind.

Stephanie McMahon tells Daniel Bryan that his opponent tonight will be Alberto Del Rio. Triple H does a “YES!” chant while the WWE Universe chants “NO!”

Match 04: Ryback vs. R-Truth

R-Truth stalls from wrestling Ryback

Goldberg chants break out during the match.

Winner: Ryback

Backstage: Stephanie McMahon walks up to The Bella Twins and congratulates Brie Bella on her engagement. Stephanie McMahon reminds Brie about Daniel Bryan chanting “YES!” while Triple H is knocked out, but wonders what Bryan will say after Brie Bella’s match with Tamina Snuka tonight. Stephanie tells The Bella Twins that Nikki Bella will have to stay backstage, but AJ Lee will have be ringside.

Match 05: Tons Of Funk vs. The Real Americans

Zeb Colter talks about Los Matadores being here illegally.

Antonio Cesaro hits the Neutralizer on Brodus Clay.

Winners: The Real Americans

Antonio Cesaro gets ready to put Brodus Clay in the Giant Swing.

Tensai breaks it up, but Jack Swagger attacks him. Antonio Cesaro teases doing the Giant Swing to Tensai instead!

Antonio Cesaro does the Giant Swing to Tensai!

Match 06: Brie Bella vs. Tamina

Winner: Tamina

Post-Match, Tamina destroys Brie Bella then hits a Snuka Splash.

AJ Lee adds insult to injury by locking Brie Bella in the Black Widow.

Nikki Bella comes down to ringside and checks on Brie as AJ Lee and Tamina walk off.

Backstage: Brad Maddox and Stephanie McMahon are watching the Goldberg DVD. Daniel Bryan barges in and calls her out on taking their aggressions out on Brie Bella. Bryan is about to call Stephanie a bad word, but Brad Maddox cuts her off. Stephanie McMahon says not to blame her for what happened to Brie, then reminds him that he has a fiancé to attend to. Bryan glares at her then walks off.

Match 07: CM Punk vs. Curtis Axel

Winner: CM Punk

Post-Match, CM Punk chooses his stipulation…

Seriously though, it’s CM Punk vs. Ryback and Paul Heyman in a Handicap Hell-In-A-Cell Match!

Match 08: Daniel Bryan vs. Alberto Del Rio

Randy Orton appears on the Titantron and apologize to Daniel Bryan about what happened to Brie Bella earlier this evening, but says he’s going to check on her and see if she’s okay. Orton enters the Trainer’s Room, then closes the door as The Bella Twins scream.

Daniel Bryan fends off Alberto Del Rio, then runs backstage to check on Brie Bella.

Winner: Alberto Del Rio (Via Count Out)

Backstage: Daniel Bryan barges into the Trainer’s Room and sees that The Bella Twins are okay. Randy Orton attacks Daniel Bryan from behind.

Randy Orton is separated by the referees while The Bella Twins scream at him to stop. Orton walks off as Brie Bella runs over and checks on him.

Backstage: The Shield is talking until they start mocking Daniel Bryan. Roman Reigns says maybe The Rhodes Family will join him in the trainer’s room. Stephanie McMahon reminds The Shield that The Rhodes Family defeated them at Battleground. Triple H tells The Shield that their math with The Rhodes Family is now No-DQ and that “The Gloves Are Off.”

The Shield walks off and Triple H and Stephanie McMahon start making out.

Match 09: The Rhodes Dynasty vs. The Shield

Seth Rollins mocks Goldust’s taunt then dives at him, but gets powerslammed.

Dean Ambrose attacks Cody Rhodes and Goldust.

Goldust cleans house with a chair!

Seth Rollins powerbombs Cody Rhodes on the guardrail!

Roman Reigns spears Goldust through the Barricade!

Dean Ambrose tries to get help The Shield win, but Big Show walks down through the crowd.

Big Show takes out Dean Ambrose. Cody Rhodes goes for the Beautiful Disaster, but Roman Reigns ducks. Big Show knocks out Roman Reigns!

Winners and NEWWWWW Tag Team Champions: The Rhodes Dynasty

The Rhodes Dynasty celebrates while Big Show chants “YES!” in the crowd.

So That Happened:

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