JoJo and Eva Marie Bronze each other then head to the gym. Eva Marie wants to bronze because she never knows when John Cena is coming.
I Don’t Know What Gym Eva Marie and JoJo Are At But I’d Like to Sign Up. #BronzerRequired #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
The two start doing headlocks in the gym until they see Roman Reigns. They introduce themselves to Roman Reigns then Eva Marie reiterates why she wears bronzer.
Eva Marie has her sights on Roman Reigns now? Hopefully for her sake, she doesn’t audition for The Shield. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
I like how Roman Reigns had no idea who JoJo and Eva were lmfaoooo. #TotalDivas
— Alexx Raven (@Alexx_Raven) August 26, 2013
Tyson Kidd and Natalya are wrestling around in the pool until Natalya gets a phone call from Tyson Kidd’s Mom. It’s Nattie’s birthday week and doesn’t want to spend time there.,
Birthday Week, Nattie? Don’t Be Greedy. It’s Called Birth-Day! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Tyson’s Mom insists that they stay at her house. Tyson’s Mom Cheryl wants to Natalya to sleep with her while Tyson sleeps on the couch, which Tyson and Natalya argue about it.
TJ comes off as such an a-hole on #TotalDivas
— Alexx Raven (@Alexx_Raven) August 26, 2013
Tyson Kidd and Natalya patch things up then Natalya tosses Tyson Kidd in the pool.
I Would and Wouldn’t Wrestle Natalya in the Pool or In the Ring. Let Her Win, Tyson Kidd! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Cam’ron wakes Naomi up on their day off. Naomi wants a day to chill and relax, but Cam’ron wants to go shopping.
Here Comes Miss Work Rate, Cameron. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Naomi tries to get out of it, but Cam’ron insists fashion is all about looking cute. Cam’ron demands Naomi get a new jacket and purse. Naomi just “Ughs” Cam’ron to death.
So…Naomi actually wants to be a positive black rolemodel and SAVE her money and Cam’ron’s trying to get her to spend it? #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
Cameron is Really Getting Her Reality Show Language and Plots Down: “We Need to Go Shopping!” #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Naomi doesn’t want to admit it. Cameron is ANNOYING. #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 26, 2013
Nikki Bella is getting ready until Naomi walks up to her. The Bella Twins and The Funkadactyls go through their storyline with the Funkadactyls and then talk about their plans for the weekend. The Bella Twins talk about visiting their family. Nikki refuses to see her father because of her Father’s battles with addiction.
Wait…The Bellas and The Funkadactyls aren’t really against each other? Wrestling’s fake?! The deception. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
Natalya is back in her home town of Calgary for her birthday and RAW. Nattie and Kaitlyn have a match against The Bella Twins.
“The Bellas Taught Me How To Be a Diva; I Taught Them How to Wrestle.” I Think Nattie Had the Tougher Challenge #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Unfortunately for Natalya she loses. Tyson Kidd and Natalya go back to their hotel and wrestle around a bit until Tyson’s Mom calls. Tyson Kidd’s Mom wants them to stay at her place even though they booked a hotel. Tyson Kidd agrees to stay at their house, which Natalya isn’t happy about.
Tyson Kidd’s Mom: Moment Killer #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
Is TJ giving it to Nattie yet or what??? #TotalDivas
— Alexx Raven (@Alexx_Raven) August 26, 2013
The Funkadactyls are going to this fancy event with Jimmy Uso and Vincent. Cam’ron is more focused on taking pictures while Naomi just wants to have a good time. Naomi is more focused on moves and wrestling than she is being pretty.
“You Better WERK!” – Cameron, Working at the Wrong Time. Save it For the Ring! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
This is why I LIKE Naomi. #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 26, 2013
John Cena gives Nikki Bella a history lesson then tries teaching her Chinese.
Why do I find it hilarious that Cena is listed as “WWE Superstar” second? #TotalDivas
— Fierce Groupie Debbi (@fyeahheath) August 26, 2013
Why does Cena know Chinese????????????????????????????????????? #YesItNeedsThatManyQuestionMarks #TotalDivas
— Alexx Raven (@Alexx_Raven) August 26, 2013
Cena’s is giving Nikki History and Chinese Lessons. Nikki asked him to teach her wrestling moves, but they know the same ones #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
John Cena also tries to get Nikki Bella to mend fences with her father, which Nikki reluctantly agrees to.
John Cena wants Nikki Bella to end the feud with her dad. #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 26, 2013
Nikki Bella is in the “Very Special” Storyline in this Week’s #TotalDivas: She Will Teach Us to Rise Above Paternal Grudges.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
First Body Image Issues now Daddy Issues? What is with the “Very Special Episodes” of #TotalDivas?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
Natalya, Tyson Kidd and Cheryl are having lunch together. Surprise Surprise! It’s Tyson Kidd’s sister Valerie. Natalya tries to explain that she doesn’t have time to see everyone when she comes to Calgary, but Cheryl says family comes first.
This Lunch Just Turned into a 3-on-1 Handicap Match for Natalya. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Tyson’s sister Valerie tries to get them to have kids, but Tyson and Natalya try and avoid that right now. Valerie’s sister suggests pre-marital counseling.
Tyson Kidd’s sister puttin’ on the pressure. She needs back up. #TotalDivas **
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 26, 2013
Pre-Marital Counseling? Kids? Stop Trying to Be the Booker, Valerie #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Tyson and Natalya already have pre-marital counseling. It’s called “Wrestler’s Court.” #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
Nattie, having to deal with THAT for 12 years already. I feel for you, girl. #TotalDivas
— (@friendlyyan) August 26, 2013
The Bella Twins start working out until Nikki Bella reveals that she’s ready to patch things up with her Dad. She asks Brie to join her, which she does. Brie wants them to be a family again.
There’s a huge lack of Daniel Bryan in this episode. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
The Funkadactyls are practicing a new routine. Naomi is showing off her dance moves, but Cam’ron wants her to slow it down because she’s not a dancer. Cam’ron stops her and starts showing off instead of doing dance practice. There is clear tension between Cam’ron and Naomi.
Is Cameron Even Dressed for Wrestling Practice? #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
She isn’t a dancer, she isn’t a wrestler……what is she? #TotalDivas
— Tiffany Killeen (@ZigglersQueen81) August 26, 2013
Cam’ron is all about flashy moves and camera shots. Be like Naomi and learn the basics. A dance step. A hiptoss. Anything!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
Cameron and Naomi are Locked in the Eternal Struggle of Sizzle Versus Steak. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
The Bella Twins go to their Nanas house to visit their Nana and Brother. After saying grace and talking about their Grandfather, Brie tells Nana about Bryan wanting a Compost Toilet for their vegetables. Nana tells Brie to tell Bryan to talk to him and she can teach him about compost.
Nana Bella! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
omg the Bella’s nana is so cute #TotalDivas
— Batman* (@MeliMelissax3) August 26, 2013
“You Have Bryan Talk to Nana.” #RespectTheNana, Daniel Bryan! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Natalya goes to her friend Jaret’s tanning salon to relax and say Hi. After some small talk and flirting by Jaret, Natalya gets a spray tan from Jaret.
GET IT JARET!!!! #TotalDivas
— Alexx Raven (@Alexx_Raven) August 26, 2013
Don’t treat your girl right, a tanning salon dude will #TotalDivas
— Alex Rogan (@failraiser) August 26, 2013
Oh, Jaret. Don’t you know you’re in the friendzone, bro? #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
Jaret and Natalya hug and say goodbye.
That’s an Extra Long Hug There, “Friend” Jaret. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Come get your girl, Tyson. #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 26, 2013
I Don’t Know the Relationship Between Tanner and Tanned. Is It Always so Touchy-Feely? #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
The Bella Twins visit their Grandfather’s Grave. The Bellas talk about how proud their Grandfather was of them and wonder how he would feel about their wrestling careers. Nikki is upset that Cena will never be able to meet his Grandfather.
“John is the first amazing guy I’ve ever been with.” – Nikki Bella. *Ziggler slowly stops wiggling, and looks down :(* #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 26, 2013
Natalya is going to dinner with Tyson. She’s dressed nice and ready for a night alone with Tyson Kidd, but Tyson is taking Natalya to her sisters. Natalya get pissed off and tells Tyson Kidd that this is not how she wanted to spend her birthday. Natayla tells Tyson to go to her sister’s house alone and decides to spend her birthday in the hotel.
omg TJ get it together #TotalDivas
— Batman* (@MeliMelissax3) August 26, 2013
So Natalya lost *twice* during her birthday weekend? Bummer. #TotalDivas
— Fierce Groupie Debbi (@fyeahheath) August 26, 2013
Tyson Kidd does not come off as a winner in this show. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
The Funkadactyls, Eva Marie and JoJo are going Go-Karting. Cam’ron and Eva Marie already compete by standing on the number 1 position, but Naomi thinks she’s going to beat both of them.
Go Karting? Somebody Break Out a Blue Shell, Please! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Please fall off a bike Cameron, PLEASE. #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 26, 2013
After some Go-Karting, Naomi is last place, JoJo is 3rd, Eva Marie is 2nd and Cam’ron is 1st place. Cam’ron has an over the top celebration for her victory.
Ariane, it’s go-karting, not the Divas title. Sheesh. #TotalDivas
— Fierce Groupie Debbi (@fyeahheath) August 26, 2013
Dude Arianna is like a child. Naomi is too much to deal with Arianna #TotalDivas
— Batman* (@MeliMelissax3) August 26, 2013
After Cam’ron’s over the celebration, Naomi tries to calm Cam’ron down, but Cam’ron refuses to listen.. Cam’ron tells her to not get hot because she lost, but Naomi defends tells herself saying that she’s the one who wins the matches. Cam’ron and Naomi get into a huge argument in public.
Cameron Breaking Out the Thug Clapping?!? That Means 1) Christian is Right Around the Corner and 2) A Fight’s a-Brewin’ #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Cam’ron legit started hood clapping on Naomi. C’mon girls. No Ghetto moments. This isn’t the Red Lobster. It’s Go Karting. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
Cam’ron and Naomi continue to argue. Cam’ron tries to walk away, but Naomi pushes her away. Cam’ron and Naomi get into each other’s faces and almost get into a fight.
Naomi will humble you Cameron, you better fall back. #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 26, 2013
Naomi’s Steak Will Mess Your Sizzle Up, Cameron! She’s a T-Bone Steak! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Natalya ends up going out with Jaret, who sets up a private date with her in a restaurant.
Jaret is Pulling Out All the Stops! He’s Studied Seasons of The Bachelor Like They’re Wrestling Tapes #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
A male friend acting like this is a date. This won’t end well. #TotalDivas #beentheredonethat
— Fierce Groupie Debbi (@fyeahheath) August 26, 2013
I see the thirst on Jaret’s face.
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 26, 2013
Natalya vents to Jaret and Jaret tells her that Tyson Kidd is not her only option. Jaret tries to tell Natalya that she needs to get someone to treat her like a Princess. Jaret claims that he has a better connection with her than Tyson. Jaret confesses his feelings for Natalya while Natalya just laughs nervously.
Jaret: Nattie, I’m in love with you. Natalya: *Nervous laugh* Jaret: Let’s be together. Natalya: Have you tried the crab cakes? #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
Nah, Nattie. You don’t do your man like that. You shouldn’t have went with Jared. I expected better of you. #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 26, 2013
Look, I’ve Heard of Wrestlers Stealing Moves but Stealing Girls, Jaret? That’s Pretty Messed Up! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
The Bella Twins and Bella Bro visit The Bella Dad. Nikki reluctantly hugs her Dad. The Bella Dad asks Nikki what’s going on and Nikki tells her that her Dad is a selfish man that has been in and out of her life. Nikki says it hurt her that she never got the Father-Daughter relationship she saw others having.
Man, Nikki Bella Does Not Pull Punches! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Nikki vents about missing her Grandfather and how her Grandfather was more of a Father to her and Brie than her actual Dad. It hurt Nikki that he passed away because she actually envisioned her Grandfather walking her down the aisle one day. The Bella Dad apologizes and says he hates the way he handled things. The Bella Dad wants to try harder to be in their lives and they all agree to try harder.
The DaddyBella May Have Been Bad in the Past but He is ROCKIN’ That Hat! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Bella Dad: I’m going to trying harder. We’re all going to Chuck-E-Cheese today! Nikki: Dad, we’re 29. Bella Dad: Chuck-E-Cheese! #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
Joan tells the Divas about their match tonight, but Naomi requests not to work with Cam’ron tonight. Cam’ron doesn’t want to work with her either. Naomi would rather start at the bottom and go solo than be famous than work with Cam’ron. Cam’ron calls Naomi unprofessional and the two get into an argument until Joan suggests a meeting at Stephanie McMahon.
Questioning the Brass, Naomi? That’s an Eva Marie Attitude. You’re Better Than That. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Sandra needs to mend the peace! Jane can’t handle this. #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 26, 2013
I’ve seen wrestling match that were realer than Cam’ron’s “Leave the personal stuff at the door” attitude. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
Cam’ron tells Natalya and the other Divas about their upcoming meeting with Stephanie McMahon.
“Stephanie’s Involved? SCATTER!” – Nattie’s Reaction Backstage #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Stephanie McMahon tries to get Cam’ron and Naomi to be get on the same page. Cam’ron tells her side of the story and brings up Naomi shoved her. Naomi admits to pushing her and Stephanie McMahon tells her that is unacceptable. Stephanie tells her that when they are in public, they are WWE Divas. Stephanie decides to put them in singles competition anyway.
Noooooo, IT’S NOT Naomi fault! Stephanie, listen.
#TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 26, 2013
Naomi should know that no matter what your problems are, you leave them at the door for your job. WWE especially. Drop it. #TotalDivas
— Alexx Raven (@Alexx_Raven) August 26, 2013
Forget Katy Perry. The Real #Lioness is Stephanie McMahon! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Brian Terwilliger informs Cam’ron and Naomi about their singles matches. It’s going to be Cam’ron vs. Aksana and Naomi vs. Alicia Fox.
Wait. A Go Kart Race is Why We Saw Naomi vs Alicia Fox and Cameron vs. Aksana at the Smackdown Tapings? #TotalDivas http://t.co/S1Fki7ASCm
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Sandra tries to find out what happened between the Funkadactyls, but Naomi tells her to focus on the gear then walks off. Sandra says her gear will be affected by her attitude.
Pissing off Stephanie is one thing but pissing off Sandra…girl, you gone too far now. #TotalDivas
— Fierce Groupie Debbi (@fyeahheath) August 26, 2013
“You gear will be affected by your attitude.” – Sandra laying down the law. She’s the reason Undertaker wore Gold Pants once. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
“That Gear is Going to Be Affected By Your Attitude!” I Want to See Sandra the Seamstress Versus Nana Bella in a Sass-Off Match! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
The Bella Twins watch their men wrestle in the ring and talk about how sexy their men look when wrestling.
I Got Excited Watching the Bellas Watch Daniel Bryan Wrestle Because I Remembered How Good That Match Was. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
The Bella Twins talk about how sexy John Cena and Daniel Bryan look in the ring. No one’s talking about Kane. Poor guy. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
Naomi has her match with Alicia Fox. Joan asks Natalya how she’s doing and Naomi looks winded. Naomi is shown missing a flying cross body, while Cam’ron has a giant grin on her face. Alicia Fox ends up getting the win.
Cameron is laughing, but last I checked she’s not even that good at wrestling. Well.. this is awkward. #TotalDivas
— b. (@yeahnoe) August 26, 2013
How dare Cam’ron laugh at Naomi’s miscalculation? “You have to work the face. You have to work the camera.” Work a headlock! #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
Even though Naomi miscalculated, she STILL a better worker than Cameron. #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 26, 2013
It’s Cam’ron’s turn to face Aksana. It’s her first singles match and Naomi thinks Cam’rons going too fast and fumbling moves.
You see how Naomi’s worried? Cameron laughed at her, Naomi is REAL friend. #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) August 26, 2013
Naomi is right as Cam’ron ends up miscalculating as well and loses to Aksana.
#TotalDivas Made That Cameron vs. Aksana Match Look Much Better Than It Was. #IWasThere http://t.co/S1Fki7ASCm
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Naomi and Cam’ron admit they didn’t like working without each other then patch things up.
“We Both Bring Something to the Ring. You’re The High Flying Ass Kicker and I …………………” Cameron #TotalDivas #RanOutOfCharacters
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013
Cam’ron legit did the Milhouse Cry face. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
So That Happened:
Yay, Justin Gabriel on next week! =D #TotalDivas
— Fierce Groupie Debbi (@fyeahheath) August 26, 2013
Glad Naomi and Cam’ron have patched things up. A 1 Bedroom Apartment on Planet Funk is hard to find. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2013
I Fully Expect Tyson Kidd to Come Into the Scene with a Flying Knee to Jaret #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2013