IT’S. ABOUT. TO. GO. DOWN. #BreakingBad
— Diego Violence (@Miss_Dani_Baby) August 12, 2013
Wrong recap, Dani.
#TotalDivas Time! It’s Time to Break Beautiful!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
The Bella Twins try to figure out the difference between Tree Cutting and Tree Trimming. I’m not making this up.
Nikki Bella trying to figure out a smart way to say that she’s stupid.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Nikki vs Brie in the Feud of the Year: Tree Cutter or Tree Trimmer? #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella discuss moving to Phoenix, Arizona in order to be closer to Brie’s dog Josie. Bryan asks Brie if she told Nikki about them moving to Phoenix. Brie says she’s afraid to tell Nikki, but Daniel gives Brie some advice on how to tell Nikki that they’re moving.
LMFAO @ BRYAN
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 12, 2013
“You are a GROWN ASS WOMAN…Bitch, we’re movin’ to Phoenix!” – Daniel Bryan being awesome on #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
“Bitch, We’re Moving the Phoenix!” – Bryan Danielson #LineoftheNight #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Jimmy Uso and Naomi talk about Naomi’s weave and the fact that Naomi isn’t wearing her engagement ring. Naomi says she took it off to clean it and forgot to put it back on.
Does This Mean that Naomi Can Wear Her Ring on #RAW Tomorrow? There’s No More Hiding It Now. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Naomi apologizes makes up with Jimmy Uso. Jimmy Uso does what every fiancé would do, and starts biting Naomi’s butt.
Butt bitin all day
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 12, 2013
What I would give to be that USO? #TotalDivas
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) August 12, 2013
Eva Marie and Jo Jo Train at NXT, but there’s only one Diva Wrestler everyone notices.
Sara Del Rey! #pop #TotalDivas
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 12, 2013
There’s Only 1 #TotalDiva in the Ring Right Now and That’s Sara Del Ray! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
All that matters is Sara Del Rey is on #TotalDivas right now.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Eva Marie and Jo Jo practice the basics.
Wow. JoJo is a steady learner.
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) August 12, 2013
Sara Del Rey has the best facial expressions during this #TotalDivas training segment. Like she’s so disappointed in Eva Marie and JoJo
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Jo Jo gets knocked down on hard after a bodyslam. The Doctor thinks she may have a concussion.
And they have already killed one of the newbie Divas
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 12, 2013
Sara looks so bored. She is so dissatisfied with all this. #TotalDivas
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) August 12, 2013
Look at Sara Del Rey. She Don’t Care. That’s Part of Being a Wrestler. Get Up #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Jimmy Uso and Naomi have dinner. Jimmy confronts Naomi on not wearing her ring and Naomi tells him WWE’s rule about wanting the Divas to look single. Jimmy continues to give her a hard time.
“You are somethin’ else.” – Jimmy Uso channeling his inner Kevin Hart #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Gonna have to identify with Jimmy here, indecisiveness grates on you.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 12, 2013
Jimmy Uso’s So Mad About The Ring Issue That I Think He’s About To Break Out a Siva Tau on Naomi Right Now.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
If Daniel Bryan was in on that convo it would “youre a grown ass women, wear or dont wear that ring if you want”
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 12, 2013
While working out, Brie Bella breaks the news to Nikki Bella that she’s moving to Phoenix with Daniel Bryan. Nikki Bella is not happy about it and blames Daniel Bryan.
The Bella Twins remind me of the Chameleon Brothers from Rocko’s Modern Life. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
This whole dog situation is bs, but Bryan was right to call Nikki a bitch. God I loathe her.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) August 12, 2013
The Bella Twins are supposed to meet with a movie Producer. Brie Bella is late to the meeting. Nikki Bella is meeting with a movie producer. Brie is late and Nikki blames Daniel Bryan for it.
Twin Magic Is Out of Sync Right Now. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Really?! Blaming Bryan? How mature of Nikki. #TotalDivas
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) August 12, 2013
Brie Bella eventually makes it to the movie and The Bella Twins schmooze the movie producer.
Stuck to the Ribs in the Womb? I Guess Nikki’s The Alpha Bella #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
JoJo spends the day with her first real boyfriend, Sebastian, who came to see her because of JoJo’s concussion.
Aww. JoJo’s got a boyfriend that got out of the Friendzone. I like him! Good guy. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Jojo is going to get some BOOTY!
— Finn, the human (@RitaHepburn) August 12, 2013
The Bella Twins work out with Mark Shane. Brie tries to tell Nikki about the move and asks if Nikki wants to come help. Nikki takes her aggression out on the boxing gloves. Jo Jo tells Sebastian that she has to go to practice. Sebastian tries to make her choose between her and her job and claims this is way too much for him.
Sebastian, bro. JoJo is WAY out of your league. Let her practice! #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Dick move Sebastian, dick move
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 12, 2013
Sebastian: It’s Been 11 Months. Calm It Down, Bro. You Haven’t Even Been to Wrestlemania Yet. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Sebastian and JoJo go back to the hotel room and Sebastian says this isn’t working out for him. Sebastian walks out on JoJo.
BRO! You’re 19. Go get drunk. Smoke some pot. Play some Call Of Duty and wait for JoJo to come back! #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Really, JoJo is better off, I mean, his name is Sebastian #notkickingasSeaBass
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 12, 2013
I don’t care who you are, if your boyfriend/girlfriend gets signed by WWE, your level of importance drops. Esp. if you’re a chunky white guy
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 12, 2013
That’s a big mistake, Sebastian. Have you seen that WWE Roster? They ALL look better than you. Even Jinder Mahal. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
@KeepItFiveStar Don’t Hinder Jinder!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Future Worldwide Trend: Sebastian Is A Douchebag. #TotalDivas
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) August 12, 2013
and to think I liked him for 30 seconds… @ChrisRiddle
— J.J. (@JJTheMark) August 12, 2013
Jimmy Uso and Naomi are training. Once again, a Diva Wrestler steals the scene.
More Sara Del Rey! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Yes, lets keep giving Sarah Del Ray tv time
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 12, 2013
After some resistance, Naomi hits Jimmy Uso with a springboard leg drop!
Did you see that? PUSH NAOMI!
— Powerline (@Osito1034) August 12, 2013
Bill Demott asks Naomi about her recent indecisiveness, but Jimmy Uso beings venting about their engagement problems.
Bil DeMott: Pro Wrestling Trainer / Marriage Counselor. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Jimmy Uso wants Naomi to improve her ring work and her wedding ring work.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Jimmy Uso and Naomi take the argument to the car. Jimmy Uso says that her indecisiveness is getting in the way of her work, but Naomi is just trying to get her career going and wants to wait for the right timing.
Gonna have to identify with Jimmy here, indecisiveness grates on you.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 12, 2013
Jimmy’s Confused. He Liked It. He Put a Ring on It. Just Like The Song Says! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
JoJo talks to Eva Marie about Sebastian wanting her to quit wrestling for him.
“How Could Jojo Think About Quitting? She Hasn’t Dyed Her Hair The Wrong Color. She Hasn’t Lied About Being a Dancer.” Eva Marie #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
“We worked so hard to come to this moment. 20 minutes of wrestling training.” – Eva Marie
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Eva Marie thinks Sebastian is just being selfish and claims she wouldn’t stand in the way of her other half’s career.
Which Other Half are You Talking About, Eva Marie: Fandango or that Guy Last Week?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
The one time I’ve ever agreed with Eva Marie, ever! #TotalDivas
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) August 12, 2013
Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella are packing for Phoenix until Nikki Bella shows up with a box.
Uh-oh. Here comes Nikki McHater again #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
The Bella Twins talk about Camel Toe until Daniel and Brie go back to packing. Nikki Bella starts to complain about how long they’re taking. Brie Bella calls Nikki Bella out on her rudeness and tells her if she doesn’t want to be here, she should go.
Oooh kill her! #TotalDivas #shutuptittiesmcgee
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 12, 2013
Brie That is not the B-Word You Say to Your Sister. That Word is “Bella,” Young Lady! Bella! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Nikki Bella starts to complain about how selfish Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella are and how stupid they are for getting Josie the dog. Nikki Bella leaves the house.
OH MY GOD I HATE YOU SHUT UP #TotalDivas
— Katie Rose (@_katierose13) August 12, 2013
KICK HER HEAD IN DANIELSON!
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 12, 2013
Bryan Danielson did NOT ask for this.
— Finn, the human (@RitaHepburn) August 12, 2013
Nikki Bella was chillin’ on their bed with shoes on. Straight disrespect. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Is Twin Magic Breaking Up Right Now? Nikki Without Brie is Penn without Teller, Sigfried without Roy. Keenan without Kel. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
JoJo watches the other Divas train until Natalya shows up.
FINALLY @NatbyNature is on!
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) August 12, 2013
Natalya is a prop in Total Divas, right?
— Finn, the human (@RitaHepburn) August 12, 2013
.@NatbyNature is a beautiful ray of sunshine and I love her. #TotalDivas
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 12, 2013
Jo Jo vents to Natalya about her problems with Jo Jo. Natalya pretty much tells Jo Jo that she might not make it in this company if she keeps holding on to Sebastian.
You are 19. 19. That man is not your maker – he aint worth your dream. If it is your dream. #TotalDivas
— Jennifer Lynn (@PocketVolcano) August 12, 2013
“Jojo Needs to Get It Together.” – Spoken From the Heart By a Hart. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Jo Jo storms out. Natalya goes after her.
JoJo being rude as hell walking away from Nattie like that. #TotalDivas
— #ROARAugust12 (@_zigglypuff) August 12, 2013
Natalya gives Jo Jo a hug and lets her know that whatever happens, she’ll be here for here.
What a Class Act Nattie Is! Jojo Walk Away and Nattie Still Hugs Her! #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Natalya gives JoJo a hug…then turns it into a Bearhug because THERE’S NO CRYING IN THE DUNGEON! #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
John Cena and Nikki Bella talk about body imperfections, because you know…they look like the rest of us.
“My toes are disgusting” – John Cena killing all of the Cena Foot Fetish Fans dreams. And yes. They exist. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Nikki Bella tells John Cena about her issues with Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella. John Cena takes Bryan and Brie’s side, saying Bryan is not a bad guy and thinks Nikki is being selfish.
John Cena, part time therapist
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 12, 2013
I HATE when Cena calls someone “kid”. Especially, Bryan.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) August 12, 2013
Nikki Bella tells John Cena that she took her anger out on Bryan because she’s going to miss her sister Brie. Cena explains to Nikki that she was making Bryan a Scapegoat (No pun intended.)
“That’s What Called a Scapegoat. Trust Me, I Know.” – John Cena #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
John Cena’s next closest relationship to the one he has with Nikki Bella, is with Stu the Cameraman
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 12, 2013
John Cena and Nikk Bella make up.
How come we can’t get THIS John Cena on RAW? He’s smart. He’s teaching Nikki about scapegoats & he’s Not wearing blinding colors #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
I’d still take Nikki “Cameltoe” Bella over Eva “Can’t Dance” Marie. #TotalDivas
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 12, 2013
Naomi is on the couch watching TV and trying to ignore Jimmy Uso who just wants to talk. Jimmy snatches the remote from her and Naomi hides underneath the covers.
Naomi’s Throwing a Tantrum. She’s Being a Real Cameron Right Now. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Jimmy Uso asks her about getting married again and Naomi snaps on him saying that she can’t have babies, be a wife and a kid right now and if he wants that, he needs to find someone else. Jimmy tells her if she’s nervous about marriage.
Shut up, Jey or Jon or Joe or whatever, before I throw you back into Rikishi. #TotalDivas
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 12, 2013
All he’s asking for is when.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) August 12, 2013
Jimmy Uso packs his bag, then tell Naomi that the job won’t always be here, but he will if she gives him a chance. Jimmy Uso knocks down a glass before leaving.
Jimmy/Naomi nooooo 😦
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 12, 2013
I know this is a serious moment, but how hot is Naomi’s Rogue from X-Men dress? #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Thats why the Usos lost to the Shield, breaking glass = 7 years bad luck
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 12, 2013
Jimmy Uso doesn’t understand. He’s not on RAW every week so he has all the time in the world. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
The Bella Twins apologize to each other. Brie tells Nikki that Daniel Bryan helped her see where Nikki was coming from.
So BOTH John Cena and Daniel Bryan are the Better Halves of Their Respective Relationships? SummerSlam’s Going to Be Interesting #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Brie: Bryan made me see it from your point of view *Flashback* Bryan: *Dressed as Nikki. Points to one of Brie’s moving boxes* NO! NO! NO!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Naomi talks to Natalya and The Bella Twins about her problems with Jimmy Uso.
Naomi is With the A Team Right Now: The Bellas AND Nattie!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Cam’ron walks in and reveals that not only does she have tonsillitis, but she has a UTI and a Yeast Infection from the antibiotics….Yeah.
THANKS FOR SHARING CAMRON GEEZ
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 12, 2013
Just ALL OUT THERE WITH IT
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 12, 2013
#GIRLTMI @WWECameron
— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) August 12, 2013
That’s….just so much information. #TotalDivas
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) August 12, 2013
I Know #TotalDivas Is Reality TV But Cameron is TOO REAL.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Damn, Cameron just told the world about her yeasty coochie. #TotalDivas
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 12, 2013
A UTI AND A YEAST INFECTION?! Isn’t that like a Wellness Violation or something? Go home, Cam’ron. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Mark tells Naomi and Cam’ron about their match tonight: The Bellas and The Usos vs. Tons Of Funk!
Its like the WWE knows!
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 12, 2013
All the Forever Alone memes should be switched to Cameron’s face. Lets be real. #TotalDivas
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 12, 2013
The Match:
“It’s about to get FUNKY up in here!” has a new meaning after learning about Cam’ron’s Yeast Infection/UTI.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Nikki Bella starts to massage Brie Bella. Naomi takes out some frustration on Brie Bella.
This is Why You Can’t Say Anything In Front of the Bellas. That’s Psychological Warfare #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Brie Bella tags in Jimmy Uso! Jimmy Uso and Naomi are having a staredown as Cam’ron explains the rules of a Mixed Tag Match to us. Naomi decides to hit a spinning hurricanrana anyway.
I, too, headscissor takedown my boyfriend when we’re arguing. #TotalDivas
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 12, 2013
His reaction was gold. Lol. “WHAT YOU DO THAT FOR?” #TotalDivas
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) August 12, 2013
Now I gotta wonder how much in ring aggression is caused due to outside circumstances.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 12, 2013
Naomi reveals that this was the most uncomfortable match of her life and that she needs to talk to Jimmy Uso.
Naomi: That was the most UNCOMFORTABLE match of my life. Cameon: Mine TOO. *Wink* Naomi:…*Hands Cameron cranberry juice* #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
No, Jimmy Uso! Don’t Suggest You and Naomi Separate! Jinder Mahal Is Waiting in the Wings! #TotalDivas #DontHinderJinder
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Jo Jo tells Natalya and Cam’ron that she’s decided to breakup with Sebastian.
If my girl wanted to pursue a wrestling career, I’d support it all the way.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 12, 2013
Where did JoJo meet Sebastian anyway? On an episode of Catfish? #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Cam’ron tracks down Naomi then the two discuss Naomi’s relationship with Jimmy Uso. Naomi reveals that she was cheated on in the past and is afraid to take that next step. Cam’ron tells Naomi that she needs to take that chance and she’ll never know if she won’t try.
Cam’ron shouldn’t be sitting on ANYTHING right now. She should be in a bubble. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Naomi is female version of the Successful Black Guy Meme. All she wants to be is a successful BLACK woman.
— Finn, the human (@RitaHepburn) August 12, 2013
Naomi and Jimmy Uso meet in the cafeteria.
Empty Cafeteria Match Right Now Between Jimmy Uso and Naomi. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
Im waiting for that camera to pan up to see Ryder still in catering
— Randy Wilder (@InstantRandy) August 12, 2013
Naomi apologizes and tells Jimmy Uso that she’s afraid of them failing. Jimmy Uso says the dude who cheated on Naomi made a mistake and that he wouldn’t go “eat a cheeseburger if he was having steak everynight.” Jimmy Uso continues to compare Naomi to food.
“Why am I going to go to cheeseburgers if I’m eating steak every night?” Naomi’s Uso is the best character on this show
— Alex Vause (@failraiser) August 12, 2013
“Yo, you a steak. You a Filet Mignon, Girl!” – Jimmy Uso saying my new pickup line. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 12, 2013
Naomi calls him a Chicken Nugget and the two kiss and make up.
I’m More Invested in Jimmy Uso Because of #TotalDivas. Now I Want Him to Win More Matches to Afford a Dream Wedding with Naomi.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013
So That Happened:
I love this show so much more than I should. #TotalDivas
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) August 12, 2013
“@KeepItFiveStar: @prettyheartless Yo, you a steak. You a Filet Mignon, Victoria!” I know! 🙂
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 12, 2013
Uh- Oh. It Just Dawned on Me Next Week’s Conflict: #TotalDivas or #SummerSlam?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 12, 2013