Last night, Total Divas debuted on the E! Network much to the chagrin of angry wrestling fans. Despite the snarkiness, over 1.3 million people watched Total Divas.

From the smart fans….

So I just watched Total Divas. Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out.
— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) July 29, 2013

To Former WWE Superstars:

No way I’m making it the full hour #TotalDivas
— Lance Storm (@LanceStorm) July 29, 2013

And even celebrities!

so #TotalDivas is on tv & i haven’t turned the channel……….yet
— Questlove Jenkins (@questlove) July 29, 2013

Bottom line is, everyone was watching Total Divas!

At one point in time Kelly Kelly was the “veteran” diva… after John Cena, of course. #IDidntWatchTotalDivas
— Diego Violence (@Miss_Dani_Baby) July 29, 2013

Well, almost everyone. But WWE! (The team of WWE and E! together) has to be happy with the results. E! was so excited, they they even did their own version of a “So That Happened” recap. We’re not gonna say E!’s version of STH was bad, but it was a good first start. However, if E! is going to do this full time, we’d like to give them a little advice.

1. Please Get Better Screengrabs. You’re E! You Have An Actual Copy Of The Show. 

Courtesy of E!

Courtesy of E!

I’m gonna need for @eonline to stop making memes for every word that’s uttered during #TotalDivas. Thank you.
— (@brokahontas) July 29, 2013

Courtesy of E!

4.  Please! More Daniel Bryan!

Gif courtesy of Letty-P

5. Please Show Us Your Tweets!

Total Divas was trending worldwide last night. And since we’re taking a whole Never Before, Never Again stance on recapping Total Divas, we give E! (And only E!) full permission to borrow our Twitter Wall.

Here’s some of the tweets you missed:

Eva Marie and JoJo:

Jojo chillin’ in her over-sized T #cute
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 29, 2013

I Hope the WWE Signs a New Diva and Pairs Her Up with Jojo. Hopefully, Her Name is Casey. #AllMyLife
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 29, 2013

Eva is so orangy, I feel I’m getting my daily supply of Vitamin C watching her.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 29, 2013

Rhianna Red? You’re New, Eva Marie. In the WWE, We Call That “Alicia Foxy Red” #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 29, 2013

Wait, a Diva has to get a haircut and they DON’T go to Brutus The Barber Beefcake? Messed up. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 29, 2013

So Eva Marie DISOBEYS HER INSTRUCTIONS and Jane Compliments Her For It?!? Way to Set Precedent, #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 29, 2013

The Almost Fight Between Brodus Clay and Vincent:

Vincent Wants to Go Ham; Brodus Clay Want to Eat Ham. I See the Dilemma. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 29, 2013

7 months and you tryna go to jail for her? DUDE, have several seats. #TotalDivas
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 29, 2013

Vincent is pissed because Brodus said Cameron sucks. Vincent plans to get Brodus back by calling his Momma. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 29, 2013

I want to see Gru fight Brodus Clay
— Alex Vause (@failraiser) July 29, 2013

Dude. Seriously. Nattie Could Take Vincent Down. In That Dress. Without Ripping a Stocking. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 29, 2013

Poor Natayla:

When Nattie is sad, I’m sad. #TotalDivas
— Crazy Eyes (@prettyheartless) July 29, 2013

Look at all the Jobs Nattie Has in One Weekend: Trainer, Babysitter, Red Carpet Correspondent, Wrestler, Packer of Lunches … #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 29, 2013

damn man. im caught up in this Nattie drama and i aint seen a wrestling match since jimmy snucka. why can’t they let her shine?!
— Questlove Jenkins (@questlove) July 29, 2013

I want to be BFF’s with Nattie. #TotalDivas
— Melisandre Baratheon (@RitaHepburn) July 29, 2013

Natalya’s gonna snap and just start putting everyone in submissions. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 29, 2013

Cameron and Naomi’s Fight:

Melina vs Alicia Fox girl is defensive. #TotalDivas
— Jennifer Lynn (@PocketVolcano) July 29, 2013

Can need to settle down. Naomi would murder her.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) July 29, 2013

Cameron’s head is shaped like a Goomba from the Mario games. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 29, 2013

Naomi/Trinity is Dead Serious About Keeping Her Job. I Like It. Respect the Hustle. #TotalDivas
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 29, 2013

LMAO “You are up in my kool aid.” “It’s my kool aid now too.” I can’t. I love Cameron and Naomi. #TotalDivas
— Crystal Alexis (@allHAILkhaleesi) July 29, 2013

Naomi and Cameron are upset over being up in each other’s Kool-aid. That is the blackest thing you’ll hear on #TotalDivas this week.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 29, 2013

John Cena and Nikki Bella:

John Cena even Fishes in Jorts.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 29, 2013

Aren’t those John Cena’s shorts from like 2005? This guy doesn’t own a pair of pants.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 29, 2013

He can buy me a Range Rover as long as it keeps us from getting married. I’d be grateful.
— (@brokahontas) July 29, 2013

Cena speaking carefully to make sure he still gets laid
— Alex Vause (@failraiser) July 29, 2013

If you ain’t no punk, holla ‘we want prenup’. @JohnCena
— Barrylad (@TheBarrylad) July 29, 2013

Why Can’t John Cena Cut a Promo Like That in the Ring? I Believed Every Word of That!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 29, 2013

“Nikki. You are my Hustle. My Loyalty. My Respect. The CHAMP…is *Points to Nikki’s heart* Here.” – Romantic John Cena on #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 29, 2013

The Divas Match Being Cut From Wrestlemania:

Lmao. Cena stole Nikki’s spot.
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) July 29, 2013

Aaaaawww, Trinity looks so sad. You saw those eyes?
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 29, 2013

My baby is hurt for real.
— Powerline (@Osito1034) July 29, 2013

Naomi Wants to Have Little Usos? She Needs Her Wrestlemania Moment for a Bedtime Story.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 29, 2013

That Joan lady knew it was going to be cut. She’s a shady bitch. #TotalDivas
— Casey Michael (@CaseyFatale) July 29, 2013

don’t act like you aren’t happy Nattie…
— Angélica Stark (@angie_chipz) July 29, 2013

Part of me thinks Natalya told The Undertaker and CM Punk to go longer so the Divas Match could get cut. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 29, 2013

Layla’s Surprise Cameo:

Someone make me cry so I can see if Layla pops up. #TotalDivas
— Steven Coleman (@HyperComboKO) July 29, 2013

You have tears? Have no fears, Layla is on the way! She has a crying alarm. Lol.
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) July 29, 2013

And last, but not least, Daniel Bryan: 

Daniel Bryan! Total Divas Just Picked Up!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 29, 2013

Daniel Bryan with the “I’m not buying u a gas guzzling,environment killing tank. U betta sit yo ass down&enjoy this wheat grass juice” face.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) July 29, 2013

Brie Bella thinks she and Daniel Bryan are going wedding ring shopping. They’re ACTUALLY going wrestling ring shopping. #TotalDivas
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) July 29, 2013

Courtesy of Tumblr

DANIEL BRYAN SAYING “YOU ARE A GROWN ASS WOMAN.” THIS WHOLE SHOW HAS VALIDATED ITS EXISTENCE. #TotalDivas
— Crimson Mask (@ACrimsonMask) July 29, 2013

Okay, Total Divas was actually really fun. Pretty much what I expected a WWE Diva Reality show to be like.
— Shay Mitchell (@ShayLMitchell) July 29, 2013

Nikki Bella is thirsty, Maria Kanellis is salty, we’re all annoyed. So many emotions!
— Crazy Eyes (@prettyheartless) July 29, 2013

LOL how dumb am i? im IN this ep of #TotalDivas (im the dj for the Sandy Benefit party they doing….had i only knew…lol)
— Questlove Jenkins (@questlove) July 29, 2013

And that’s how it’s done. Keep up the good work, WWE! You’ve got millions of fans hooked on Total Divas. Just please. More Daniel Bryan next time.