RAW kicks off with CM Punk hobbling to the ring showing the wounds from last nights HIAC. CM Punk celebrates by telling the WWE Universe that they were wrong because they all thought he wasn’t able to beat The Ryback, but he proved them wrong.
Hoodie > piss yellow t-shirt. CM Punk getting it right tonight. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 30, 2012
Hoodies Are the New Plaid.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
It appears that Jim Ross has forgot about Nick Patrick and Earl Hebner’s shenanigans. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
Notice how CM Punk didnt say that the Spanish Announce team were wrong. They had him winning at #HIAC since day one. #wwe
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
CM Punk, I’ma let you finish, but Edge had the Best “You Were Wrong” speech of all time!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
CM Punk says that he was able to beat all of the WWE’s Heroes: Rey Mysterio, Randy Orton, John Cena and that Ryback isn’t even in the same league. Punk goes on to talk about Brad Maddox’s referee turn and says he went “Rogue” and that CM Punk had nothing to do with it.
CM Punk is Not Only Insulting John Cena but he’s Also Knocking DC Comics. They Didn’t Ask Him to Write the new Batman & Robin Forward.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Mad-OX
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 30, 2012
Brad Mad Ox
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
Brad Mad-Ox was in the Ring Last Night? Because the #HeartthrobRef I Saw Last Night Had Doe Eyes.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
#HearthrobRef has Ryback’s nuts all in the crook of his elbow.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
CM Punk brags about beating more heroes such as Triple H and Mr. McMahon, and says that the WWE has tried to erase him, but he is un-erasable because he is the Best In The World. CM Punk says he will not be interrupted until he is interrupted by Mick Foley!
Love that Punk kept talking. Hate when wrestlers stop because someone’s music hits. Bitch that’s my time. #RAW
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 30, 2012
Foley? :O
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
Mrs. Foley’s Baby Boy!
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) October 30, 2012
That’s not Ric Flair.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 30, 2012
When In Doubt, Bring Mick Foley Out! I Mean #BringBatemanOut!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
CM Punk introduces Mick Foley, calling a homeless man from the Northeast Hurricane Sandy and ended up here.
Is Punk really talking about someone looking homeless? #RAW
— Shakil (@TheyCallHimKiD) October 30, 2012
Punk looks like he’s in the process of finishing a mummy costume.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
Mick Foley tells him to stay classy then mentions Ryback Shellshocking Punk on the top of the cell. CM Punk asks Foley if he came out here to try and embarrass him, but Foley responds by saying Punk embarrassed himself by his actions at Hell In a Cell. Mick Foley reminds CM Punk about his statistic or legend comment then says Punk blew it last night. Punk tells Foley not to bark at him about tradition because he’s banged up and still WWE Champion.
@prettyheartless well that’s better than Cool Man Punk
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
I Don’t Think Pointing to a Shiny Jewel Encrusted Belt with a Built In Spinner is a Good Example of Tradition, CM Punk.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
CM Punk says Mick Foley wants to question him about tradition, so he wants to settle this dispute once and for all at Survivor Series. Punk proposes a Traditional 5-on-5 Survivor Series match, Team Punk vs. Team Foley. Mick Foley accepts!
Good ol classic traditional five on five? No way.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
Wait, what? Fuck yeah!
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) October 30, 2012
@miss_dani_baby Me Too!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
@miss_dani_baby I Also Want Ziggler to Pull a Face Turn (ala Mr. Perfect at Survivor Series 1992) and Be On Team Foley.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
@miss_dani_baby Cesaro, Big Show and Ziggler? I’ll Let You Pick Who’s What.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
@prettyheartless @miss_dani_baby U + Me = Illegal Double Team
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
CM Punk is about to say that he will destroy whoever CM Punk picks, but Ryback’s theme plays and the crowd goes nuts. Ryback storms out as CM Punk runs for the hills. Ryback stands besides Mick Foley then leads the crowd in “Feed. Me. More.” Chants.
Does That Mean Ryback is On Team Foley? Or Does He Think Foley is Still a Spokesman for Chef Boyardee and He’s Hungry?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Match 01: Ryback vs JTG
LMFAO
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
What Did JTG Tout This Week?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
I’m sorry I just can’t.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
JTG’s getting fed to Ryback again? What’d he do? Complain on MySpace this time?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
With how often they use JTG, I’m surprised he doesn’t have to pay for a ticket to get in the building. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 30, 2012
No chants for JTG? Ya killing me, son.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) October 30, 2012
The Ryback, You Can’t Rename a Clothesline Like It’s Special. You’re Not a Steiner Brother.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Winner: The Ryback
Bye Bye JTG. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
#TheLastTimeJTGWonAMatch The Prime Time Players were still on daytime TV. #RAW
— Alex Garcia (@jag_meister1980) October 30, 2012
Post-Match, Josh Mathews has the honor of interviewing Ryback. Mathews tries to talk to Ryback but Ryback grabs the mic.
Oh wow…he’s talking.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
Ryback says, “Revenge is a confession of pain. I am not hurt. I am hungry. And when I feast again, it will be on CM Punk.”
Ryback doesn’t know what revenge means.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 30, 2012
“I am not hurt. I’m hungry.” – The Ryback, a man of few words, but clearly eats his feelings. Not healthy, Ryback.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
I get it, he has to make food jokes all the time.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
Ryback actually sounded like he had half a brain for a moment. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
Why not give him a life time supply of Hungry Man? Or do they not get sponsored by those anymore?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
Ryback leads a “Feed Me Punk” chant.
I bet that’s not the first time anyone has said “feed me Punk”. #DivasLockerRoom #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 30, 2012
Match 02: Randy Orton vs. Wade Barrett
Lady in audience with the “RKO ME” sign is a certified freak. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
So….Is sampling Barrett still on the table? #RAW
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 30, 2012
Randy Orton throws Wade Barrett into the Spanish Announce Table.
Commentary at the Spanish announce table is prob more entertaining. “Oh no, not again!” & “leave us alone!” uttered at least twice a show.
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 30, 2012
Oh No! The Only Thing Scarier Than Angry Face Randy Orton is Angry Heel Randy Orton. Just Ask Kofi.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
It’s Nice to See Someone Build Off Of What Happened the Night Before. Work the Fundamentals, Wade!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Bare knuckle! Bare knuckle! Bare knuckle!…as he knees and forearms his way to victory. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 30, 2012
Winner: Randy Orton
Oh look at that Randy won.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
@keepitfivestar Looks like the Winds of Change blow in one directoin and come right back.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
Del Rio Last Night, Barrett Tonight. I Think Orton is Attacking the Wrestlers with Slick Back ‘Dos. Why’d You Cut Your Hair, Randy!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Backstage: AJ Lee is waiting in Vickie Guerrero’s office. Vickie Guerrero walks in and gives AJ grief about her alleged affair with John Cena. AJ defends herself until Vickie Guerrero tells her that the Board Of Directors is condiering giving AJ a job aas an in-ring competitor and WWE Diva. Vickie Guerrero sees AJ roll her eye then says she has all the information she needs, tells AJ good day and preapres to leave. AJ stops Vickie and apologizes, saying that all she wants to do is perform.
No More GM, No More Powersuits. But Look At Those Arms! Go Ahead, AJ!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
AJ’s Necklace Looks Like the Symbol For Bluetooth. She’s Still The Nerd Queen of Wrestling After All.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Vickie Guerrero reconsiders and decides to gives AJ Lee an interview. Vicks asks AJ what her biggest weakness is. AJ says that sometimes she gets too emotionally attached to her job. Vickie asks AJ if that means she’s crazy, which almost causes AJ to snap but she calms down. Vickie tells AJ that when she comes back to her office, AJ needs to give her one good reason why Vickie should offer her a contract.
#OneGoodReasonToHireAJ She likes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
#OneGoodReasonToHireAJ #AJAll
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 30, 2012
Match 03: Team Hell No vs. The Prime Time Players
I Think the WWE Is Trying to Keep The Same Pace They Had Last Night for the PPV. This is the 3rd Match in The First Hour.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Shouldn’t Daniel Bryan’s on screen graphic read ‘Tag Team Champions’?
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) October 30, 2012
At This Rate, the Last Hour Will Be Like a Charlie Rose Style Talk Show.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
The Prime Time Players just out-pinked John Cena in Breast Cancer Awareness gear. #MillionsOfSponsors
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
#MillionsOfDonations #MillionsOfDonations #MillionsOfDonations
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
Maybe for #WWE14, THQ will return to Road To Wrestlemania Tag Team mode and center an entire storyline around Daniel Bryan and Kane.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
Kane hits the Chokeslam on Darren Young.
Darren Young’s fro hurts SO much right now. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 30, 2012
Winners: Team Hell No
Daniel Bryan makes Darren Young tap out. Instead of screaming “I’M THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!” he screamed, “I’M THE NEXUS!”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
History Of Heartthrob Ref:
WWE is devoting time to The History of #HeartthrobRef. I’m surprised they don’t have him in slow motion while Val Venis’ theme plays.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
I’m disappointed that they didn’t name the heartthrob ref “Brutus Beefcake” #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 30, 2012
#HeelThrobRef Sounds Like He Has a Broken Ankle, Guys. #HeartthrobHeel Maybe?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
When do we get to hear from #HeartthrobRef? I want to hear his voice… I mean, his side of the story.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 30, 2012
Vickie Guerrero’s Proof:
Vickie Guerrero comes out and introduces herself. She says she promises to bring integrity to the WWE. Vickie says that last week she said she has proof of John Cena and AJ Lee’s inappropriate relationship and this week she has the proof. Vickie then introduces John Cena.
I’m allergic to John Cena’s entrance music. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 30, 2012
John Cena tells his BFF, Stu The Cameraman, nothing. You know who was the wingman for that business dinner? Stu. Thanks for nothing, Cena.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
John Cena comes to the ring and thanks the WWE Universe for putting up with Vickie Guerrero’s antics. Cena asks Vickie for proof and she shows the promo where Cena asks AJ Lee out on a date at In-And-Out Burger. Cena defends this by saying it was a joke. Vickie show her second proof, which is the hug that Cena and AJ shared after AJ got fired. Cena says that he was being a good friend and consoling AJ. Vickie Guerrero brings out proof number 3, which is a pic of the dinner Cena and AJ had together. Cena defends this by saying that was from the business dinner. Finally, Vickie asks Cena if good friends meet for romantic dinners then shows proof number 4: Video footage of John Cena and AJ Lee getting into the same elevator together.
Did Raquel Diaz quit the WWE just to work for TMZ and get footage of John Cena and AJ for Vickie Guerrero?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
That’s One Easy to Explain. John Cena Had an XBox in the Hotel Room and Invited AJ to Play Some Left 4 Dead. You Know, Friend Stuff.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
A “You Are Busted” chant breaks out as John Cena stands there thumbfounded.
#YouAreBusted
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 30, 2012
If my date wore his t-shirt and jorts to a fancy restaurant, I would order steak and lobster and leave him with the check. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 30, 2012
Vickie’s Been Watching Too Much of the Good Wife. Not Everyone Makes Out In An Elevator, Vickie.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Cena says he knows how that looks. Cena says AJ Lee was going to confront Vickie Guerrero, but Cena talked her out of it. Cena says all Vickie saw was too people going into an elevator and nothing more. Vickie Guerrero says that its highly unlikely that both Cena and AJ went their seperate ways. Cena says that he walked AJ to her door and that was it. Vickie Guerrero tries to instigate further but Cena denies it. Vickie says it’s a good thing she’s in charge of Monday Night RAW because she would not have a psychotic, unstable, ugly-Cena cuts her off and says Vickie can call him all the names she wants, but when it comes to AJ, she’s more resilient, stronger and more attractive than Vickie Guerrero would ever be.
“DON’T TALK BAD ABOUT HER” says the man that had an entire arena call a woman a hoe. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 30, 2012
I think Vickie Guerrero ships John Cena and AJ Lee and is just trying to get them together to please herself and the CenAJ shippers.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
Vickie Guerrero tries to instigate further until Dolph Ziggler’s theme plays. Ziggler comes out and says we’ve seen enough to draw our own conclusions. Ziggler says because of John Cena’s inability to control his sophomoric urges, Dolph and the entire WWE Universe see Cena and AJ for what they really are. Cena grabs Dolph by the collar and tells Dolph he likes to talk, but he needs to make sure he never mentions Cena and AJ’s names in the same sentence again. Cena pushes Dolph back then walks off.
If John Cena Could Get a Girl Like AJ, Don’t You Think We’d Be Wearing Jorts ALL THE TIME. Let’s Put It In Perspective, Everybody!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Match 04: Antonio Cesaro vs. Kofi Kingston (Champion vs Champion)
Antonio Cesaro says while traveling this country as America’s United States Champion, he discovered that America has the fattest children in the world. And to make matters worse, Halloween is coming up. A holiday where fat children go door to door to ask for more sweets. Cesaro says the adults can’t see the crisis right in front of them even if it’s standing in front of them dressed as a fat Power Ranger. Cesaro says America needs Antonio Cesaro as their United States Champion now more than ever.
#FatPowerRanger
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 30, 2012
The Miz is on commentary.
“@keepitfivestar: How many continues does The Miz have? It’s over. Find a new game, Miz.” But he came to plaaaaayyyyyy! Hahaha
— Mimie (@ThisGlamaria) October 30, 2012
@miss_dani_baby The sad thing is I can picture it.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
I like the makes of this match
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
If Kofi Kingston starts coming out to the Wildcats Cartoon theme, I’ll pop.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
I think between Kofi’s jumping power and Cesaro’s throwing power that Kofi could easily clear 20 feet off a suplex #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 30, 2012
The Most Successful WildCat is Not Kofi Kingston. Or Chris Harris. It’s Sandra Bullock In Speed. When Kofi Wins An Oscar, We’ll Talk.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Kofi Kingston throws Antonio Cesaro into The Miz. Kofi tries to get back into the ring, but The Miz attacks him.
Winner: Kofi Kingston (by DQ)
Post-Match, Kofi Kingston gets attacked by Miz and Antonio Cesaro until R-Truth makes the save.
Noooo they remembered!!!
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 30, 2012
R-Truth/Kofi Kingston together again. Please No. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
Damn it! I thought Kofi Kingston got away from R-Truth! Stop trying to latch yourself on to winners, Ron!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
JR. Please Don’t Call R-Truth an American. Antonio Cesaro Will Only Point Out Our Inability to Help the Mentally Challenged.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
I would’ve rather seen Evan Bourne hobble his way out to save Kofi.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
Backstage: AJ Lee is waiting for Vickie Guerrero. Vickie comes into her office and apologizes to AJ for keeping her waiting then says she’s sure AJ heard the lie John Cena said about AJ and Cena’s relationship. Vickie says that AJ has to admit she cares a little bit about Cena. AJ says nothing’s going on, but Vickie Guerrero asks about the pillow talk and if Cena was romantic and sweet.
Did Vicki Lose Her Kindle Full of Romance Novels or Something? She’s Asking for the Details!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Vickie Guerrero tells AJ Lee to just admit to the affair with John Cena. If AJ does, Vickie will put her on the roster and make her a WWE Diva. AJ tells Vickie no then says that nothing happened. AJ says she doesn’t know who’s starting these rumors but she refuses to admit that. AJ says the WWE means everything to her, but Vickie is not worth lying for, or hurting John or shredding her dignity.
Good thing AJ Lee stood up for herself. Vickie Guerrero was one step away from making AJ crawl around then bark like a dog.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
AJ gets ready to leave but Vickie Guerrero stops her. Vickie says AJ is hired under one condition: If she ever lays a hand on Vickie again, she will never be allowed around this company again. Vickie welcomes AJ back to the WWE and says her first match will be against Beth Phoenix. AJ gets angry then smiles and says “Thanks Vickie!” before walking off.
This is a long ass farewell tour for Beth Phoenix.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 30, 2012
I’m Pretty Sure The Managing Supervising Director (or Whatever Vicki’s Job Is) Can’t Hire Anyone. She Needs At Least 2 More Signatures
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Three Man Band: Behind The Music:
Oh no.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) October 30, 2012
The interviewer asks what “3MB” is. Heath Slater says that they are more than just any Three Man Band. Jinder Mahal says they’re trancendent. Slater says they connect with the people because they love us and the people love them. Mahal says they’re all very talented musicians and they take their craft very seriously, but Mahal can admit, he’s kind of the of the class clown. He has a reputation for being the fun one. Then makes this face.
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I need to borrow Heath Slater’s flat iron.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 30, 2012
Worst. Group. Ever. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 30, 2012
Wasn’t Jinder slapping the shit out of Khali last year for acting clownish?
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) October 30, 2012
Drew McIntyre says when people think of rock stars, they think of skinny, scrawny toothpicks like Bono. McIntyre says if Bono’s life was on the line, he guarantees Bono would not be able to do at least one deadlife. Heath Slater says Drew’s words are beautiful then that life in 3MB is going great.
Drew is really into this. Mahal….continues to look hilariously out of place.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
The announcer asks if people are finally going to see 3MB Perform and they get defensive. Slater asks if the announcer is pressuring them while Jinder Mahal asks if they work at Lenscrafters because they can’t churn out smash hits in one hour or less. Mahal says they’re artists. McIntyre asks if reporters ever walked up to Michaelangelo and asked when his statues were down. Slater says that the interview is over and that the only thing the interviewer needs to remember is three “3MB.”
Everyime I see 3MB, a little piece of me dies. #WeHadTheNameFirst
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
3MB… The men behind the account @3manbooth! :’)
— Angélica of Andrade(@angie_chipz) October 30, 2012
3MB: EXCELLENT Wrestling Website. TERRIBLE Wrestling Group.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Match 05: Three Man Band vs. Co-Bro
This is embarrassing for everyone.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) October 30, 2012
“So we have all these John Morrison pants in storage but he no longer works for us. What do you want to do with’em, Vince?” #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 30, 2012
That Was a Wicked Broski Boot! Zack Ryder Clearly Likes Dirty Pop.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
“LET’S GO RYDER! WOO WOO WOO!” – Santino Marella, the last Zack Ryder fan left.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
Wow Santino is trying hard to get people to cheer for Ryder, but nobody cares about him anymore. Sad. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
Heath Slater hits the Playmaker for the win.
Winners: Three Man Band
Oh wow! It’s that move! Haven’t seen that recycled for ages!
— Chris (@Dusty_Knackers) October 30, 2012
Overdrive? seriously thats your finisher? What happened to the Scorpion Death drop, Heath? #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
@3manbooth Mahal gets a cowbell, McIntyre gets a tambourine and Slater gets a whistle.
— Tommy Fresh (@TomQWood) October 30, 2012
@3manbooth true, that has to he Slater.
— Tommy Fresh (@TomQWood) October 30, 2012
3MB vs 3 Count – book it!
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 30, 2012
Match 06: AJ Lee vs. Beth Phoenix
Welcome Back! Welcome Back! Welcome Back! AJ! and Beth Phoenix!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
AJ Spider Monkey Lee
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 30, 2012
Beth Phoenix looks like a sexy ass pinup superhero. #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 30, 2012
Winner: AJ Lee
Beth Phoenix, you really need to learn how to counter an inside cradle/roll up.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
@keepitfivestar the counter button on her controller is mashed right in and doesn’t function correctly.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) October 30, 2012
Beth Phoenix’s Retirement Match Should Be Her In a Triple Threat Against The Inside Cradle and The Roll-up.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Post-match, Vickie Guerrero comes out and says she expects more from AJ. Beth Phoenix attacks AJ from behind. Vickie says to restart the match. Beth hits the Glam Slam for the victory.
Winner: Beth Phoenix
AJ, Vince, Johnny Ace all relieved of duties for making things too personal. Vickie gets job, makes things personal. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 30, 2012
Sheamus Speaks:
Sheamus makes his way out to the ring.
Ugh here comes Nigel Thornberry. #Raw #toomanyblarghs
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 30, 2012
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Sheamus vs Big Show at Hell in a Cell was the match of the night. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
I Expected The Big Show To Have Knocked The Ginger Out of Shamus’ Hair With the Punch He Landed.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Sheamus asks everyone how they’re doing then says he’s standing out here without a championship on his waist, but a smile on his face. Sheamus says people are wondering how he could be smiling right now after losing the World Heavyweight Championship.
“Sheamus How Could Ya Smile After Losing the Championship?” “I’m Drunk, Fella!” #WWEIrish
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Sheamus admits that he’s disappointed that he lost and admits last night, Big Show was the better man. Sheamus says he didn’t come to WWE to always win. He came to fight and that last night was the greatest fight of his entire life. Sheamus claims he pushed a 7ft. 500lb Giant to his limits and is dying to face Big Show again. Sheamus says the next time he fights Big Show, it will be an all out war. And after the war is over, Sheamus will still be smiling, but now with the World Heavyweight Championship right back where it belongs, around his waist.
@donnybrookboys I’d like Sheamus so much more if his gimmick was an Irish mute.
— Jen (@swaggeroffools) October 30, 2012
I think Big Show punched Sheamus humble.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
Big Show’s theme hits and he makes his way down to the ring with a huge grin on his face. Big Show says the World Heavyweight Championship looks good on his shoulder and says he told everyone he could do it. Big Show says Sheamus is smiling because he’s hiding the truth that Sheamus gave Big Show everything he had, even the Brogue Kick, but he came up short. Big Show says he did exactly what he said he was going to do: Get in the ring, knock out Sheamus and win the World Heavyweight Championship. The crowd starts booing Sheamus and Big Show questions them for booing him for telling the truth.
I can’t even say #BigShowRuinsThings . He took the title off Sheamus. He gets a pass for one week.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
Don’t boo me, You should be booing yourselves!
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) October 30, 2012
Big Show tells Sheamus that their fight took him to levels he didn’t know he was capable of. Big Show says no other Superstar has made him dig that deep to want something that bad. Big Show says that the match made him realize that he has no limits and there is no stopping him. Big Show tells Sheamus that if they go to war again, Sheamus will be like Custer’s Last Stand and that Sheamus will be Custer. Big Show says it will be like bringing a glass of water to a burning building and the building is on fire.
Oh Big Show, you made me laugh just now you lovable scamp #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 30, 2012
Big Show, a Building On Fire Ultimately Crumbles Under Its Own Weakened Infrastructure. That Was a Terrible Analogy.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Big Show says that whatever Sheamus brings won’t be enough and that he will enjoy knocking the smile off Sheamus’ face. Big Show calls Sheamus a “Red Headed Ginger Snap” then says that Sheamus can’t beat him and that he will never take the World Heavyweight Championship from him. Sheamus congratulates Big Show on his speech and winning the World Heavyweight Championship befor asking Show if he’s ever seen a Ginger Snap. Sheamus lifts Big Show up and hits him with White Noise then leaves the ring.
“Red Headed GingerSnap?” Maybe The Racism Is Connected to the World Title. This Might Be an Episode of Warehouse 13.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Dolph Ziggler plans to cash in his Money In The Bank after Big Show’s Thanksgiving Dinner. He plans to take advantage of Show’s food coma.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
Backstage: John Cena tells AJ Lee that things are working out for her and to keep her chin up. Cena wlaks off and AJ Lee smiles at him. AJ walks off as Vickie Guerrero watches them. Beth Phoenix walks up and thanks Vickie Guerrero for winning the match. Vickie Guerrero says that if Beth did her job and won in the first place, Vickie wouldn’t have had to intervene. Vickie Guerrero decides to terminate Beth Phoenix’s contract and fire her effective immediately. Vickie Guerrero walks off as Beth Phoenix disputes that she won the match but Vickie walks off.
Pot meet kettle. If Vickie done her job right the first time then this wouldn’t be her fifth attempt at being a GM.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) October 30, 2012
Beth Phoenix is fired. My heart is broken. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
That’s Not Fair! That’s Not Fair To Phoenix! She Deserves Better Than That!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Maybe Vickie Guerrero found out Beth Phoenix was dating Edge and that’s the real reason she fired her.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
…and there’s the conclusion to Beth’s farewell tour.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 30, 2012
Well, see you at SHINE 5, Beth!
— Shakil (@TheyCallHimKiD) October 30, 2012
Match 07: Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara vs. Rhodes Scholars
Beth Phoenix didnt even get a chance to say goodbye. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
#ThankYouBeth
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
I’m gonna miss you Beth Phoenix, come back soon.
— Tommy Fresh (@TomQWood) October 30, 2012
Rey Mysterio’s Ring Attire is a Nice Dia De Los Muertos Homage. It’s Not As Nice As Beth Pheonix’s Gear But Still. #ThankYouBeth
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Beth Phoenix’s firing is the 2nd most anti-climactic firing in WWE. The 1st was in 05 when JBL just said,”This is why I fired Amy Webber.”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
John Cena, Do Something! You Fought to Get AJ HER Job Back, Why Not Beth? She’s a Bystander In Your Mess, Too!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Great match happening here. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
Winners: Rhodes Scholars
I Know ReyCara and Rodes Scholars Are Putting On a Great Match. I Just Can’t See It Through My Tears for the Glamazon. #ThankYouBeth
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
The Rhodes Scholars defeat Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara. Match was eye food. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
Backstage: Mick Foley is showing WWE13 to Kaitlyn until he’s interrupted by Paul Heyman. Heyman says instead of playing videogames, Foley should be coming up with a team for Survivor Series. Foley tells Heyman that the team is already made and that people were lining up to face CM Punk.
Doesn’t Kaitlyn Have A Storyline? Has That Been Replaced with “Listen to Mick Foley Talk About Videogames?”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
#TeamFoley Chainsaw Charlie, Mankind, Barbwire, Thumbtacks. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
Breast Cancer Awareness:
After a Breast Cancer Awareness Video Package, Mr. McMahon and the entire roster are on stage. John Cena is in the ring with the Susan G. Komen for the Cure Vice President, Dorothy Jones and Susan G. Komen’s Nephew, Eric Brinker. John Cena says it was an honor for WWE to stand by Susan G. Komen, and that although the WWE Superstars don’t always get along, they all agreed they should join in and help the fight. Cena said that key ingredient to this fight was the WWE Universe. The WWE Universe bought the gear and because of the Universe, the WWE is able to present a check to Susan G. Komen For the Cure for the amount of One Million Dollars.
ONE MEEELLION DOLLARS #MillionsOfDollars #MillionsOfDollars #MillionsOfDollars
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
This is the ONE time I’ll be okay with The Prime Time Players chanting #MillionsOfDollars
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
Only 1 million dollars? I guess Del Rio didnt chip in at all huh. #wwe #raw #cheap
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
Dorothy Jones thanks the WWE and John Cena for their donation and says that their hearts are eternally grateful. John Cena thanks Dorothy then the WWE Universe then shows Breast Cancer survivors and their families.
The WWE is an Excellent Fundraising Tool. If Kane Comes To Your Door Selling Chocolate Bars, Could You Really Say No?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Match 08: Alberto Del Rio vs. Justin Gabriel
HOOOOOOOOOONK HOOONK HONK HOOONK HOOOOOOOONK HONK HONK HONK
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
I guess Alberto Del Rio found one of Jeff Hardy’s armbands.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
Skrillex Gaberiel
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
With All His Poses, I Think Justin Gabriel Was An Amusement Park Spider-Man Before Becoming a WWE Superstar.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Justin Gabriel has a Skrillex Haircut. Fun Fact: He makes music to the sounds of him hitting the mat & losing matches. It’s called “JobStep”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
“@miss_dani_baby: I see @rrwwe arguing with tye dye Hogan” That’s Dean Ambrose
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 30, 2012
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
Team Punk/Team Foley Announcement:
Team Foley… Cena. Ryback. Dude Love. Cactus Jack. Mankind.
— Angélica of Andrade(@angie_chipz) October 30, 2012
CM Punk’s Team Will Consist of the KoW: The Red Knight, The Blue Knight, The Black Knight and CM Punk
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Paul Heyman introduces CM Punk and mentions that he is the cover boy of WWE ’13. CM Punk limps out in his WWE ’13 Hoodie. CM Punk displays the cover of WWE ’13.
Good thing CM Punk kept that WWE ’13 banner he revealed a few months ago.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
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Paul Heyman says that CM Punk is not only the Best In The World but the Greatest WWE Champion of all time. Heyman says when Punk asked him to put together Team Punk for Survivor Series, it reminded Heyman that his goal in life is to serve at the behest and pleasure of CM Punk: the Best In The World, and the reigning, defending WWE Champion.
@3manbooth his own… he doesn’t need a team
— Khris Hero (@MehIsKrazy) October 30, 2012
Paul Heyman introduces Team Punk: First he introduces The Miz, followed by Rhodes Scholars, and lastly, someone Heyman believes is worthy enough to be CM Punk’s Co-Captain, Alberto Del Rio.
Miz. Really?
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) October 30, 2012
lol that’s an underwhelming choice.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 30, 2012
I think CM Punk hates his entire team.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
CM Punk’s Feuded With His Entire Team Before. Except Damien Sandow. And That’s Only Because He’s New.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
CM Punk says that Survivor Series will be a one year celebration of him at WWE Champion and the way to celebrate that is to defeat the delusional Mick Foley. Punk says that Foley wants something that Punk has and that CM Punk’s spotlight. Punk says Foley wants to be a on magazines and videogame covers, but he cant. Punk says the spotlight Mick Foley craves will cost him the last two teeth in his head. Punk says at Survivor Series, he will teach Mick Foley about respect and and most importantly how to survive.
I’d Love For CM Punk to Pull An Audible Right Before the Survivor Series. Maybe Sub Out the Miz or Del Rio for Cesaro or Someone from NXT.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
Mick Foley’s theme plays and he comes down to the ring as the crowd chants “Foley!” Mick Foley says that CM Punk doesn’t know about surviving. He knows about weaseling. Foley calls CM Punk out on weaseling his way out of the Hell In A Cell and facing Ryback. Mick Foley says he has no problem referring to CM Punk as WWE Champion, but he has problems referring to him as a man because he disrespected Hell In A Cell. CM Punk asks for Mick Foley’s good ear then repeats that he had nothing to do with Brad Maddox’s actions at Hell In A Cell. CM Punk tells Mick Foley to announce his team or else he’ll start Survivor Series right now and beat him down. Mick Foley says he does have a team and that he would walk through the gates of hell with these people.
Team Foley… Cena. Ryback. Dude Love. Cactus Jack. Mankind.
— Angélica of Andrade(@angie_chipz) October 30, 2012
Mick Foley introduces the first team member of Team Foley: Kofi Kingston.
CM Punk vs. his road wife. #raw #troubleinparadise #lookwhatididthere
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 30, 2012
lol Punk walked up on Kofi like “I let you live with me and this is how you repay me!?” #RAW
— Roy Kinard (@KidNothing704) October 30, 2012
Kofi, your ass is going to get kicked off of the tour bus, bro. #Raw
— Moxley (@ExplicitSmark) October 30, 2012
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Next, Mick Foley introduces Team Hell No. Foley says his next teammate is someone who doesn’t play well with other and that this person doesn’t like him. But unfortunately for Team Punk, the person hates Team Punk a lot more. Mick Foley introduces Randy Orton.
Kofi must think he’s jinxed to work another Survivor Series with Orton.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) October 30, 2012
CM Punk says that his team is going to take out Kofi Kingston, then Randy Orton then Team Hell No, leaving Mick Foley by himself, so they can decimate him. Foley tells Punk it’s a good plan since Foley would be the weak link of the team. Foley says the only problem with Punk’s plan is that, Foley can’t be the weak link of the team because he’s not on the team. Mick Foley says the final member of Team Foley is….
Please Let The Final Spot Go to Barry Horowitz. Throw in a Curveball, Foley!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
The Ryback!
“Wake Up!” Is The Ryback’s Alarm Clock. He Just Thinks Of It While Coming to The Ring.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 30, 2012
A brawl breaks out in the ring. Ryback charges in and Team Foley cleans house on Team Punk. CM Punk flees the scene, clutching his WWE Title as Ryback leads a “Feed Me More” chant to end the show.
So That Happened:
I know wrestling can be predictable at times, but if picking lotto numbers were as easy as picking these teams, I’d be a millionaire.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012
Not Cesaro, Not Wade Barrett, not the Big Show, Paul Heyman picked the Miz.This match broken. #WWE #RAW
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 30, 2012
Guys, Beth Phoenix got fired today. I just hope we don’t see her in TNA with a stupid new name like: “The “Glamazing” Elizabeth Cockatoo.”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 30, 2012