“Tonight is the night. Mike Shinoda imitation rapper’s gonna make 10 bucks doin this RAW Song. Tonight is the night.”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
If I Were CM Punk, I’d Choose The Ryback. John Cena Coached the Jets to Victory Yesterday! We Don’t Know the Limits of Super Cena’s Power
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Big Show Promo:
@donnybrookboys @keepitfivestar It’s Off to a Rough Start. That’s For Sure. 2 Hours and 55 Minutes Left to Recover.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Big Show talks about the debate we all want to forget, then he shows the footage of him blocking the Brogue Kick last week on RAW. After that, Big Show shows the Smackdown footage of the “Scientific Challenge” AKA The NXT Challenge that proves his WMD is stronger than Sheamus’ Brogue Kick.
Punch Against The Machine is Big Show’s Rage Against The Machine cover band. They suck.
— Dr. Leo Spaceman (@TimExiled) October 16, 2012
So Big Show and Sheamus are competing to win the new season of NXT, right?
— David Shoemaker (@AKATheMaskedMan) October 16, 2012
Big Show calls himself a threat and says he’s going to beat “our” World Champion Sheamus. Show says he does this, he will finally get away from the jokes about his last title reign, which only lasted 45 seconds. Big Show gets angry at the WWE Universe because they keep bringing it up and tweeting 45 Seconds to him. The crowd starts chanting 45 Seconds and Big Show starts yelling at the crowd. Big Show blames all of this on Daniel Bryan then calls him out to the ring.
Sheamus is NOT My World Heavyweight Champion, Big Show. My World Heavyweight Champion isn’t a #Scumbag
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
@keepitfivestar Right here!
— Andy (@Andy_Capped) October 16, 2012
God, just give Big Show an iPod with My Chemical Romance on and leave him to cry in a corner already. #raw
— Kara (@karaadora) October 16, 2012
Backstage: Daniel Bryan is watching with Kane, Zack Ryder, Santino, Aksana, Justin Gabriel, R-Truth and Little Jimmy. Bryan says he’s not going out there and can’t believe Big Show’s still upset about this.
So the wrestlers like to watch TV together. I bet they all go camping too. Triple H and Cena get tents, Everyone else get tents.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 16, 2012
Hey Zack Ryder! What Are You Doing Standing Next to KANE like he Didn’t Throw You Off the Stage While You Were In a Wheelchair?!?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
AJ Lee shows up and says since she’s quirky and unpredictable; she’s sending Daniel Bryan out there to face Sheamus. Daniel Bryan asks Kane for help but Kane just points and laughs in his face. Bryan shouts “NO!” to Kane, but Kane responds back with “YES!” Daniel Bryan shouts “NO!” at the other wrestlers but they all shout “YES!”
He yelled at Little Jimmy. Lol. #RAW #childabuse
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 16, 2012
Daniel Bryan storms to the ring shouting “NO!” to Johnny Curtis, Michael McGillicutty and other workers backstage but they all respond with “YES!”
McGuillicutty sighting! #RAW
— Shakil (@TheyCallHimKiD) October 16, 2012
Wow Johnny Curtis.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
Wow. Johnny Curtis AND Michael McGillicutty on RAW? RAW’s already off to an unpredictable start.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
Daniel Bryan has Done More to Make Me Like Little Jimmy Than R-Truth Ever Has. Also, Johnny Curtis & McGillicutty #DanielBryanSavesSegments
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Match 01: Daniel Bryan vs. Big Show
Daniel Bryan rips up a Goat Face sign.
Oh no! Daniel Bryan ripped up a Goat Face! He’s bullying that child! Quick someone tell Dixie Carter to get him tickets to TNA Turning Point
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
THAT’S HOW A KID SHOULD ACT WHEN SOMEONE TEARS UP THEIR SIGN! #RAW
— Tyler Edwards (@Und3rAverageJoe) October 16, 2012
I Haven’t Enjoyed a Big Show Match This Much Since He Fell Off The Roof at Halloween Havoc!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
“@keepitfivestar: #BigShowRuinsThings” #DanielBryanSavesSegments
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 16, 2012
Daniel Bryan jumps off the top rope, but Big Show grabs him by the throat and hits the Chokeslam to get the win.
Winner: Big Show
Well that happened. But shouldn’t he have won by the WMD and not the chokeslam?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
@timexiled Swerve!!
— BK Grundy(@AsianTony517) October 16, 2012
Post-match, Kane comes out to laugh at Daniel Bryan.
Kane out here to troll Bryan.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
Kane Enjoyed Watching His Old Tag Team Frenemy Face Off Against His New Tag Team Frenemy
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Big Show gets ready to hit Bryan with the WMD but Kane gets in front of him. Big Show and Kane have a staredown before Big Show decides to leave the ring.
Big Show backs away from Kane. Even he doesn’t wanna face Kane for the 4,027th time…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
Can’t wait for Kane/DB vs Harold/Dr. Shelby
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
CM Punk: The Decision:
Paul Heyman gives CM Punk a long introduction. CM Punk comes down to the ring still wearing the UNO Shirt…
Oh, CM Punk’s UNO Shirt wasn’t a one time thing?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
CM Punk is The BEST in the WORLD at Wrestling AND Uno. He’s a Wild Draw Four in Either Sport.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
I hope Punk brings up punching that fan
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 16, 2012
CM Punk talks about last week, saying that as usual, someone disrespects him and calls out his integrity, and as usual, he proves them wrong. Punk says he doesn’t care if it’s Bret Hart, Mick Foley, Jim Ross, John Cena, The Rock or least of all, anyone in the WWE Universe, if you disrespect him, he will put you down.
Nope. Week 2 I still don’t like that shirt.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
CM Punk says Mr. McMahon’s attempt to disrespect him last week was sad and pathetic and that McMahon was trying to make the show about Vince. CM Punk brags about the beating he gave Mr. McMahon and says we can thank him for making sure that Mr. McMahon will never compete in “this very ring” ever again.
CM Punk’s shirt reminds me of Lemongrab from Adventure Time. “UNACCEPTABLLLLLE CONDITIOOOOONS” – Paul Heyman
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 16, 2012
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CM Punk mocks Mr. McMahon for being saved by John Cena and The Ryback. Punk says it’s fine that McMahon backing him into a corner making him choose who his opponent is at Hell In A Cell. CM Punk says just for perspective, he’s going to show the WWE Universe what Mr. McMahon, the people in the back and the fans think of him.
I can only hope CM Punk is about to unveil his cover of Playgirl. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 16, 2012
CM Punk reveals the Hell In A Cell PPV Poster of him portraying a devil. Punk disputes the claim that he’s not a devil and that devils don’t exist. Punk says compared to the rest of the WWE Universe, he’s an angel.
First Rule of Wrestling, CM Punk: Get In Good With the Graphics Department. So That One is On You.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
CM Punk speaks about the devil he knows, John Cena, and the devil he doesn’t know, Ryback. Punk says that Ryback is a monster that’s putting himself in a conversation he’s not involved in. Punk goes on to talk about John Cena, who he says he’s broken down physically and mentally. CM Punk says he’s going to reveal his HIAC opponent but then gets mad at the WWE Universe for disrespecting him for taking his time. Punk changes his mind and says he’s going to take a little more time to reveal his opponent and blames the WWE Universe for not having patience with him. Cue Mr. McMahon’s music!
“Did Somebody Say Patience?” Vince Walks Out. It’s Not Exactly 3 Minute Warning But It Works!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Run out of heels? Get Vince. Run out of faces? Get Vince. #WorksEveryTime #Sarcastaball
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 16, 2012
Mr. McMahon says that he hoped CM Punk would’ve learned something about respect last week, but he clearly didn’t. McMahon reminds Punk of the stipulation that if Punk didn’t his mind about his HIAC Opponent, McMahon would make it up for him. McMahon says Punk blew it and that tonight, there will be a contract signing in that very ring where he will choose Punk’s opponent for HIAC. McMahon tells CM Punk to “Respect THAT” then struts off.
For the record, “You blew it” is one of my favorite phrases
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
Vince McMahon got his “you mad?” face on. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 16, 2012
Match 02: Alberto Del Rio vs. Brodus Clay
Clay gets no entrance, Del Rio gets cut entrance. I don’t get to honk.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
They cut 2 of the most popular entrances they have. Makes sense to me! #Raw #wtf
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 16, 2012
Alberto Del Rio Versus Brodus Clay! Defeating The Funksaurus is Like Defeating The Viper’s Evolutionary Ancestor.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
You just failed the bodyguard test, Brodus Clay. Del Rio will not rehire you. Although he is thinking about getting Matt Morgan
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
@keepitfivestar Matt Morgan would come in handy to get ADR a good rate on his car insurance.
— Dave Muscarella (@DaveMuscarella) October 16, 2012
Backstage: CM Punk is complaining to Paul Heyman about Mr. McMahon taking away his right to choose his opponent at Hell In A Cell. Heyman reminds Punk that this is what he warned him about last week. Heyman says that Punk can beat Mr. McMahon in the battle, but they’re not going to win the war. CM Punk says they can win and he wants Paul Heyman to tell Mr. McMahon that if he wants to choose Punk’s opponent, he has to beat Punk tonight. CM Punk orders Paul Heyman to tell him that he wants to fight him tonight.
Why are CM Punk and Paul Heyman hanging out in Cody Rhodes’ locker room?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
Punk vs McMahon again? Hell I’ll take it!
— Christopher Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) October 16, 2012
Match 03: Co-Bro vs. The Prime Time Players
Not even a mixed team theme. This shouldn’t even be a team. I hope they lose.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
This tag team match is just choc full of stereotypes.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
Winners: Prime Time Players
That was fast I wasn’t even paying attention and it’s over.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
Man, Zack Ryder Has Tried Everything to Get Over But Start a Kickstarter Campaign.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Post-Match, Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal attack Co-Bro.
Why is Drew dressed like a Poison tribute band member? #raw
— Kara (@karaadora) October 16, 2012
3MB look like they raided John Morrison AND the Disciples of Apocalypse’s wardrobes. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 16, 2012
So Slater looks like some kind of Kid Rock. McIntyre looks like X-Pac. Mahal….I dunno. He looks like Mahal.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
Looks like Slater, Mahal, and McIntyre. finished a week at Rock Summer Camp. #RAW
— Thunderous Overlord (@WellYoureWrong) October 16, 2012
The trio then do the unthinkable by declaring themselves the “Three Man Band.” AKA…”3…M….B.”
3 Man Band = Pro wrestling’s Nickelback. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 16, 2012
3MB? Really? 3MB? You had ONE JOB, WWE Creative!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
For The Record, This 3MB Has NO AFFILIATION With Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal or Drew McIntyre. Although We Think Drew McIntyre’s Pretty Cool
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
3MB? Hey @3manbooth, time to get a lawyer. I recommend @miss_dani_baby. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 16, 2012
No recap tonight. I have to contact my lawyer. Anybody have Clarence Mason’s Twitter account?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
Like Jim Ross Said, “3MB” Could Stand For a Lot of Things. Like The Best Damn Website For The Fans! Right, Guys?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
I am NOT a fan of how they use 3MB, When I see 3MB, I see @3manbooth. This isn’t cool man, they had it first.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 16, 2012
Now 3MB Be Forever Associated with Heath Slater. Now We Know How Justin Gabriel Feels …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Vickie Guerrero introduces Dolph Ziggler.
Yes! Yes! #ZiggleWiggle. God yes! #RAW
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 16, 2012
In my opinion, Ziggler and Sandow have the best tshirts out right now. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 16, 2012
Dolph Ziggler complains about The Ryback earning a WWE Title opportunity. Ziggler puts over how he steals the show every night and how he had to go through 7 other Superstars to win the Money In The Bank Briefcase.
Wait, No! No Ziggle Wiggle? #Depressed.
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 16, 2012
Dolph Ziggler says that The Ryback is a flash in the pan and won’t be remembered 2 months from now, but Dolph Ziggler will be. Ziggler says that if anyone deserves a WWE Title Match it’s him.
Dude you have the briefcase. You get a free title shot.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
Dolph Ziggler says he’s going to take on CM Punk at Hell In The Cell, win the WWE Championship, then cash in on Sheamus and win the World Heavyweight Championship all in one night. Suddenly, Ziggler is interrupted by David Otunga.
Otunga for some reason.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
David Otunga says that Dolph Ziggler is right about Ryback not deserving a WWE Title opportunity, but thinks that Ziggler doesn’t deserve one either. Otunga thinks that the WWE Title Shot shouldn’t go to a “beach blonde show-off who hangs around with his mother” but should go to him instead.
How does Otunga get in this?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
AJ Lee’s theme hits as she skips out to the ring to break up the argument. AJ Lee says that all have a right to their opinion and she respects that. AJ says rather than allow them to express their opinions verbally, she is going to give them a chance to express their opinions physically in a handicap match against The Ryback!
Holy crap AJ is fine. Seriously. #RAW
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 16, 2012
Match 04: The Ryback vs. David Otunga and Dolph Ziggler
#THERYBACK #RAW
— Thunderous Overlord (@WellYoureWrong) October 16, 2012
Just Because RVD Won the X-Division Championship Doesn’t Mean His Singlets are Imbued with Magical Powers, The Ryback!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Big Show’s proposed name RT @miss_dani_baby: The Big Hungry? Who is that?
— Thunderous Overlord (@WellYoureWrong) October 16, 2012
After The Ryback stares down Dolph Ziggler, Ziggler walks out on David Otunga. The Ryback picks up Otunga and hits him with the Shellshock for the win.
Winner: The Ryback
Backstage: Mr. McMahon is on the phone with someone until Paul Heyman interrupts. Heyman tries to suck up to Mr. McMahon and pitches CM Punk’s idea to face Mr. McMahon tonight with the stipulation that if Punk wins, he can pick his opponent for Hell In A Cell. McMahon says he’ll have the match only if the match is Mr. McMahon vs. Paul Heyman instead. Heyman complains but Mr. McMahon yells at him to “Get Out Of His Sight.” Heyman scurries off as McMahon proudly says, “I love being me.”
This is the Difference Between Triple H and Vince McMahon. Paul Heyman is AFRAID of Vince McMahon.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Backstage: RAW General Manager, AJ Lee, is walking backstage when Matt Striker tries to speak to her. Striker complains about Team Hell No attacking him and asks for an apology but accidentally uses the words “crazy” and “nuts.” AJ Lee hears this then starts laughing hysterically until agreeing with Matt Striker. AJ Lee says Striker should ask for an apology right after his match against Kane.
SHE REMEMBERED HIS NAME.
— Christopher Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) October 16, 2012
AJ knows his name! Well, the first at least.
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) October 16, 2012
AJ’s Not Crazy. She’s a Little Tired From Keeping Up With the #NYCC Activity This Past Weekend. Even Her Shirt is a Power Girl Homage.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
@prettyheartless I can only hope.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
Match 05: Antonio Cesaro vs. Justin Gabriel
I don’t know about Gabriel himself, but I’m pretty sure his tights are in The Matrix right now. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 16, 2012
The USA chants don’t help Justin Gabriel, guys…get your “Waka Waka Africa” chants going!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
USA chants during a match with a Swiss dude and a South African. Oh America. #raw
— Kara (@karaadora) October 16, 2012
AND THE REF IS ASIAN! THAT CHANT IS EVEN FUNNIER
— Thunderous Overlord (@WellYoureWrong) October 16, 2012
@miss_dani_baby 😘
— Derrick Bateman (@DerrickWWE) October 16, 2012
@keepitfivestar Vic the Vagabond Vendor
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 16, 2012
Antonio Cesaro hits his uppercut on Justin Gabriel.
Gabe’s head came clean off!
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
HOLY *** Justin Gabriel is dead. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 16, 2012
Winner: Antonio Cesaro
Bye Justin, thanks for Coming. #RAW
— Thunderous Overlord (@WellYoureWrong) October 16, 2012
So … Next Time, Let’s Not Jump Headfirst at Antonio Cesaro, Okay, Justin Gabriel?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
You know I’m so glad the evolution of the looks of a WWE superstar. Cesaro vs J-Gab is a lot easier on the eyes then Gotch vs Hackensmith.
— Christopher Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) October 16, 2012
Someone check on Gabriel to see if he really is dead, because DAMN. #WWE #Raw #SwissDeath
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 16, 2012
Match 06: Matt Striker vs. Kane
No entrance, no sweater vest for Striker booooo
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
Good lord Strikers tights are terrible. Kane should kick his ass for that alone. #RAW
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 16, 2012
This match’s ring gear is brought to you by Highspots.com #RAW
— Thunderous Overlord (@WellYoureWrong) October 16, 2012
Love how Striker pretends he doesn’t wrestle but has gear ready. Like that guy that doesn’t want to play basketball but has breakaway pants.
— Charles Cress (@CharlesCress) October 16, 2012
Kane vs. Matt Striker in an ECW on SciFi Rewind Match
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
If #HeartthrobRef was Mike Posey, I’d feel like I time travelled back to 2007. #raw #wwecw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 16, 2012
On Smackdown, Matt Striker Was “Doing His Job.” On RAW, Matt Striker “Does The Job.”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Kane tries to hug it out with Matt Striker. Kane hugs Matt Striker then turns it into a bear hug-Chokeslam.
…for a second there, I got lost in #HeartthrobRef‘s eyes #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 16, 2012
#HeartthrobRef, Use Your Care Bear Stare on Kane to Make It All Better!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Winner: Kane
Post-Match, Kane “interviews” an unconscious Matt Striker. Kane compliments Matt Striker on a “great effort” and a “competitive match” then asks Striker how he’s feeling. Striker doesn’t respond, and Kane says “ Couldn’t have said it better myself.” Kane starts celebrating that HE is the Tag Team Champions.
Comedy Kane is the best Kane.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
MizTV with Kofi Kingston:
MizTV Has More Lives Than Yo MTV Raps!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
MizTV is the Rules Of Engagement of the WWE. It’s not good, but somehow it keeps getting more episodes.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
MizTV aka According to Jim: When There’s Nothing Else On, It Always Seem To Pop Up.
— LeKeith (@lekeithlewis) October 16, 2012
The Miz introduces MizTV then talks about Kofi Kingston challenging him for the Intercontinental Title on Main Event. Miz introduces, but then says to feel sorry for, Kofi Kingston. Kofi Kingston comes out and makes fun of The Miz getting knocked out on Main Event. The Miz begins to talk about how long Kofi Kingston’s beein the WWE and how people only remember him for saying “Boom Boom Boom” and that Kofi should be thanking Miz for allowing him to be in a Main Event. Miz says Kofi will always be nothing but a “B” Rate Player, while Miz will always be a guy that the WWE Universe remembers.
Miz is going in on Kofi. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 16, 2012
Remember when Kofi jumped on Randy Orton or something.. #KofiMemories #RAW
— Thunderous Overlord (@WellYoureWrong) October 16, 2012
The fact that Kofi Kingston is not a big name player is so sad
— Alex M. Crimefighter (@failraiser) October 16, 2012
Kofi Kingston says that The Miz is right and that he does need to add more memorable moments to his accolades. Kofi tells The Miz that he’s going to add a memorable moment when he beats Miz for the Intercontinental Title on Main Event. Kofi says not only will the moment be memorable, but it will also be “Must See.” Kofi says that Miz has truly inspired him to step his game up and challenges Miz to a match tonight. The Miz does his “Really” thing then accepts Kofi Kingston’s challenge. Miz says that Kofi will do what he always does and choke. Miz says Kofi Kingston has maxed out at 60 percent while he is at 100.
Miz, Don’t You Know? Kofi is Rated Over 9000!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
The Miz says that he’s a Superstar while Kofi Kingston is a novelty and that no one cares about him. Miz says all Kofi Kingston will be is the guy that says “Boom Boom Boom.” Kofi Kingston snaps and attacks Miz.
Uh-oh. Kofi Kingston’s gone hood.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
Never poke a black guy like that.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
Kofi Kingston and The Miz starring in: When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
Match 07: Sheamus vs Wade Barrett
This is the first time that Sheamus and Big Show have ruin things together? No way. Could of sworn it happened before… #raw
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 16, 2012
I’d Be Worried About Sheamus, Wade Barrett. Sheamus Came In Second Place at #NYCC in the Casper the Friendly Ghost Cosplay Contest.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Now THIS should be the WHC feud.
— Christopher Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) October 16, 2012
“*Walks out looking around. Slaps the ground* Floor! *Points up* Ceiling!” – Wade Barrett’s entrance
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
Is Wade Barrett still offering samples of himself? I never got mine…
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 16, 2012
Wade Barrett counters Sheamus’ ring rope clubbing move.
How Come No One Else Ever Thought to Stop Sheamus From Doing The Clubbing Thing Like That?!? Way to Innovate, Wade Barrett!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Big Show shows up with a chair:
“OMG WITH A CHAIR!” That was way funnier than it should of been. lol #RAW
— Thunderous Overlord (@WellYoureWrong) October 16, 2012
That is the SOFTEST “steel” chair I’ve EVER seen
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
Big Show comes out with his favorite chair and former partner, “The Equalizer.” They’re going to challenge Team Hell No for the titles.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
You Can Tell This Match is Tough On Sheamus Because His Hair is Mussed Up. Also, He Hasn’t Said Anything Offensive in 20 Minutes.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
“Texas Cloverleaf?! *Big Show runs for 2 seconds then stops* Okay. Bad idea. *Walks quickly.*” – Big Show
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
Big Show Wanted to Hit Sheamus Extra Hard for Making Him Run.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Big Show pulls down the rope causing Sheamus to fall. The referee sees this and disqualifies Wade Barrett.
Winner: Sheamus (By DQ)
“He fell over, he’s clumsy!”
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 16, 2012
#GOHOMEBIGSHOW
— Thunderous Overlord (@WellYoureWrong) October 16, 2012
Post-match, Sheamus fends off Big Show then hits Wade Barrett with a Brogue Kick.
What’d Wade Barrett do to you, Sheamus?! You won the match by DQ. No need to Brogue Kick him.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
Backstage: Mr. McMahon is on the phone again talking about The Decision. John Cena walks up and Mr. McMahon gets off the phone. McMahon asks John Cena about his injury, but Cena says it doesn’t matter because he’s not a doctor. Cena asks if Mr. McMahon listened to a doctor last week before CM Punk. Cena says he knows McMahon didn’t because McMahon belonged out in the ring. Cena says he’s felt better, but he’s also felt worse and if McMahon chooses him, he’ll go out there and do his thing. Cena walks off as Mr. McMahon says he’ll take Cena’s words into consideration.
Match 08: Handsome Eve Torres vs Layla
“SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS LIKE A HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
@keepitfivestar Interesting note: if that Cesaro/Gabriel match had been a Tickle Fight earlier, Gabriel would have had a marked advantage.
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 16, 2012
What is this match? It’s gone past a minute? WHAT IS THIS?
— Christopher Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) October 16, 2012
I Like That Divas Matches Are Getting Time and Story Now. All the Things Beth Phoenix Wanted, except Beth’s NOT IN THE MATCH!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Eve pins Layla, but Layla’s foot is on the rope. The referee doesn’t see it.
Winner: Handsome Eve Torres
C’mon Italian Ref! You’re not #HeartthrobRef . You can’t get away with a mistake like that by flashing your puppy dog eyes!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
Ref, You’re Not Handsome Enough to Get Away with Missing the Rope Break. You Must Be #HeartthrobRef Or More to Pass.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Just once, I’d like a “gimmick” ref to have the gimmick of being an exceptionally good referee who notices shit. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 16, 2012
Backstage: Daniel Bryan argues with Kane about Kane laughing at his predicament with the Big Show. Kane says “Yes” it was funny. Daniel Bryan says “NO” it wasn’t. Kane and Bryan go back and forth with “Yes”es and “NO’s” until Bryan gets a “grand” idea. Bryan suggests Kane have a match against Big Show next week. After suggesting his idea, Bryan reminds Kane that HE is the Tag Team Champions.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
#WeStillWantHarold #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 16, 2012
No, why are we doing this? Not Kane vs Big Show AGAIN? Good lord. #Raw
— Linda (@LMitch87) October 16, 2012
@keepitfivestar He Just Doesn’t Know That He Was The Reason Big Show was in a Good Match This Week.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Backstage: Mr. McMahon thanks The Ryback for saving him then tells Ryback that people are saying he’s the new “King Of The Mountain” and that he’s unstoppable. McMahon asks Ryback for his thoughts and Ryback says “Feed Me Punk.”
Ryback’s Muscles are So Big, He Can’t Even Blink. That’s Why His Eyes are Bloodshot All The Time.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Ryback learnt a new word! #raw
— Kara (@karaadora) October 16, 2012
Match 09: Rhodes Scholars vs. Primo and Epico
Well upon seeing Cody’s coat we knew he would be showing up tonight.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
Finally! Thank you! #teamrhodesscholars #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 16, 2012
Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes Just Enacted “The Gentlemen’s Agreement” At The Top of the Ramp! #Huzzah
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
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“@whatmathewssays: Rhodes Scholars are terrific. Fuck your opinion.” Even Mr. Sandow’s pets live the gimmick twitter.com/RegalSays/stat…
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) October 16, 2012
Heath Slater’s Band is shown being kicked out of a Nashville Bar.
Heath Slater’s crew has evolved into Aces & Eights. #Raw
— Chris Sims (@theisb) October 16, 2012
Heath Slater’s Band is like Peter Griffin’s band. They want to perform but they don’t know any songs.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
I’ve Never Wanted a Band to Break Up So Much …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara can’t compete this week due to Rey’s food poisoning and potential stomach flu.
Rey Mysterio is ill. He cant stay healthy. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 16, 2012
They should be DQ’d
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
So Rey Mysterio gets his match delayed because he’s got the “Tum-Rums?” I know he looks like a baby, but don’t treat him like one too.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
You Know, Bret Hart Wrestled With the Flu. I Mean, He Lost The Match But He Wrestled. Man Up, Mysterio!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Maybe Sin Cara cooked for Rey Mysterio, botched it and accidentally gave Mysterio Salmonella.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
The Actual Tag Match:
Epico with the triple back suplexes again, but of course no one cares because the crowd doesn’t appreciate how amazing Primo and Epico are
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
Winners: Rhodes Scholars
Post-Match, Cody Rhodes assists Damien Sandow with his cartwheel.
That was beautiful
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 16, 2012
How can anyone not love a man with a bushy beard and lilac trunks? #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 16, 2012
Match 10: The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston
Just a reminder to The Miz, Sid also headlined Wrestlemania. …Twice.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
Jim Ross: “Nice guys dont finish first” – He wants Kofi Kingston to turn heel too. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 16, 2012
I Think Kofi has a Personal Goal. He Wants to Win Wearing Those Voltron Tights. That Would Explain His Losing Streak.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Jim Ross talks about Kofi Kingston’s MSG Moment.
Jim Ross remembers the #KofiMoment !
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
Jim Ross Remembers What We Remember! It’s Confirmed: Barbecue Sauce Helps With Your Memory!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Kofi Kingston hits The Miz with one hell of a Trouble In Paradise!
Winner: Kofi Kingston
How is Miz’s head still attached to his body after that kick?
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) October 16, 2012
Kofi Kingston kicked The Miz back to The Real World with that Trouble In Paradise! Miz is gonna wake up like, “Who’s Maryse? Where’s Coral?”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
I get the feeling there wont be a Miz TV next week. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 16, 2012
@keepitfivestar Kofi just played the part of Akira Maeda and Miz played the part of everyone in Fire Pro who faces Maeda.
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 16, 2012
Dont shoot on Kofi Kingston or he will kick the hell out of you! #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 16, 2012
That Can’t Be a Good Feeling: Lying in the Ring, Listening to Jamaican Music, Knowing You Just Got Knocked Out …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
CM Punk: The Decision Pt. 2
Mr. McMahon makes his way out to the ring with the contract then introduces the WWE Champion, CM Punk.
Tell me what you seeeee, A walking, talking bumblebee. #wwe #raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) October 16, 2012
Mr. McMahon introduces The Ryback next.
@kickstunner It’s a Special Strain That’s Cultivated in a Creatine Bottle.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Ryback beat #PinkEye so he deserves a shot.
— little miss rainbow (@RitaHepburn) October 16, 2012
Last but not least, Mr. McMahon introduces John Cena.
John Cena tells his BFF, Stu The Cameraman, “Don’t feel much better but I felt worse.” Stu’s mad Cena didn’t thank him for the Get Well Card
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
John Cena Must Have Defeated the Alien Symbiote Over the Weekend. He Gave the 5 Moves of Doom to Some Church Bells Or Something.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Mr. McMahon says he knew CM Punk wouldn’t have the grapefruits to make up his mind. Punk stops McMahon from speaking and says he’s sick of hearing McMahon talk then calls him an egomaniac. Punk brags about beating McMahon so bad that he’s knocked a few screws loose. Punk signs the contract then says McMahon is gonna do whatever he wants in the first place, so no matter who McMahon chooses, Punk will break them.
You know what’s more exciting about CM Punk being champ all this time? John Cena not being champ all this time. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 16, 2012
Mr. McMahon says that CM Punk brought this on himself, and that if Punk just accepted Cena’s challenge, they wouldn’t be there in the first place. Punk says he’s Cena and McMahon are both egomaniacs and jealous little men that have insecurity complexes. John Cena chimes in and says CM Punk has been WWE Champion for 330 Days. Cena says he respects the achievement but Punk needs to shut the hell up.
John Cena, Did You Learn Nothing From Tim Tebow Yesterday? Sit Your Ass On The Bench and Shut Up!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
Mr. McMahon says that everyone needs to shut up. McMahon is about to announce CM Punk’s contender but Cena cuts him off. Cena says that he wants nothing more than to face CM Punk for the WWE Championship.
I can’t see Vince being Jim Lehrer, Then again. He’d do anything for Cena. RT @miss_dani_baby Cena just Mitt Romney’d McMahon
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 16, 2012
John Cena goes on to say that he thinks about Ryback and wonders if he even cares about being WWE Champion. Cena says Ryback seems like all he cares about is whopping someone’s ass. Cena says right now that CM Punk is a guy who needs his ass whipped. Cena says that Mr. McMahon has an easy decision to make and that CM Punk will get no sleep because his brain will be filled by three simple words: Feed Me More. Cena starts chanting “FEED ME MORE” getting the crowd into it.
I want Ryback to clothesline John Cena while Cena chants “FEED ME MORE.” Then I want Ryback to pick up the mic and say “Don’t Patronize Me”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
The Ryback signs the contract and Mr. McMahon says that CM Punk vs. The Ryback at Hell In A Cell is official. Loud “Feed Me More” chants are heard as The Ryback and CM Punk have a staredown. CM Punk pokes The Ryback but Ryback slams Punk’s head down on the table.
I’d Hate to Be The Ryback’s Waiter. He’ll Slam Your Head Into The Table and Yell Feed Me More Instead of Saying What He Wants.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) October 16, 2012
HAVEN’T I TOLD YOU GUYS ABOUT POKING?!
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
Didn’t CM Punk learn from The Miz? Don’t poke the faces.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) October 16, 2012
You DON’T poke someone like that.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) October 16, 2012
Michael Cole says Big Hungry is still hungry for the WWE Championship and that at Hell In A Cell, it’s Feeding Time…
@3manbooth “What should we nickname him, JR?” We’re just lucky he doesn’t scream #SauceIt, too.
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 16, 2012
@3manbooth Or Jack Link’s. Ryback could’ve been called “Jack Link.” Major crossover opportunity missed right there.
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) October 16, 2012
No fans were harmed in the making of this segment. Thank you and goodnight. #Raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) October 16, 2012
So That Happened:
*Ryback 4 years Later* “I AM GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA To WIN! I AM GOING TO WRESTLEMANIA TO GET FED MORE” #TheNewCenaIsBorn
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 16, 2012
@kickstunner HA!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) October 16, 2012
Has Miz woken up yet?
— Donatello (@Osito1034) October 16, 2012