Oh! No! I’m Getting Flashbacks of WCW Backstage Assault! Take it to The Ring, Gentlemen, For All Our Sakes.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Lawler came after CM Punk like he was a zombie. He even tried to bite his neck!
#wwe#raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
RAW starts with the World Champion…Scumbag Sheamus.
LOL, Sheamoose..Chicago got swerved.
#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
Sheamus? I Want to See the Other Champion. You Know, the one that Fights?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
So RAW is in Chicago….and it’s starting off with a champion…and they choose
#ScumbagSheamus ?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Sheamus tries to butter up Chicago and talk about Alberto Del Rio, CM Punk’s theme hits and he comes out in street clothes getting a thunderous ovation from the crowd.
THANK YOU!!!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
DERE HE IS
#PunkOfPersonality#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
CM Punk is King here.
#WWE#Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
I feel like I unlocked CM Punk’s alternate attire. Woo!
#raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 4, 2012
After a loud, and well deserved ovation, CM Punk tells Sheamus to not talk to his hometown because they can’t relate to a guy like him. They can relate to Punk. Afterwards, Punk talks about attacking Jerry Lawler and says the beating he received was “Chicago Style.”
YES!!! Punk with the Omar from The Wire reference. Keeps getting better and better
— Zach Levine (@zmanjets86) September 4, 2012
Okay Lawler attacked CM Punk. My eyes did not deceive me
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
Chicago Style!
#DeepDishBeating#Raw
— Mr.Jones (@Batman_Infinite) September 4, 2012
CM Punk talks about teaching Jerry Lawler a lesson in respect until a little “White Knight” named John Cena interrupted it.
I dont think there is a bigger white Knight than Sheamus.
#wwe#raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
White Knight John Cena, Great White Sheamus
#RacistMonday#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
Ironically, White is the only Color John Cena doesn’t have a T-Shirt In.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
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CM Punk asks the WWE Universe if he turned his back on them, then tells John Cena that he agrees with Jerry Lawler and that if he does that, then he disrespects Punk. Punk claims Cena turned his back on the WWE Universe until Sheamus interrupts.
Sheamus, can’t you see CM Punk is talking?! How rude can you be?!
#ScumbagSheamus
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
This is Chicago, Sheamus! You DO NOT “Fella” The King of Chicago … in Chicago!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Sheamus, much like Big Show, likes to ruin things.
#ScumbagSheamus
— Linda (@LMitch87) September 4, 2012
CM Punk calls Sheamus out for interrupting him, but Sheamus claims that he was disrespected CM Punk since Punk interrupted him. Sheamus challenges CM Punk to come to the ring, but Punk says he has nothing to do with Sheamus and that despite Sheamus being World Heavyweight Champion, it only means he’s the “Second Best In The World” so he should shut his mouth.
#SecondBestInTheWorld#fella#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
“Shut me mouf! Yer want me to shut me mouf! Blah blah fella fella irish jig. Arse Irish Stereotypes.” – Sheamus
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
I dont think Sheamus is anywhere close to being the 2nd best wrestler in the world.
#wwe#raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
CM Punk and Sheamus are interrupted by AJ Lee. who means “no disrespect.” She makes two matches. Alberto Del Rio vs. John Cena and Champion vs. Champion: CM Punk vs. Sheamus
Oh, AJ. You and your adorable power suits!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Oh AJ! I like That You’re “Crazy” For Booking Logical Straightforward Matches.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Arrive. Skip. Leave.
#RAW
— Ringside Xcess (@RingsideXcess) September 4, 2012
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Match 01: Randy Orton vs. Dolph Ziggler
Randy Orton walked to the ring faster than usual. That’s his version of an Ultimate Warrior Run
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Michael Cole is calling this by himself. Kind of a good thing because he cant spend an entire match arguing with someone.
#wwe#Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
Randy Orton, who attacked EVERYBODY for YEARS, never had to go to Anger Management? He Could’ve Benefited from a
#Harold Hug
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
This is the strongest Dolph Ziggler has looked in a whie. Which only means he has an RKO coming in his future…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Winner: Dolph Ziggler
ZIGGLER!
#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
Haha. Orton lost because he wanted to be Sin Cara for a second.
#wwe#Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
WOW! Not only did Dolph Ziggler win the match, but he saw Randy Orton’s trunks falling off so he adjusted his tights. What a great guy!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
The Miz comes out to play…commentator.
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Miz came to play. Unfortunately,
#WCW, Where the Big Boys Play, folded years ago.#WWE#Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) September 4, 2012
Well, The Miz Came to … Commentate! He Even Has His Own Tagline.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Harold Love:
#WheresHarold
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 4, 2012
#MoreHarold#WheresHarold#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
#WeWantHarold#Harold#RAW
— Shakil ♋ (@TheyCallHimKiD) September 4, 2012
Daniel Bryan and Kane in Anger Management (Featuring Harold) Pt. 1:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!
#Harold#RAW
— Shakil ♋ (@TheyCallHimKiD) September 4, 2012
You know what would make these Anger Management skits even better? Tobias Funke running them.
#WWE#Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) September 4, 2012
Daniel Bryan shows his Anger Management collage, which is a collage of “YES” and “NOs.” Kane shows his Anger Collage next which is a blank piece of paper.
I’ve been waiting all week to see Harold’s anger collage.
#raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 4, 2012
LOL, You hear that Kane pop? The people LOVE Anger Management Kane!
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 4, 2012
Kane takes his Anger Management collage, throws it in the trash, then lights it on fire Kane style.
*Kane throws the collage in the trash* “Kane feels like Duke The Dumpster Dross-*Kane does his explosion* O.O AHH!” – Daniel Bryan
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Kane, that’s a fire code violation brah!
#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
Now Kane’s a magician? David Kane?
#TWAH
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 4, 2012
Kane’s Angry Because, with the Summer Ending, Kane won’t have any more Social Engagements. He Gets Invited to All the BBQs.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
So perfect.
#Raw
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) September 4, 2012
Match 02: Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara vs. Cody Rhodes and Tensai
The guy who does Botchamania must be really excited for this match.
#raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 4, 2012
I would never let Mysterio touch my child. I don’t know where his grubby little hands have been.
#raw
— Linda (@LMitch87) September 4, 2012
Sin Cara and his Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills Titantron
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Sinsterio looks like a couple of Road Rovers.
#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
@keepitfivestar It’s More Like El Fuerte and Alternate Attire El Fuerte Teaming Up.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
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Tensai! Didn’t push Mr. Sakamoto this time! I guess he attended his own anger management class.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Aw, Man! They’re Back to Cody Rhodes and the Lame Partner Brigade. Get Sandow Out Here!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Where’s Sandow?
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 4, 2012
Why is Tensai talking to Cody? When did Cody learn Japanese ?
— Mr.Jones (@Batman_Infinite) September 4, 2012
I hope Tensai randomly busts out some Oopa Gangnam Style dance moves during this match. Yes, I know it’s not Japanese but it’s still funny
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Winners: Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara
These Cody Rhodes Handicap Matches Are Just Not Fair.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
So Sin Cara’s been Jeff Hardy this WHOLE time? That explains SO much..
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Alright
#MoreHarold time!#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
Can we see what the blonde girl’s Anger Management issues are?
#SheCanGetIt
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Daniel Bryan and Kane have to do Trust Fall exercises. Daniel Bryan has to fall back so Kane can catch him.
Oh my God Trust Falls
#dead
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) September 4, 2012
The WWE Spent Years Teaching Me DTA (Don’t Trust Anybody). What’s This Trust Fall Nonsense?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Daniel Bryan and Kane successfully complete the Trust Fall Exercise. Now, the two of them have to catch Harold.
OH NO,
#HAROLD#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
Harold falls and no one catches him.
*Daniel Bryan and Kane refuse to catch Harold*”DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!” – Daniel Bryan”YUP!” – Kane
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Why didn’t they catch Harold? Is it because he’s black?……..*fastly* And from the indies?
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 4, 2012
See, Harold? If You Had Been Watching During the Attitude Era, You Would’ve Learned DTA like I Did.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Match 03: Sheamus vs. CM Punk
We’re into the next segment but I’m still deeply offended that no one caught
#Harold.#raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 4, 2012
Sheamus is in the ring like, “Whawt the hell is Labor Day, Fella?”
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 4, 2012
CM Punk comes out dressed in jeans. CM Punk talks about how Chicago respects him and his decisions. Punk says Chicago knows that Champion vs. Champion is a Wrestlemania Main Event, and that Punk is a Main Event wrestler. CM Punk says that it’s Labor Day and that many of the fans are taking the day off of work, and that the WWE Universe will respect the fact that he’s also taking the day off of work.
You Know What, CM Punk? Take Your Personal Day. Go Get Some Pizza. Go Buy Come Comics. Get Some Me Time.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Sheamus tries to call out CM Punk for disrespecting the entire arena by walking out.
Don’t make
#ScumbagSheamus the hero here. CM Punk’s meeting Colt Cabana for dinner. He’s got plans!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Backstage: CM Punk tries to go to his car but AJ Lee stops him. AJ says he can’t leave because he has a match. Punk says he has personal days and today is one of them. As Punk drives off, Matt Striker asks AJ Lee what she is going to do about her Main Event. AJ asks Striker who she is then tells him to tell Sheamus to stay in the ring because she is going to find Sheamus an opponent.
If AJ Lee doesn’t remember NXT Season 03’s Matt Striker, does that mean she also doesn’t remember her hot Latin Relationship with Primo?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
I think AJ is trying to retcon NXT season 3 from her career
#YouMakeTheRainFall
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) September 4, 2012
AJ has blocked NXT out of her mind just like the rest of us.
#wwe#Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
Match 03: Sheamus vs Jack Swagger
How does Jack Swagger get punished for CM Punk’s Personal Day?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
WWE stop gettin’ cars for Del Rio. Now that Orton is back, all that money goes to his Baby Oil Budget.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 4, 2012
AJ Keeps Jack Swagger in a PokeBall Backstage. “All American American, I Choose You!”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
The Miz rants about CM Punk’s “Personal Day.”
I Can’t Tell if The Miz is Mad That CM Punk Took a Personal Day or That He Didn’t Know He Could Do That When He Was WWE Champion.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Sheamus puts Jack Swagger in the Texas Cloverleaf.
“Texas Clover-Leaf, Son!” – Miz
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 4, 2012
Dean Malenko is not impressed.
#RAW
— Shakil ♋ (@TheyCallHimKiD) September 4, 2012
Winner: Sheamus
You Can’t Reverse a Texas Cloverleaf, Jack Swagger? The Ankle’s In Your Face! It’s Right There!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Post match, Alberto Del Rio and Sheamus brawl. RicRod is knocked out with the Brogue Kick when he dives in the way to protect Del Rio.
Poor Ricky..
#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
Poor Ric-rod. Sheamus is NOT being a Star.
#RAW
— Shakil ♋ (@TheyCallHimKiD) September 4, 2012
RicRod just got killed Morph from X-Men style.
#WolverinePullBack
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Morph image courtesy of HowardTreesong. RicRod courtesy of PSD-Dreams
RicRod is stretchered to the back.
Ricardo may be brain dead. Sheamus is so evil.
#wwe#Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
Del Rio is concerned about RicRod. Del Rio’s like Mr. Burns. He can’t do things for himself. RicRod is his Mr. Smithers!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Match 04: Handsome Eve Torres vs. Kaitlyn (With Layla on commentary)
“SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS LIKE A HEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Between Kaitlyn’s Theme and Tensai’s … Tensai, They’d Be an Unbeatable Karaoke Team.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Does a Layla have an L-O-L on her shirt because everyone thinks it’s funny that she’s Divas Champion?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
During the match, The Miz and Layla banter back and forth:
Layla is the PHONY guy from Family Guy
#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
“YOU’RE A PHONY!”
#FamilyGuy
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 4, 2012
I Think Miz Wants a Shot at the Divas Championship …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
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Winner: Eve Torres
Post Match, Layla reluctantly shakes Eve’s hand.
Backstage: Jack Swagger leaves. AJ Lee tries to get him to stay but it doesn’t work.
Biff is taking time of……..to the future?
#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
@keepitfivestar Which is funny cause he’s dressed like he just finished playing ball.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 4, 2012
Jack Swagger lost his smile. That has been contagious all year.
#wwe#raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
I’m Going to miss Jack Swagger in the WWE. But I Look Forward to the Arrival of Jackson Smoothgroove in TNA!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
AJ Lee is upset that Brock Lesnar, Chris Jericho, CM Punk and now Jack Swagger has left her.
I’d never leave you, AJ Lee….I’m like the Friends theme song, I’ll be there for you.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Wait, the order is; Lesnar, Jericho, Punk,….. Swagger? That last one was pretty steep.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 4, 2012
I smell a
#voteofnoconfidence
— Alex M. Crimefighter (@failraiser) September 4, 2012
Daniel Bryan and Kane in Anger Management (Featuring Harold) Pt. 3
HAROLD IS NOT DEAD! YAY
#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
Even MORE
#Harold!#RAW
— Shakil ♋ (@TheyCallHimKiD) September 4, 2012
#HaroldForABetterRAW#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
Daniel Bryan and Kane get into an argument and tell Harold to shut up.
#SHUTUPHAROLD#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
#ShutUpHarold
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 4, 2012
#ShutUpHarold
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
#Harold lost his smile. 😦#raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 4, 2012
#WWEHarold
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 4, 2012
Dr. Shelby snaps on Daniel Bryan and Kane screaming that they learned nothing.
Someone sign Dr. Shelby to a contract immediately.
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) September 4, 2012
When did the Counselor turn into LemonGrab from Adventure Time?
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 4, 2012
RAWActive:
#WWEapologizetoharold#raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 4, 2012
@keepitfivestar Hey! #tweettwins
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 4, 2012
Backstage: Matt Striker asks Alberto Del Rio about RicRod’s condition. David Otunga says that his client is not available for comment at this time.
Uh-oh. Del Rio found himself a new Virgil. And this one comes with a diploma and coffee thermos! Goatee sold separately.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
It’s weird seeing Del Rio worried about RicRod. Well, seeing him THIS worried.
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 4, 2012
Match 05: The Ryback vs Jinder Mahal
Jinder Mahal?!? Come Back, Swagger!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
This would have been perfect for The USA Guy to be in Ryback’s place.
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) September 4, 2012
Ladies and gentlemen, RYBACK’s conjunctivitis has cleared up!
#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
I think Ryback has a Ninja Turtle Ice cream bar on the back of his tights.
#wwe#Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
Meat On The Table is the name of his theme. lol
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 4, 2012
Not at the table, Ryback… RT
@keepitfivestar: Ryback’s theme song is called “Meat On The Table.”#Pause
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) September 4, 2012
If you want to stop Ryback you have to put sleeping pills in his steak
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) September 4, 2012
Jinder Mahal/Ryback’s feud is like the
#WWE12 Remarkable Match. It’s a feud you don’t want. There’s random handicap matches & it never ends
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Winner: Ryback
Post-match, a loud “FEED ME MORE” chant breaks out.
No Ryback, They’re other people, you’ve had enough. Don’t be greedy, SHARE.
#BeAStar
— hates rednail polish (@YourBoyDrew) September 4, 2012
Backstage: Matt Striker asks AJ Lee what she plans to do about RAW falling apart? AJ Lee makes John Cena and Alberto Del Rio’s match tonight a Falls Count Anywhere Match and orders Matt Striker to tell them.
Match 06: Daniel Bryan vs Kane (#RawActive)
Fun Fact: Kane hates hugs. But he LOVES tummy raspberries.
#WWETummyRaspberry
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
The big red huggable monster. Kane.
#wwe#raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
@keepitfivestar He hates getting slapped too.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 4, 2012
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HUG WINS
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 4, 2012
#WWEHug wins over two wrestling matches. That proves it. The WWE Universe doesn’t want wrestling.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
The referee is in the ring to make sure Daniel Bryan and Kane hug properly.
#wwe#Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
A “hug it out” chant breaks out.
Apparently, Everyone in the WWE Universe Watched Entourage.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
The Miz explains the rules of a “Hug It Out.”
The Rules of a “Hug It Out?” Miz, What Kind of Real World / Road Rules Challenge Nonsense are You Invoking?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
*AJ Lee’s theme* Let’s Hug It Out! HugitoutHugitoutHughimtonight!
#WWEHug
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
5 star match here kids, shades of Steamboat/Flair!
#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
Daniel Bryan and Kane stop hugging and end up brawling with each other.
Wrestling Always Prevails Guys. Make Bearhugs not BroHugs.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
This Daniel Bryan/Kane feud is like the Peace Treaty episode of Tom and Jerry.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
D-Bry and Kane’s next activity in Anger Management will be weaving BFF friendship bracelets. #raw
— Kara (@karaadora) September 4, 2012
Backstage: Santino Marella walks to the ring
Why Doesn’t Santino Every Get Attacked In the Back? He’d Be So Easy to Trip …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Match 07: Santino Marella vs. Antonio Cesaro
I feel like Antonio Cesaro has a different theme every time I see him.
— Bobby (@SunnyDewhite) September 4, 2012
The Dean Malenko theme remix is boss.
#RAW
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
I Miss Antonio Cesario’s Fake-Fratellis Theme. It Went Well His Fake-Maryse.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Dean Malenko loses his theme music. He loses the Texas Cloverleaf. He’s probably not in WWE13. This hasn’t been a good month for him.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
If Santino Needs The Sock That Bad, He Should be Tested. So Should the Sock.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Winner: Antonio Cesaro
That happened fast.
— Bob Sacamano (@TimExiled) September 4, 2012
Match: 08: Zack Ryder vs. Heath Slater
Hey, No Jack Swagger? ALL Zack Ryder! Woo Woo Woo!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Zack Ryder, Internet Darling 2011? Meet Heath Slater, Internet Darling 2012!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Oh Man! Heath Slater’s Windmill Might Be the Best Worst Move Of All Time.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Winner: Zack Ryder
Heath Slater Fought Legends. Zack Ryder got destroyed by Kane and Eve. Slater is winning at life.
#wwe#raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
Zack Ryder Looked Really Good Out There Tonight. Swagger Threw The Gauntlet Down and Ryder picked it up.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Post-Match, Vickie Guerrero interrupts Zack Ryder’s celebration and calls AJ Lee out to the ring. Vickie organizes a sit-in until AJ comes out.
#VickieGuerreroIsNotImpressed
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Cole, The Example AJ Set for the WWE Superstars is “You Want Some, Come Get Some!” You All Wanted the Attitude Era Back …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Since AJ doesn’t come out, Vickie Guerrero talks to a chair instead.
She’s Eastwooding
— Salacious B. Crumb(@WellYoureWrong) September 4, 2012
Invisible AJ? The WWE Just Went Political!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Oh My God! WWE’s doing something current!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Does this make AJ Lee Obama? Is this whole AJ Lee as GM thing one giant Obama joke?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
AJ Lee comes out to the ring. AJ says she spoke to the Board Of Directors, who told her that her actions were unacceptable. AJ apologizes to Vickie, but Vickie thinks it wasn’t good enough. AJ apologizes again but it’s still not good enough. Vickie pushes AJ Lee.
Don’t push AJ, Vickie. You know she has that Gohan Rage!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
“Slap Her!”Chicago Style Rules
#DeepDishBeatdown
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Vickie Guerrero slaps AJ Lee again but AJ refuses to fight back.
AJ, It’s Okay. It’s the Stone Cold Rule. Vickie Made First Contact!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Vickie Guerrero leaves the ring laughing at AJ. AJ Lee has a nervous breakdown in the middle of the ring:
@keepitfivestar HOP ABOARD THE MURDER TRAIN!
— Sean S. (@Seanfranchise6) September 4, 2012
#WWEHugAJ#wwe#raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
Touts on Touts on Touts: David Otunga says Alberto Del Rio is taking legal action against Sheamus.
David Otunga Doesn’t Chase Ambulances Cole. He Wipes Off His Chest and Slides To Them On the Body Oil.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Otunga should disappear until he grows his facial hair back.
#wwe#Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
Match 09: John Cena vs Alberto Del Rio (Falls Count Anywhere)
Cena is getting booedout of the galaxy.
#wwe#raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
John Cena tells his BFF, Stu the Cameraman, that “He can live with this & tells the WWE Universe to go to work.” Stu’s always working, Cena
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
All Albert Del Rio Wants is Bengeance, Guys. Is That So Hard?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
You know if there was ever a time to steal Del Rio’s sports car, it should’ve been on CM Punk’s Day Off.
#WWE#Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) September 4, 2012
For Better Or Worse, Sheamus Introduced a New Move Tonight. I’m Just Sayin’, Cena: You Should Consider It.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Randy Savage impersonator gets chants during the match.
I thought I was going nuts thinking I heard them chant ‘Randy Savage’.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) September 4, 2012
John Cena tries to put Alberto Del Rio through the Announce Table with an AA.
The Miz is Like, “So This Is What This Looks Like Up Close.”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
Alberto Del Rio takes the mic and says everyone is beneath him and attacks John Cena.
Del Rio, it’s not an “I Quit” match…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
ADR and John Cena are putting on a PPV quality type match here.
#wwe#raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
John Cena and Alberto Del Rio brawl towards the back. John Cena gets an idea.
John Cena looks at his BFF, Stu The Cameraman &has an idea. Stu The Cameraman has no idea what Cena’s thinking. He can’t read minds, John
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Really, John Cena? You Have Time to Jim Halpert the Camera In a Falls Count Anywhere Match?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
John Cena tries and fails to use the speaker on Alberto Del Rio.
Good job Cena. That’s coming out of your paycheck.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) September 4, 2012
John Cena and Alberto Del Rio brawl Backstage. Cena hits AA on Alberto Del Rio but CM Punk kicks him in the back of the head. CM Punk drags Alberto Del Rio over to John Cena and allows him to get the win.
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
All of CM Punk’s personal days involve screwing over Cena.
#wwe#raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
Post-match, CM Punk hits John Cena with the Go To Sleep onto the car.
CM Punk hits the GO TO….Car on John Cena?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
@rudoreels Go To Beep is the winner
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
CM Punks tells John Cena the word “Respect!” then gets in the car and leaves with….
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O.O OH….MY GOD…..
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
YES! God yes!!!!!
— Bob Sacamano (@TimExiled) September 4, 2012
Paul Heyman!!!!!!!!!!
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012
Apparently, Being a Paul Heyman Guy Means Never Having to Call Shotgun.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
So, That Happened:
Tune in next week, when HHH shells out big money for Punk to come out to Aretha Franklin.
#WWE#Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) September 4, 2012
You Know What? This Gives Me Hope for a WWE Backstage Assault Game.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) September 4, 2012
As great as the Paul Heyman thing was, the best of RAW for the second week in a row….No Big Show.
#BigShowRuinsThings
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) September 4, 2012
Another week without The Big Show. Keep this streak going
@wwe.#wwe#Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) September 4, 2012