RAW starts off with a new theme song and opening.

Tonight’s The Night. Rap Rap Rap Rap Rap Rap Riggity Rap. *New RAW Theme*
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

Praise Lucifer… Nickelback is no longer the Raw theme song!
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) August 7, 2012

The Pyro did not botch this week. We are off to a good start #RAW
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) August 7, 2012

GM AJ Lee comes out to the ring in a White Power Suit

Image courtesy of WWE.com

Let’s Light It Up, Twitter!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Oh My God! AJ in her Colonel Sanders Cosplay this week!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

WHITE POWER….suit. #RAW
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) August 7, 2012

AJ Lee channeling her best “Horrible Bosses” persona
— Alex M. Crimefighter (@failraiser) August 7, 2012

CM Punk comes out and apologizes to AJ for being a jerk then tries to persuade AJ into changing the Triple Threat Match. 

I Thought Tonight the CM in CM Punk stood for “Caring Man” but Clearly it Stands for “Condescending Manipulator”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

AJ stands her ground and admits she’ll make mistakes, but the Triple Threat Match isn’t one of them. 

AJ, Are You Sure That Triple Threat isn’t a Mistake? Remember, Big Show’s In It …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

CM Punk demands that AJ finds him a new opponent and John Cena comes out.

Cena! Punk said find me a NEW opponent, Cena. NEW Opponent.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

John Cena tells CM Punk that the reason Punk doesn’t get respect is because he hasn’t earned it. A loud “Let’s Go Cena. Cena Sucks” chant breaks out.”

Based on the crowd reaction, John Cena still hasn’t earned respect.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

John Cena tells AJ she smells nice and introduces himself to her.

I…I don’t understand what Cena is saying. I know he’s saying words but I don’t think he actually said anything.
— Charles Cress (@CharlesCress) August 7, 2012

CM Punk continues to talk about being the best until Big Show shows up to ruin everything.

Punk with another Gray’s Sports Alminac reference.
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) August 7, 2012

Guys, if You Say Big Show’s Name 3 Times, He Comes Out! How Do You Not Know That?!? He’s Like a Horrible Beetlejuice!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

AJ stops Big Show, CM Punk and John Cena from brawling and announces Big Show vs. Randy Orton and John Cena vs. Daniel Bryan tonight. CM Punk demands to be in the Main Event and AJ decides to to let the WWE Universe decide CM Punk’s opponent.

Uh oh… we’re going to end up with Punk vs Kane aren’t we, #WWEUniverse?
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) August 7, 2012

I don’t believe in leaving decisions up to the fans. Next thing you know, people are in pudding matches and shit
— Alex M. Crimefighter (@failraiser) August 7, 2012

CM Punk’s choices are The Miz, Kane and Rey Mysterio…

Remember, a Vote for The Miz or Kane is a Vote AGAINST Rey. #PunkMiz #PunkKane
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

I think Punk deserves the night off based upon the choices we were given
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) August 7, 2012

#PunkAmbrose
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 7, 2012

#PunkNoneOfTheAbove
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) August 7, 2012

I heard God won’t make a comeback till he’s inducted in the HOF. RT @failraiser: #PunkGod
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 7, 2012

#PunkStarman
— Alex M. Crimefighter (@failraiser) August 7, 2012

#AnyoneButRey
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

The results are in….

Photo courtesy of thesmackdownhotel

Match 01: Rey Mysterio vs CM Punk

And it’s Rey Rey indeed. Expect a shit load of angry words about him on the @3manbooth recap #Plug
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) August 7, 2012

Oh WHAT A SURPRISE! REY MYSTERIO! Thanks a lot, 8 year olds.You ruin everything with your tiny, sticky fingers.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

This just Proves that Rey Uses Child Labor. All Those Little Kids He Headbutts Had to Vote for Him.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Lord forgive me for changing the channel to Love & Hip Hop #Reycist
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) August 7, 2012

Rey Rey in his Staples, back to school gear. Half Wite Out, half highlighter. #WWE #Raw
— Steven Coleman (@HyperComboKO) August 7, 2012

Someone tell Rey white leotards don’t hide chunkiness. #wwe #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 7, 2012

#RonMysterioIsFat
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) August 7, 2012

I think the question mark on Rey’s fat shield is a game. We are supposed to guess what he has under his shirt today. I vote pumpkin.
— Charles Cress (@CharlesCress) August 7, 2012

Winner:  CM Punk

And That’s Why CM Punk Is The Internet’s Champion!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

@wwfrawiswar So Did Zack Ryder.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Backstage: Alberto Del Rio and RicRod park his car backstage.

Oh Del Rio…you’re the only one that doesn’t know what’s about to happen to your car…
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

Alberto Del RIo didnt realize that that was the “get your car destroyed by a face” parking spot. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 7, 2012

“Bare Knuckle Fighter” Wade Barrett Promo:

First rule of Wade Barrett: Do not talk about Wade Barrett. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 7, 2012

Wade Barrett Is Like William Regal’s “He’s a Man” Gimmick But for 2012.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Backstage: Alberto Del Rio thanks AJ for allowing him not to wrestle tonight. Del Rio tells RicRod that AJ’s not crazy, AJ hears the word crazy and puts him in a match tonight. Del Rio quickly tries to get ready.

If Alberto Del RIo didnt want to wrestle tonight why did he even show up? #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 7, 2012

@3manbooth He fought to keep that letter! #WCW
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) August 7, 2012

@3manbooth We all lost Stevie Ray.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) August 7, 2012

Match 02: Alberto Del Rio vs. Christian

Alberto Del Rio is like Superman. He Has His Tights On At All Times. The Tape? Not So Much.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Let’s spend this entire match talking about Sheamus. #WhosChristian?
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) August 7, 2012

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Boy Christian is certainly looking good lately isn’t he?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 7, 2012

See? If you let Alberto Del Rio get ready, he would’ve had his boots laced & it wouldn’t have fallen off and gravitated to Christian’s face
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

Backstage: Sheamus is shown on the Titantron by Alberto Del Rio’s car. RicRod accidentally left his keys in the car so Sheamus is taking the car for a “joyride” to see the sights of San Antonio. In other words, he’s stealing the car and no one’s doing anything about it.

That’s clearly not your car, Sheamus! Report this! REPORT THIS! THIS IS GRAND THEFT AUTO!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

What the fuck are you going to see in San Antonio? The Smelly Riverwalk and the Alamo..that’s it. #RAW
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) August 7, 2012

Sheamus, We Drive on the RIGHT Side of the Road, Fella. Okay?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

I love how stealing cars is okay but failing a drug test is a big no no in @wwe. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 7, 2012

Match 03: Randy Orton vs. Big Show

R.I.P. The Ortonhawk 2012-2012 #RAW
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) August 7, 2012

Randy Orton comes out and gets a Justin Bieber like reaction. Last week he hit an RKO on Heath Slater and the world went “Swaggie!”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

LOL, the crowd died once his music hit.. Goddamn that was great. #RAW #GoHomeBigShow
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) August 7, 2012

I Think Big Show Thinks His Chokeslam is Like Taker or Kane’s Chokeslam.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Winner: Draw. Double Count Out.

Why is Big Show upset? He’s the idiot that speared Randy Orton at an 8 Count!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

Obviously Big Show and Randy Orton cant count. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 7, 2012

Post-Match, Big Show tries to knock out Randy Orton but gets hit with an RKO.

Match 04: Curt Hawkins and Tyler Reks vs. The Ryback

Curt Hawkins! Mr. Monday Night! oh, and Tyler Reks. ‘Sup Playa?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Red Eye Ryback is ready and he’s here for dinner.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 7, 2012

Ryback Looks Like They Took RVD, Goldberg and the Warrior and Stitched Them Together. I Call Him “Stitchface”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Ewww, Dude. You have Pinkeye. Get that shit checked out. #RAW
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) August 7, 2012

That’s what happens to your eyes when you eat Rob Van Dam. It’s like eating a 5’9 foot blunt. #wwe #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 7, 2012

Winner: Ryback

Match 05: Primo and Epico vs Darren Young and Titus O’Neil

First Curt Hawkins, now Primo and Epico?! WWE must really like me tonight
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

Prime Time Players? #BringBackCrymeTyme
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Gif courtesy of patrickbatmans

#MillonsOfDollars vs #TenThousandPesos
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 7, 2012

Notice how AW is barely saying anything. Its like he knows Vince has a sniper ready to take him out if he says something stupid. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 7, 2012

Has anyone else realized that AW is just Jimmy Hart without the airbrushed jacket? #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) August 7, 2012

IT’S A FUCKING ROLLING BACK SUPLEX! GET ON YOUR FEET CROWD!! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! YOU DON’T DESERVE THIS TEAM!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

Kofi Kingston and R-Truth distract Darren Young and Titus O’Neil.

#MakeItAWin RT @keepitfivestar: Titus O’Neil fell and just had Keg flashbacks
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) August 7, 2012

Winners: Primo and Epico

You go Primo and Epico! #DoItRosa
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

Backstage: Damien Sandow explains his problem with Brodus Clay.

Dancing leads to delinquency
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) August 7, 2012

Match 06: Brodus Clay vs Damien Sandow Before the match can begin, Damien Sandow attacks Brodus Clay from behind.

Damien Sandow needs to have his sperm frozen so we can provide for a better future generation.
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) August 7, 2012

Maybe Sandow’s Assault on Brodus Clay was an Attempt to Free the Funkasaurus from Captivity.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

*Brodus Clay theme* SOMEBODY SAY “YOU’RE WELCOME!” SOMEBODY SAY “YOU’RE WELCOME!”
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

Well, now I have to explain to my 5 year old why Flamboyant Jesus is beating up Off-Brand Barney the Dinosaur. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) August 7, 2012

Winner: Damien Sandow (Not officially but c’mon. He won)

Backstage: Daniel Bryan and AJ talk about Daniel Bryan being sane. Daniel Bryan asks to be put in the WWE Title Match at Summerslam if he beats John Cena tonight. AJ says she can’t do that because Daniel Bryan already has a match with Kane at Summerslam. Daniel Bryan tries to “NO” AJ but AJ keeps countering back with “YES!”

How can you NOT love AJ?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

@kickstunner It’s Like Spy vs. Spy. It’ll Never Get Old.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Match 07: Kelly Kelly vs. “Handsome” Eve Torres (Yes! A Divas Match!)

Is That … a … DIVA?!? On RAW? Monday Night RAW?!?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

HEY! Is that Kelly Kelly?! Wait a minute…Is that a DIVAS MATCH?!
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

Oh god… Really, I ask for Divas and I get K2? Guess, I can’t be choosey.
— Linda (@MissPunkin24) August 7, 2012

You people wanted Divas? There you go, assholes. #wwe #raw
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 7, 2012

Mixed-gender match!
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) August 7, 2012

The spray-tan budget must be off the charts for this show. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) August 7, 2012

Kelly Kelly and Eve’s match is longer than usual.

We broke the one minute mark! #Raw
— Melanie (@MelanieLDN) August 7, 2012

Winner: Kelly Kelly

You Can See Kelly Kelly Left Her Ring Rust on the Ropes. What’s That? Oh, That’s Spray Tanner?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Touts on Touts on Touts: Michael Cole plays Sheamus’ touts about taking Del Rio’s car on a joyride.

Oh, RicRod, Someone’s Getting Sakamoto’d Tonight!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

If Sheamus gets into an accident from touting. Don’t tout and drive?
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 7, 2012

Can’t sleep, Sheamus will eat me. Can’t sleep, Sheamus will eat me. Can’t sleep, Sheamus will eat me. Can’t sleep, Sheamus will eat me…
— Cousin Griswold (@cousingriswold) August 7, 2012

Shawn Michaels Returns! …Again.

You see…on RAW 1000 we saw DX Shawn Michaels. THIS is “Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels! There’s a difference. …I think.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

HBK talks about Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar until he is interrupted by Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman.

BROCK LESNAR USING UP ONE OF HIS APPEARANCES?! HE ONLY HAS SO MANY
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 7, 2012

@kickstunner If you don’t count the replays
— Bill S. Preston, Esq (@Miss_Dani_Baby) August 7, 2012

HBK, Both You and Brock are Hunters. You Can Talk To Each Other, Predator to Prey
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

I hope and pray this impending beatdown has the patented HBK wacky turnbuckle flip involved. #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) August 7, 2012

All Brock Lesnar wants to do is be on Shawn Michaels MacMillan River Adventures.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

Paul Heyman says Brock Lesnar wants to beat Triple H to become to “Baddest Dude On The Planet”

I thought you had to beat Dude Love to be the Baddest Dude on the planet. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 7, 2012

Summerslam 2013, maybe?

 Brock Lesnar takes the mic from Paul Heyman.

Gif courtesy of lilaeris87

OH NO BROCK IS SPEAKING.
— Barbados Slim (@WellYoureWrong) August 7, 2012

OH GOD DOn’T TALK
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 7, 2012

Why is Brock Lesnar talking? Isn’t that why we brought Paul Heyman back?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

Brock Lesnar speaks until Triple H comes out in a t-shirt and jeans with his wrists taped up.

What’s Funny is Triple H Had a 2’Oclock Boardroom Meeting And Was Dressed the Same Way …
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

And Trips is here. This segment just got 20 minutes longer.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 7, 2012

I like how someone always seems to be randomly hitting Brock’s taunt button #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) August 7, 2012

Brock Lesnar takes the mic….again.

“I’LL SEE YOU! AT SUMMERSLAM!” say it with your chest, Brock, damn.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 7, 2012

Touts on Touts on Touts: Sheamus touts about stealing Alberto Del Rio’s car and sings “Deep In The Heart Of Texas.”

Man faces sure get away with grand theft auto a lot.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 7, 2012

That tout is going to be used as evidence in Sheamus’ trial. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 7, 2012

So … We Should Add “Singing” to the List of Things Sheamus Should NEVER Do. Right After “Tanning.”
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Match 08: Alex Riley vs. Dolph Ziggler (With Chris Jericho on commentary)

WOW! Alex Riley?! Anything to NOT put Zack Ryder on TV. Huh, WWE?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

Wow! Alex Riley’s Got a Match? Who’s He Facing, Lil’ Jimmy?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Makes sense. Give Jericho a spot on commentary but give Alex Riley a match.
— Not Regal (@RegalSays) August 7, 2012

Chris Jericho called himself “Y2J” he brought out “Mitchell Cole.” #ClassicJericho
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

I’m waiting for Ziggler to do a suplex and start clapping afterwards. #Obscure
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 7, 2012

Chris Jericho’s such a team player that he’s even trying to put Alex Riley over. What a guy.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

Chris Jericho is So Good. Can We Clone Him or Is That How we Got Dolph Ziggler?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Chris Jericho touts about Dolph Ziggler, distracting him from the match.

Tout = Ziggler’s downfall.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 7, 2012

Alex Riley rolls up Dolph Ziggler 

Winner: Alex Riley?! Seriously?!

Wait did Alex Riley just win his first match on Raw in like over a year? #Raw #LOLOLOL
— Linda (@MissPunkin24) August 7, 2012

Alex Riley really won by tout. Holy crap.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 7, 2012

Only Chris Jericho could make Alex Riley interesting. Even if it’s for a few seconds.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

#wwe #raw @heelziggler + @iamjericho = $$$
— Victoria (@prettyheartless) August 7, 2012

“The Alex Riley Push starts now” – We will never see him on #Raw again. #wwe
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 7, 2012

Touts on Touts on Touts: More of Sheamus’ crime. Insert poop joke here.

Is Sheamus suggesting he’s going to let loose some diarrhea in that car?
— Alex M. Crimefighter (@failraiser) August 7, 2012

Sheamus is inspiring millions of criminals to tout while committing crimes. #WWE #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 7, 2012

Match 09: Kane vs. The Miz

I kinda wonder what Kane’s entrance is like for colorblind people.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 7, 2012

Winner: Kane (No one really tweeted about this match.)

Only Kane can push Zack Ryder off a ramp, torment John Cena, lock his Dad in a freezer and end up as a face 6 months later #Kanetradictions
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

 Backstage: Sheamus finally brings the car back….

Looks like Sheamus decided to drive on the sidewalk while borrowing ADR’s car. #GTA #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 7, 2012

I don’t ask AJ Lee for much (Besides her hand in marriage) but please reprimand Sheamus for this heinous crime.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

Backstage: Alberto Del Rio and RicRod find their car in poor condition.

See? Alberto Del Rio Knows Better Than to Beat the Help While The Cameras Are Rolling. That’s High Society Upbringing for you.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Match 10: Daniel Bryan vs. John Cena

Daniel Bryan vs. John Cena: This might be the first ever WWE Velocity Rematch that’s Main Evented RAW.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

That beard has hit some serious ridiculous levels.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 7, 2012

I dont know about you guys, but Daniel Bryan makes me want to save up money to buy front row seats. YESNOYESNOYESNOYES. #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 7, 2012

WOW! Most people would say Daniel Bryan used R2 to counter, but Daniel Bryan doesn’t play videogames. He learned that by watching tape.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

*John Cena goes for the STF*Daniel Bryan: C’mon, man…*Kicks Cena off* C’mon, man. Submission #12? You really think I can’t counter that?
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

It’s Kinda Amazing that Daniel Bryan is Putting All the Character Work In and john Cena’s Doing the Wrestling.
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Bryan is such a great old school villain, shaking his head no and giving all the kids in the audience the reason to chant “yes” #WWE #Raw
— DonnyBrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) August 7, 2012

Daniel, You Can Counter This! Use Your Beard! USE YOUR BEARD!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

LOOK AT THAT! Daniel Bryan knows how to counter Submission #12 !
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

That Was The Extra Special Attitude Adjustment! He Put A Little Twist into That One!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Winner: John Cena

I may not be the biggest fan of Cena but when he just dead lifts people like that I always get impressed.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 7, 2012

Post-Match, CM Punk comes out and has a staredown with John Cena until Big Show comes out. Cena pushes CM Punk out of the way and attacks Big Show.

Here comes Big Show to ruin it. AGAIN #BigShowRuinsThings
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

This is Why You’re Going to Lose, John Cena. You Shove Punk Aside Like He’s Alex Riley. Well, He’s No Alex Riley. You Better Learn That!
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Cena goes for the AA but CM Punk kicks him in the head.

CM Punk’s a great guy! Saving John Cena’s back and legs instead of hitting Big Show with the AA.
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

When isJohn Cena going to learn that doing the AA while CM Punk is in the ring is a bad idea? #wwe #Raw
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 7, 2012

CM Punk taunts Jerry Lawler and says the show is ending like it did every week with the WWE Champion on top. Big Show ends up knocking out John Cena and CM Punk.

You Hear the No Cheers for You Big Show?
— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 7, 2012

Wow CM Punk cuts an awesome promo only for it to be ruined by letting the Big Show end the show on top. Ugh. #wwe #Raw #FalsePipeBomb
— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 7, 2012

really? Big Show on top? Who wants this? No one wants this.
— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 7, 2012

We really don’t! (Image courtesy of WWE.com)

RAW ends with Big Show standing tall. And the ratings plummet…. #BigShowRuinsThings
— Langdon Alger (@KeepItFiveStar) August 7, 2012

So That Happened…but during RAW: THIS HAPPENED!

The camels back just BROKE ! I had enought of this
— JTG (@Jtg1284) August 7, 2012

As a pro athlete,Im tired of me and my lockerroom brothers being taken advantage of . Fans have no idea what we go through.#itsanillusion
— JTG (@Jtg1284) August 7, 2012

Yea I said it
— JTG (@Jtg1284) August 7, 2012

Nobody wants to speak up, everybodys afraid of losing their job or getting taken off TV
— JTG (@Jtg1284) August 7, 2012

So far the latest on JTG is he’s….

Image courtesy of a-dormouse