I Have ‘Til 5: Five Nerdy Things AJ Lee should do as RAW General Manager

 In I Have ’til 5, 3MB will Pick a Topic and Discuss the 5 Finer Points of it

The WWE has had its fair share of unique Divas: Ms. Elizabeth is the First Lady of the WWE, Sunny is the Most Downloaded Diva of the WWE (on AOL), and Beth Phoenix is the Glamazon of the WWE, just to name a few. But AJ Lee is the WWE’s first Geek Goddess

Now our Geek Goddess has become the General Manager of Monday Night RAW.  Couple that with her status as the Most Influential Female Athlete on Twitter, AJ wields great power. Fortunately, she knows that this power comes with great responsibility. And as GM, she has the power to make Monday Night Raw reflect some of her personality. We at 3MB came up with some ideas that could be implemented to make RAW is AJ.

01. Specials:

  • 8-Bit RAW: Superstars come out to 8-bit versions of their themes
  • “The 90’s are RAW” sponsored by Milton Bradley Karate Fighters and Crossfire.
  • World of Wrestling Entertainment: A LAN Party with Superstars playing World of Warcraft.
  • RAW is Board: Boardgame Night featuring Operation, Scattergories & The Game of Life.
  • Rule 63 RAW: The Men Have to Dress as the Diva’s and the Divas have to Dress as the Men.
  • PokeRAW: WWE Superstars participate in the Pokemon League Tournament.

02. Matches:

  • A Star Trek v. Star Wars Cosplay Battle Royal to Determine Which Franchise is Better.
  • Heath Slater should face Kane in a “Mortal Kombat” match (No Blood Code: This is PG.)
  • Matches Should be Contested Under LARPing (Live Action Role Playing) Rules.
  • Matches Should be Contested Under Tekken Tag Tournament Rules.
  • A “Cartridge on a Pole” Match where the Winner retrieves a WWF Wrestlemania: Steel Cage Challenge NES Cartridge to win a Nintendo Entertainment System.

03. RAW Draft:

  • King (Tekken)
  • Armor King (Tekken)
  • Mayor Mike Haggar (Final Fight)
  • Wolf Hawkfield (Virtua Fighter),
  • The Popular Tag Team of Biff and Gunlock (Saturday Night Slammasters)
  • Starman! (Pro Wrestling)

04. Divas Matches

  • There Will Be Divas Matches. That Is All.
Image courtesy of WWE.com

05. Dream Matches*

  • Thor w/ his Hammer Mjolnir versus Triple H w/ Sledgehammer Malleus.
  • Ghost Rider and the Punisher versus The Undertaker and Kane.
  • The Juggernaut versus The Ryback.
  • The Amazon Wonder Woman versus The Glamazon Beth Phoenix.
  • Superman versus SuperCena.
  • Matt Classic versus Colt Cabana.
  • And the Main Event …

*Fictional Characters will be portrayed by Cosplayers or Independent Wrestlers

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