It’s Daylight Savings here in the United States so when you’re resetting your clocks, always remember…
To Spring Forward!
John Cena Speaks:
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After a loud CM Punk chant, John Cena thanks Chicago for the warm welcome. Cena reminds us about being injured by The Wyatt Family. The WWE Universe cheers. John Cena informs the WWE Universe that he won’t have a match tonight. The WWE Universe chants. John Cena says that he’s gonna take that as the WWE Universe telling him to “Get Well Soon.”
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John Cena says that even though he was hurt, he wanted to come out here to hear the energy and passion of the entire city. Cena says that The Allstate Arena holds a special place in his heart. Cena reminds us that he fought at Wrestlemania here, got beaten up by Brock Lesnar here, and fought a very special person here.
After another CM Punk chant, John Cena says that he has a lot of respect for Chicago because even though they boo him, he appreciates how Chicago always makes their voices heard and they’re always loud.
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John Cena says that he understands the WWE Universe wants change, but respect is earned and if you want to change, you have to go through him. Cena calls out the WWE Superstars, specifically Bray Wyatt, and says Wyatt’s attack doesn’t put him in the driver’s seat, because just like his debut in the Allstate Arena 12 years ago, Cena is still standing tall.
The Wyatt Family appears on the titantron. Luke Harper whistles, until Bray Wyatt starts talking about John Cena. Wyatt tells Cena that he reminds him of a championship horse that has been running for a long time. Wyatt says the people cheer for the horse, but one day, the horse starts to slow down and reality sets in and the horse is eventually put down.
Bray Wyatt asks Cena how long he thinks he can fend off the Wyatt Family, and that the Wyatt Family will put him down.
Backstage: Batista is walking towards the ring, until he bumps into Randy Orton. Orton wishes Batista the best of luck tonight against Daniel Bryan.
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Alexander Rusev Speaks:
Lana comes out speaking Bulgarian, and tells the WWE Universe to rise and show respect for Alexander Rusev.
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Alexander Rusev speaks Bulgarian.
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Match 09: Batista vs. Daniel Bryan
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Daniel Bryan starts to fight back.
The Authority comes down to the ring.
Batista throws Daniel Bryan into Randy Orton.
Daniel Bryan starts to fight back until Randy Orton interferes and attacks Daniel Bryan.
Winner: Daniel Bryan (Via DQ)
Randy Orton tries to RKO Batista, but Batista throws Orton right into Bryan’s Solid Knee Plus.
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Daniel Bryan fends off Batista, then kicks Kane into Triple H.
Daniel Bryan almost dives onto Triple H, but Batista spears him.
Triple H tries to tell Bryan that he’s tired of his fantasy crap, but Bryan kicks Triple H in the head.
Courtesy of WrasslorMonkeyBatista hits the Batista Bomb on Daniel Bryan.
Triple H hits Daniel Bryan with the Pedigree.
The Authority stands over Daniel Bryan as Stephanie McMahon mockingly chants “YES!”
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So That Happened:
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WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross is probably most known for his legendary ring announcing but he’s had many roles in professional wrestling: assistant, referee, promoter, booker, talent relations. But the one thing that Jim Ross has always been is a fan. With the start of “An Evening with Jim Ross,” JR is now sharing some of those tales from his life and some of the lessons he’s learned along the way. He kicked off this venture at the Gramercy Theatre in New York City with two shows! We were lucky enough to attend the later one.
In the 80’s and 90’s, food and drink were so important that there were spokesmen and mascots that would face off, concerned over what we ate. Breakfast was the ultimate battle royale: Top Shelf mascots like Tony the Tiger and Cap’n Crunch faced off against teams like Snap, Crackle and Pop aka 3RK or the duo of Cookie Crisp’s Cookie Crook and Officer Crumb. Then there were other competitors like the Toucan Sam and Dig ‘Em Frog, always in the mix. Dinner had the Jolly Green Giant and no one really dared to challenge him. But when it came to the in-between meals, the snacks, there are 2 icons that stand out: The Kool-Aid Man, representing Kool – Aid, took care of the drinks and Macho Man Randy Savage, representing Slim Jims, took care of the food.
Teeketch commemorated our fond memories of snack time with this week’s t-shirt design available on Graphic Labs. The sweetness of the Kool Aid mixed with the strength of the Macho Man to form the ultimate maniacs snack smackdown. And even though the design is charged enough to form stubble on glass, the shirts are comfortable enough to wear all day. It’s available for limited time so be sure to grab one and re-live the madness.
Brock Lesnar Returns:
Paul Heyman says he’s standing here as an advocate for the obvious Number One Contender, and the guy who should be main eventing Wrestlemania, Brock Lesnar. Heyman says despite this being a history making night, Brock Lesnar is not in a good mood this evening. is in a bad mood
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Paul Heyman says that Randy Orton vs. Batista should get their title match out of the way and the winner should fight Brock Lesnar for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania. Heyman tells the WWE Universe that when he shared this proposal with The Authotiy, Triple H took it to another level. The Authority allowed Brock Lesnar to make history by having an open-challenge at Wrestlemania. Brock can name any opponent he wants and fight that opponent at Wrestlemania. Heyman calls this a consolation prize.
Paul Heyman tells Brock Lesnar that The Authority makes sure that in the WWE, you can have anything you want except for the thing you want the most. Heyman says what Brock Lesnar wants the most is history to conquer. Heyman says Brock Lesnar wanted to be most dominant athlethe in college athletics, and he conquered it. Brock wanted to be the youngest WWE Champion in WWE History, and he conquered it. Brock wanted to transition from pro wrestling to UFC, and became the UFC Heavyweight Champion and he conquered it.
Paul Heyman says Brock Lesnar wants to make history again by conquering the WWE World Heavyweight Champion at the end of the Main Event of Wrestlemania, but the only reason that Lesnar can’t conquer that history is because The Authority won’t put that history in front obrock Lesnr to conquer. Heyman tells The Authority that they can try and play that game with other people, but they can’t play it with Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar wants to make history, so he refuses the Open-Challenge Contract.
Paul Heyman tells The Authority they can have Wrestlemania, but they won’t have it with Brock Lesnar because Lesnar doesn’t have to choose his opponent. Heyman demands The Authority give Brock Lesnar history to conquer, when suddenly…The Undertaker’s music hits!
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The Undertaker returns to RAW!
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The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar have a staredown as the WWE Universe chants for Undertaker.
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Brock Lesnar signs the contract.
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Brock Lesnar grabs The Undertaker’s robe.
The Undertaker stabs the pen in Brock Lesnar’s hand!
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The Undertaker chokeslams Brock Lesnar through a table!
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So That Happened:
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Three Man Booth 