Match 07: Dolph Ziggler vs. Fandango
Layla tries to distract Dolph Ziggler.
Layla gets “caught” in the ring apron, which distracts Fandango.
Dolph Ziggler hits the Zig Zag on Fandango.
Winner: Dolph Ziggler
Post-Match, Fandango tells Layla that he might have lost, but he knows he’s a winner, because no woman makes him feel like she makes him feel. Fandango says when she is in his arms, it’s like the world disappears and reappears. Fandango says Dolph may have won the match, but Layla has won something so much more: His heart. Fandango tells Layla that he loves her.
Fandango makes out with Layla.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan Speaks:
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After a “HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” from Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Duggan says it’s great to be back in the WWE Universe, especially after living in Legend’s House. Before Hacksaw can continue talking, he is interrupted by Lana.
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Lana tells Hacksaw Jim Duggan represents America, which was once a great nation, but just like England, it’s empire crumbles and it’s the laughing stock of the world.
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Lana mentions that China has passed America and has the biggest economy in the world. Lana says this is why Rusev is proud to represent Mother Russia and the Greatest Leader In The World, Vladimir Putin.
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Hacksaw Jim Duggan tells Lana that there’s something she thinks he needs to hear. Hacksaw chants USA, but Lana tells Hacksaw continues to prove America’s inferiority. Lana introduces The Super Athlethe, Rusev, who comes down to the ring to face Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
Lana gives Hacksaw Jim Duggan one chance to beg for mercy, but Hacksaw refuses. Hacksaw chants USA, but Rusev grabs Hacksaw’s 2×4 and breaks it in half.
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Lana tells Hacksaw Jim Duggan that this was his one chance, then tells Rusev to crush Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
Big E. comes out for the save.
Rusev makes quick work of Big E.
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Hacksaw Jim Duggan checks on Big E. then starts another USA Chant.
Match 08: Damien Sandow vs. Cody Rhodes
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Damien Sandow tells the WWE Universe for those who missed the RAW Pre-Show, he suggests you watch it. Sandow says for those who saw the pre-show, they know Sandow needs a “talking stick” to be heard. Sandow says a lot of people are afraid of what he may have to say and might not want to hear what he has to say.
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Damien Sandow says he can come out and tell everyone how he’s feeling. Before Sandow can finish, he is cut off by Cody Rhodes and Goldust’s theme music.
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Cody Rhodes eyerakes Damien Sandow, then hits him with the Disaster Kick.
Winner: Cody Rhodes
Bo Dallas Promo:
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Bray Wyatt Speaks:
Bray Wyatt tells John Cena that his actions don’t surprise him anymore because Cena is human and all humans are flawed. Wyatt says it’s their ignorance, greed, lust and power that prevents them from thriving in this paradise like they’re supposed to and they become paradise. Wyatt says John Cena is no different because his narcissism keeps leading him right to him, then asks when will this fairytale end.
Bray Wyatt reminds John Cena that last week he said he would never give up, even if it means he’ll be the Last Man Standing. Wyatt says he likes that and wants to put that theory to the test. Bray Wyatt challenges John Cena to a Last Man Standing Match at Payback, in his own unique way of course. Bray Wyatt asks Cena how far is he willing to go to take this devil down, then starts singing “He’s Got The Whole World.” Wyatt ends the promo by quickly saying, “Burn!”
Three Man Booth 