Highlight Reel: The Sad Story of a #RoyalRumble Entrant

The 29th Annual Royal Rumble is tonight, and although we didn’t recap the RAW’s leading up to it, here’s what you missed:

  • Chris Jericho returned (We think. It might just be a catchphrase spitting robot)
  • Francesca, Xavier Wood’s beloved trombone, was broken by Chris Jericho
  • Heath Slater, Curtis Axel, Adam Rose and Bo Dallas became “Social Outcasts”
  • Kalisto won the United States Title from Alberto Del Rio
  • Kalisto lost the United States Title to Alberto Del Rio
  • Kalisto will face Alberto Del Rio at the Royal Rumble for the U.S. Title
  • Becky Lynch and Charlotte hate each other now
  • Kevin Owens and Dean Ambrose still hate each other
  • Brock Lesnar is back and in the Royal Rumble
  • Roman Reigns has to defend his WWE World Heavyweight Title in the Royal Rumble
  • The McMahons REALLY hate Roman Reigns

But since this year’s Royal Rumble is for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, that means 29 other Superstars get a chance to become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Whether you’re One vs. All, A Beast, a Prizefighter or a Social Outcast, the possibilities are endless for this year’s Rumble and we think some Phenomenal impressions will be made tonight.

However, there is one person who should not be a surprise entry or in the Royal Rumble at all. And his name is Scotty Too Hotty.

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The Royal Rumble loves their surprises and everybody loves Scotty Too Hotty. But the Royal Rumble and Scotty Too Hotty do not mix. Especially if it involves The Undertaker.

(Video courtesy of WWE. Please watch the full show on the WWE Network)

Not convinced? That’s fine. Let’s see how Scotty Too Hotty did in 2002.

(Video courtesy of WWE. Please watch the full show on the WWE Network)

And if that didn’t convince you, Scotty Too Hotty was also jumped in 2005 Royal Rumble and never made it to the ring (This is pre-Curtis Axel, so his elimination counts).

Scotty Too Hotty. We love you. We love surprises. But just STAY AWAY from the Royal Rumble!

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