So That Happened: #RAW Recap (08/03/15)

Paul Heyman addresses The Undertaker:

Paul Heyman introduces himself, then speaks about The Undertaker attacking Brock Lesnar a couple weeks ago at Battleground . Paul Heyman says that’s not the same Undertaker from the past 25 years, that was an angry, vengeful, Undertaker who kicked his client in the groin. Heyman says when confronted with the fact that he can’t beat Brock Lesnar, The Undertaker goes from an angry dog to a submissive little bitch.

After showing the Battleground footage, Paul Heyman says The Undertaker will never Rest In Peace because he can’t live with himself, knowing that he can’t beat his client, the 1 in 22-1, Brock Lesnar.

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Brock Lesnar comes out to the ring.

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Brock Lesnar throws the steps into the ring then stands on them.

Paul Heyman says the last time they fought, The Undertaker collapsed, spent Wrestlemania in an ambulance, spent a week in the hospital and took a year in the hospital. Heyman reveals some WWE dirt, claiming The Undertaker begged Vince McMahon for a rematch at Wrestlemania. Heyman says Taker begs for nothing, but Vince McMahon turned down The Undertaker’s request. Heyman says that Vince declined, because even in his black heart, he knows what Brock Lesnar will do to the Undertaker.

Paul Heyman says at Battleground, The Undertaker forced WWE’s hand by picking a fight with Brock Lesnar and left WWE no option to make this fight for Summerslam. Heyman says the fight could’ve happened in a parking lot, a church or hell itself. Heyman says August 23rd, Summerslam 2015, it’s “The Match Too Big For Wrestlemania.”

Paul Heyman says it’s not the rematch of the week, month, year, decade, century or the millenium. Heyman says at Summerslam, Brock Lesnar will stamp the repeat in Eat, Sleep, Conquer, Repeat. Heyman tells The Undertaker he guarantees that Taker will be going to Suplex City.

Paul Heyman says last time The Undertaker needed an ambulance, hospital and a year to recover. Heyman says this time, The Undertaker will need Last Rites. Heyman starts speaking Latin.

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Paul Heyman vows that The Undertaker will be going to Suplex City at the hands of his beast, The Undertaker’s conqueror, Brock Lesnar.

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Match 06: Paige vs. Naomi

Team B.A.D. comes out next.

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Paige knees Naomi in the face.

Paige hits a Super Kick on Naomi.

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Paige locks the PTO on Naomi.

Winner: Paige

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Stardust Facebook Interview:

Stardust says “One More Time” the WWE Universe was chanting at the Man That Gravity Forgot, Neville. Stardust says Neville pandered, meandered and lost to the WWE Universe. Stardust says if Neville won’t be his hero, who will. Stardust does an Arrow impression.

Backstage: Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns are here to deliver a message. Ambrose says he’s here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but they’re all out of bubble gum. Roman Reigns says Wyatt may love to talk, but he lives to fight. Reigns says he and crazy are going to be breaking heads all night long.

Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns are interrupted by Randy Orton.

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Randy Orton tells Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns that whatever they want to do tonight is fine, just leave #ScumbagSheamus to him. Orton walks off as Ambrose tells Reigns that Orton finally has a good attitude.

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