So That Happened: #RAW Recap (06/22/15)

John Cena Returns:

John Cena calls the U.S Title a symbol of excellence and opportunity, but saying that opportunity can end him.

John Cena says Kevin Owens is out for opportunity to take Cena out by any means necessary. Cena reminds the WWE Universe of Kevin Owens beating him at Money In The Bank, attacking him at Money In The Bank and assaulting a 95lb MGK.

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John Cena says Kevin Owens’ next opportunity is to take the United States Championship from him. Cena calls Owens a great wrestler, but a garbage human being. Cena says Owens knows how much the United States Championship means to him and knows how embarrassing it would be for Cena to hand it over to someone he considers a dirtbag.

John Cena says if he accepts Kevin Owen’s challenge, but there is a chance he might not win. Cena asks the WWE Universe what he should do. Cena brings up the idea of saying “No” but says if he refuses, everything Owens has ever said is true and that Cena is a slimy product of Corporate America. Cena says he will do what a champion does and fight, even if he is walking into a fight he can’t win.

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John Cena tells the WWE Universe that the United States Championship will not be protected by politics. Cena says “If You Want Some” come get some. Cena is interrupted by Kevin Owens.

Kevin Owens says that he should be upset what John Cena said to him but he doesn’t because he doesn’t care what other people think of him. Owens says he has been called out of shape, a slob and a dirtbag. Owens reminds Cena that the out of shape, slob dirtbag beat Cena at Elimination Chamber and left him laying in the middle of the ring at Money In The Bank.

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Kevin Owens tells John Cena that the difference between them is Cena cares about what the WWE Universe thinks about him. Owens says he cares about taking titles. Owens reminds Cena that he took the NXT Championship, then says since he saw how much the United States Title means to Cena, he wants it. Owens agrees that it’s a symbol of excellence, but now he wants to make it a symbol of his excellence.

Kevin Owens says John Cena didn’t actually say yes, so he will give Cena what he wants: The approval of all the people. Owens starts to speak French.

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John Cena calls Kevin Owens a disrespectful suckbag, then says it in French, and Chinese.

John Cena tells Kevin Owens that he will say this in English.

John Cena ends the promo with “The Champ Is Here.”

Backstage: The Authority is talking about Kevin Owens until Seth Rollins interrupts. Rollins talks to The Authority about Kane and J & J. Triple H says Rollins never needed them, but Rollins tries to say The Authority is a family. Rollins says he feels he damaged that relationship and wants the family to be back together. Stephanie McMahon suggests Seth Rollins consider an apology. Rollins thinks The Authority apologizing to him would help, but Triple H tells him to cut the crap. Triple H tells Rollins that they invested a lot in him and they believe Rollins can beat Brock Lesnar.

Triple H tells Rollins that he’s scared of Lesnar because he’s smart, and if he wasn’t, he’d be an idiot. Triple H says a smart man, no matter how confident he is always has a Plan B. Triple H tells Seth Rollins to be a smart man, apologize and say the three words that makes this whole thing go away: “I Am Sorry.” Stephanie tells Rollins to be the bigger man.

Seth Rollins worries about Brock Lesnar showing up. Stephanie McMahon says if he wants the band back together, he knows what he has to do. Triple H asks Rollins how bad he wants this “family” then pats the World Heavyweight Championship.

Match 06: The Bella Twins vs. Naomi and Tamina

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The Bella Twins come out with Alicia Fox.

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After hitting Brie Bella with the Rear View, Naomi accidentally hits Tamina with the Rear View.

Nikki Bella hits the Rack Attack on Naomi.

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Winners: The Bella Twins

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Roman Reigns Terminator Commercial:

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Match 07: Ryback vs. Mark Henry

Big Show is on commentary:

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Ryback ends up hitting a flying splash on Mark Henry,

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Winner: Ryback

Post-Match, Big Show screams at Mark Henry then storms off.

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Backstage: Ryback makes a joke about being called “Flyback” then reminds the WWE Universe that he can lose the IC Championship at Battleground. without being pinned or submitted.

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Ryback talks about how important the Intercontinental Championship is to him. Ryback tells a story of his parents not speaking in over 15 years, but they recently came together to watch him defend the Intercontinental Title. Ryback says the title means the world to him, and he will fight to defend the Intercontinental Championship.

Ryback says it doesn’t matter if it’s one guy, two guy or the entire world, the Big Guy is here to stay. Ryback chants “Feed Me More” with the WWE Universe until Big Show walks up.

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Big Show calls Ryback an itty bitty Ryback boy in a Giant’s world.

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Ryback laughs off Big Show’s insult then calls him all talk and no action. Big Show and Ryback start brawling backstage.

Ryback throws Big Show into steel pipes. Big Show is defeated.

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Match 08: Dolph Ziggler vs. Adam Rose

Adam Rose says that the WWE Universe just doesn’t get what real art, passion and true love is. Adam Rose says he and Rosa Mendes get it. Adam Rose and Rosa Mendes say they love each other.

Adam Rose says once he unveils his masterpiece to the world, maybe the WWE Universe might finally get it. Adam Rose tells Dolph Ziggler and Rosa Mendes to not be jelly of them, and to take a look at what true love looks like. Adam Rose and Rosa Mendes make out.

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Rusev is seen watching the match backstage.

Adam Rose hits a spinebuster on Dolph Ziggler.

Dolph Ziggler catches Adam Rose with a Superkick.

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Winner: Dolph Ziggler

Post-Match, Lana undoes her bun.

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Dolph Ziggler and Lana make out.

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Rusev throws a tantrum until he falls down.

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Summer Rae ends up picking up Rusev’s crutch and handing it to him, saying Lana is not worth it.

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Backstage: Jamie Noble complains to Triple H and Stephanie McMahon about Seth Rollins’ insulting them. Noble says they’re more like Yoda from Star Wars. Stephanie reminds The Authority that they’ve all made an investment in Seth Rollins and he is the future of WWE. Triple H tells “Yoda” that he can’t appreciate the pressure of becoming WWE World Heavyweight Champion, with everyone gunning for you. Triple H says Kane knows what it’s like, and that that schedule can drive anyone crazy.

Stephanie McMahon says Seth Rollins is asking for J & J Security and Kane’s support. All Stephanie wants is for them to hear Rollins out. J & J and Kane leave as Triple H mocks Jamie Noble’s Yoda comment.

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