So That Happened: #RAW Recap (05/25/15)

Match 02: Rusev vs. R-Truth

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Winner: Rusev

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Post-Match, Rusev screams to Lana, saying they need to talk. Rusev asks Lana to please come down to the ring. Rusev says he is not leaving the ring until she comes down to the ring. Rusev pleads with Lana to come to the ring as RAW cuts to commercial.

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Rusev tells Lana (Who still hasn’t come out) that they need to talk and that she owes him this. Rusev says after all the accomplishments they had for Bulgaria and Mother Russia, she needs to come down to the ring.

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Rusev starts speaking in Bulgarian until Lana comes down to the ring.

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Lana tells Rusev that he asked her to come, so she came. Lana says she’s waiting.

Rusev tells Lana that he know she cares about him. Rusev says despite Lana costing him the match at Wrestlemania, mishearing Rusev say “I Quit” and kissing a blonde, disgusting American like Dolph Ziggler, twice, Rusev knows why Lana is doing this. Rusev believes it’s because Lana is a woman and that she is doing this for him to pay attention.

Lana tells Rusev everything she’s done, she’s done for him. Rusev tells Lana that he knows she cares about them and us. Rusev says she knows Lana wants to crush America and the American Spirit just like he does. Rusev tells Lana that they can still make these dreams happen. After a loud USA Chant, Rusev tells the WWE Universe that now is not the time for USA.

Rusev tells Lana that all she has to do is take his hand an all will be forgotten. Rusev tells Lana that they can conquer their dreams together and make America fall down to his knees in front of Rusev and his Ravishing Lana. Rusev tells Lana not to waste this over a misunderstanding. Rusev extends his hand again.

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After a loud “NO” chant from the WWE Universe, Lana reluctantly takes Rusev’s hand.

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Rusev tells Lana that all he needs her to say three little, magical words. “I…Was Wrong.”

Lana walks off, but Rusev tells her all she had to do is admit this is her fault and everything will be back to normal. Lana tells Rusev that she was not wrong and that Rusev said he quit. After a “You Quit” chant, Rusev screams at Lana, calling her a liar. Rusev says he tried to be nice but now Lana needs to know her place. Rusev screams that he owns Lana and that she is his. Rusev orders Lana to get back into the ring.

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Lana gets back in the ring and tells Rusev, that he’s a liar and a quitter. Lana tells Rusev that he’s so cowardly that he can’t take responsibility for his actions. Lana says Rusev doesn’t own him and that she doesn’t belong to anyone. Lana tells Rusev is not hers and is no longer Rusev’s victim. Lana tells Rusev she will no longer listen to his caveman, brutish, thickheaded, moronic mouth again.

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Lana storms off as Rusev screams for Lana in Bulgarian. Dolph Ziggler’s music plays and he meets Lana at the ramp. Dolph Ziggler and Lana kiss again, further angering Rusev.

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Backstage: Triple H and Seth Rollins walk into Dean Ambrose’s locker room. Ambrose mocks The Authority, asking if they’re still doing this the “fun” way. but Triple H informs Dean Ambrose that nothing fun is about to happen to him. The injured cameraman walks up with Police. Triple H asks the cameraman if he wants to press charges. The cameraman tries to say he felt attacked from behind, but Rollins screams at him.

Dean Ambrose gets arrested by the NYPD. While being arrested, Ambrose comments that he knows the Miranda Rights and that they are doing this the “fun” way.

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Backstage: Dean Ambrose tries to defend himself as he gets put in a NYPD Car. Seth Rollins and The Authority taunt Dean Ambrose as he gets hauled away. Rollins screams Ambrose should be put in a zoo.

Match 03: King Barrett vs. Ryback

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King Barrett goes for the Bullhammer, but Ryback falls to the ground. Barrett mocks Ryback further, slapping him around.

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Ryback catches King Barrett with a Spinebuster.

Ryback drops King Barrett with the Shell Shock.

Winner: Ryback

Post-Match, Ryback stares at the Intercontinental Championship.

Backstage: Triple H tells Stephanie McMahon that Dean Ambrose is at Central Booking right now, so even if he gets bailed out, there’s no way he’s going to be able to get that contract signed tonight. Stephanie McMahon says Rollins won’t have an opponent for Elimination Chamber. Triple H thinks Rollins deserves a night off. The Authority is interrupted by the Cast Of Entourage.

Stephanie McMahon tells The Cast Of Entourage that The Authority is thrilled to have them here. Kevin Connolly talks about it being a privilege to be here. Kevin Dillon tells The Authority that Jeremy Piven would’ve been here but he’s busy preparing for Summefest.

Jerry Ferrara and Stephanie McMahon talk Dean Ambrose and Stephanie apologizes for Dean Ambrose’s actions. Stephanie McMahon says she and Triple H are huge fans of the show. Adrian Grenier says he hopes the fans enjoy the movie as much as they enjoyed making it. Kevin Connolly calls Entourage the Wrestlemania of movies. They all go through the list of stars in the movie, then Jerry Ferrara mentions getting his butt kicked by Ronda Rousey. Jerry tries to talk to Stephanie McMahon about Ronda Rousey, making light of the incident, but The Entourage guys cut him off. Stephanie McMahon lets them know that their room is a couple doors down on the right.

Match 04: Stardust vs. Neville

Stardust gets face to face with Stephen Amell, star of Arrow on the CW.

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Neville comes out next.

Bo Dallas comes down to ringside to watch the match.

Neville hits the Red Arrow on Stardust.

Winner: Neville

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Post-Match, Bo Dallas tells Neville that he can pick himself back up and all he has to do is Bolieve. Bo Dallas dropkicks Neville in the knee.

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Bo Dallas does a victory lap around the ring.

Backstage: The Cast Of Entourage scolds Jerry Ferrara, saying he can’t say anything he wants since the WWE Superstars are beasts. They see some beauties and run into Alicia Fox, Summer Rae, Layla and Emma. The cast of Entourage flirt with the Divas.

Kevin Connolly tells Zack Ryder that he has to do it since they’re on Long Island and this is the last time they’ll be in Nassau Coliseum. Adrian Grenier tells Connolly that they’re gonna talk to the Divas. Long Island Guy almost leaves Zack Ryder, but Ryder says “Are You Serious, Bro?” The Cast Of Entourage helps Zack Ryder out with this idea.

Match 05: Dolph Ziggler vs. #ScumbagSheamus

#ScumbagSheamus drops Dolph Ziggler with a tilt-a-whirl suplex on the ouside.

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Lana comes out to watch Dolph Ziggler.

Rusev storms down to the ring.

Dolph Ziggler drops Rusev with a Superkick. #ScumbagSheamus catches Dolph Ziggler with a Brogue Kick.

Winner: #ScumbagSheamus

Post-Match, Rusev attacks Dolph Ziggler and locks him in the Accolade, taunting Lana the whole time.

Rusev walks up the ramp as Lana checks on Dolph Ziggler. Rusev screams, “Kiss him now!” towards Lana.

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