nWo reunion:
https://twitter.com/MissDaniBaby/status/557372209866743808
Scott Hall asks the WWE Universe to take a survey. Hall asks how many people are here for the RAW Reunion (Booooo!) Hall asks how many people are here for the RAW Reunion with the nWo (Yayyyy!)
https://twitter.com/prettyheartless/status/557372611647524866
Kevin Nash says the nWo single-handedly created the Monday Night Wars, which you can see on the WWE Network for 9 dollars and 99 cents. Nash says their invasion caused WWE to step up their game to create Stone Cold Steve Austin, D-Generation X and the entire Attitude Era. Nash says the nWo is probably responsible for everything great that has ever been created.
https://twitter.com/MissDaniBaby/status/557372521126060032
X-Pac starts to talk, but gets interrupted by The Ascension.
https://twitter.com/brokahontas/status/557372787246243840
https://twitter.com/KeepItFiveStar/status/557372882536652801
Konnor welcomes the nWo to RAW Reunion and mocks them. Konnor says all The Ascension sees is 3 old dogs begging to be put out of their misery. Konnor says The Ascension are the two to do it.
https://twitter.com/karaadora/status/557373024555786240
After loud “You Suck” chants, Konnor says The Ascension was born and bred to rip and shred. Viktor claims no tag team is better than The Ascension, especially not a tag team from WCW. Konnor tells The Ascension to “Welcome To The Wasteland” but the WWE Universe starts chanting nWo. Scott Hall throws a toothpick at Konnor
The Ascension almost fights the nWo, but JBL interrupts.
JBL stands up and trashes The Ascension for calling out the legends. JBL says he had a feeling that might have happened, so he made a little phone call.
https://twitter.com/brokahontas/status/557373419105554433
The APA theme plays and out comes Ron Simmons.
https://twitter.com/brokahontas/status/557373536294412288
https://twitter.com/MissDaniBaby/status/557373658201849857
The New Age Outlaws come out next.
https://twitter.com/MissDaniBaby/status/557373849881571328
https://twitter.com/PrettySlamma/status/557373858320490496
https://twitter.com/brokahontas/status/557373876477644803
https://twitter.com/MuppHits/status/557374049509470209
Road Dogg says there ain’t a party like an old school party because an old school party don’t stop. Road Dogg says so far, the party has thoroughbreds and race horses. Road Dogg asks who invited the jackasses, then they attack The Ascension. JBL hits the Clothesline From Hell on Viktor.
https://twitter.com/karaadora/status/557374476573491200
As everyone celebrates, X-Pac takes off his nWo hoodie and reveals a DX shirt.
Triple H and Stephanie McMahon make the announcement for John Cena’s opponent with a drumroll. Using an actual drummer, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon announce John Cena vs. Seth Rollins.
The drummer stops and Triple H and Stephanie McMahon chastise him for stopping him. Triple H announces John Cena vs. Seth Rollins and Kane. The drummer stops and gets yelled at again.
Triple H and Stephanie McMahon announce John Cena vs. Seth Rollins, Kane and Big Show. The drummer keeps drumming as Triple H and Stephanie McMahon tell him to stop.
Triple H and Stephanie McMahon fire the drummer, saying he will never work in this town again.
https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/557375878943215617
Stephanie McMahon says she and Triple H will be there at ringside to hire the systematic self destruction of John Cena. A Bugle Boy starts playing Taps. The Authority walks away.
Match 04: Paige and Natalya vs. Summer Rare and Alicia Fox
https://twitter.com/PrettySlamma/status/557376016713539585
The Bella Twins are on commentary:
https://twitter.com/PrettySlamma/status/557376092978552834
Paige hits Alicia Fox with a Superkick.
Paige does the Scorpion Crosslock to Alicia Fox.
Winners: Paige and Natalya
Post-Match, The Bella Twins stare down Paige and Natalya.
Match 05: Rusev vs. R-Truth
R-Truth comes out doing his “What’s Up” rap. Rusev is not impressed.
https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/557378404899901440
R-Truth tells Rusev that every flag waving, apple pie eating, red blooded American is coming for Rusev.
R-Truth ends his buffoonery with “Whomp There It Is.”
https://twitter.com/MissDaniBaby/status/557378809151094784
Apparently, it’s R-Truth’s birthday today.
Winner: Rusev
https://twitter.com/the1liketravis/status/557379231621996545
https://twitter.com/YourBoyDrew/status/557379144909340672
Backstage: Seth Rollins is bragging to J & J Security about how he showed the entire WWE Universe what a failure John Cena is. Rollins gets interrupted by Brock Lesnar. Lesnar says he’s not going to hurt Rollins tonight and that he’s a prize fighter. Lesnar wants Rollins to do him a favor to take out John Cena tonight, because Sunday he will take Rollins out.
Match 06: Jey Uso vs. The Miz
https://twitter.com/PreciousRican/status/557380755681452035
The Miz talks about winning the Tag Team Titles at the Royal Rumble, then going on to win the Royal Rumble. As Mizdow mimics The Miz, he stops when Miz says he will have two chances to win because of his stunt double. Mizdow shoots him a look, then continues mimicking.
https://twitter.com/MisfitMagnolia/status/557380822693847040
Jey Uso knocks The Miz into the ringpost, then hits him with a Superkick. Jey Uso hits the Uso Splash on The Miz.
Winner: Jey Uso
Three Man Booth 