So That Happened: #RAW AKA #RAWReunion Recap (01/19/15)

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RAW begins with a Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Tribute.

Michael Cole hypes the RAW Reunion

Paul Heyman comes out with Brock Lesnar.

Paul Heyman tries to introduce himself, but Brock Lesnar snatches the mic. Lesnar says he’s here to fight and demands Seth Rollins bring his ass out here.

Brock Lesnar says when he comes to RAW, it’s business time (baby) and Seth Rollins has 10 seconds to get his weasely ass out here.

Triple H comes out instead and tries to calm Brock Lesnar down, saying Seth Rollins embarrassed Lesnar last week. Triple H thinks Brock Lesnar would’ve done the same thing and reminds Lesnar he German Suplexed him first. Triple H thinks it’s understandable what Rollins did, but wants all of this put behind him.

Heyman agrees, but Lesnar asks Triple H if he’s here to fix this or fight. Brock Lesnar gets ready to fight Triple H as Paul Heyman tries to calm him down.

Stephanie McMahon’s music plays and she comes down to the ring with Big Show and Kane.

Stephanie McMahon tells Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman to be businessmen and that this is not what they want to be doing right now. Heyman yells at Stephanie that he’s trying to help them. Lesnar gets ready to fight as Paul Heyman tries to calm him down.

Seth Rollins gets on the titantron calling out Brock Lesnar’s name, several times.

Seth Rollins mocks Brock Lesnar, calling him a caveman, saying Lesnar will get a shot at him, right before he takes the WWE World Heavyweight Title away from him at the Royal Rumble.

Paul Heyman tells Seth Rollins that this is between the adults. Heyman implores the Authority to fix this before Brock Lesnar does, because there will be a bunch of bodies on laying on the floor and a depleted roster, which is worse for business.

Paul Heyman starts to say a spoiler, saying Brock Lesnar will still be champion at the Royal Rumble, but he gets cut off by John Cena.

John Cena tells Brock Lesnar at the Royal Rumble, they will settle this. Cena turns his attention to The Authority, reminding the WWE Universe of the time he rejected The Authority. Cena talks about how much The Authority tries to force him to quit and break his spirits. Cena tells The Authority that he wanted to come out here and tell them to keep it up, because everything they do makes him stronger and makes him Never Give Up.

John Cena vows to beat Seth Rollins and Brock Lesnar, and stand tall at the Royal Rumble, saying “The Champ is Here.”

John Cena calls out The Authority on using him to fire Dolph Ziggler, Ryback and Erick Rowan, then says The Authority are like two big ashes. Cena continues his ash insults, calling them “Ashholes.”

Stephanie McMahon mocks John Cena, saying that he used to be the guy who rose above and would fight for the entire Cenation, but he’s not that guy anymore. Stephanie reminds Cena that he is the guy who brought back The Authority, and that he is single handedly responsible for that and the firings of Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan and Ryback.

Stephanie McMahon tells John Cena that nobody wants him to win.

Seth Rollins calls John Cena a loser, saying nobody wants to see a loser win.

Seth Rollins wants John Cena to tuck his tail between his legs and leave, but he has a hard time getting those words out.

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John Cena mocks Seth Rollins’ slipup, then vows to win at the WWE World Heavyweight Title at the Royal Rumble. Cena makes a proposition that if he wins the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, The Authority has to give Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan and Ryback their jobs back.

Triple H reminds John Cena that the last time he did that, he failed. Triple H proposes a challenge to John Cena. Cena has a match tonight, but if he loses, not only do the three stay fired, but he’s also out of the Royal Rumble.

John Cena gets ready to accept it, but Triple H says he will leave it up to the WWE Universe and the WWE App, to see how much they really like John Cena.

Match 01: Daniel Bryan vs. Bray Wyatt

Daniel Bryan dives on Bray Wyatt.

Kane interrupts the match.

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Bray Wyatt knocks Daniel Bryan out with a clothesline.

Daniel Bryan starts to fight back.

Daniel Bryan hits Bray Wyatt with a Top Rope Hurricanrana.

While is the referee is distracted, Kane attacks Daniel Bryan.

Bray Wyatt hits the Sister Abigail on Daniel Bryan.

Winner: Bray Wyatt

Post-Match, Kane hits Daniel Bryan with a Chokeslam, then pummels him.

Backstage: Triple H is on the phone until he’s interrupted by Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. The three of them hug, then Scott Hall compliments Triple H on his suit. Hall asks if Triple H is still running the Authority gimmick. Triple H says it’s not a bad gig. Nash wants Hunter to drop the suit and hang out with them tonight.

Shawn Michaels interrupts Triple H and the nWo.

Shawn Michaels jokes that Triple H should be on the Legends Panel so he can get the Legends drink. HBK makes fun of Triple H further, asking if he’s Vince Jr. HBK tells Triple H to bring Cena’s friends back and give them a hard time when they’re here.

Triple H makes fun of HBK’s Remington shirt, then jokes that he doesn’t come to HBK’s job to tell him how to kill defenseless animals. Kevin Nash asks about X-Pac, saying there’s no Kliq reunion without X-Pac. “X-Pac” shows up.

The real X-Pac shows up, show up

Damien Mizdow keeps imitating X-Pac. X-Pac thinks Mizdow is funny and hires him.

The Miz interrupts and tells The Kliq that Mizdow is his stunt double. Miz sends Mizdow away, then tries to get a Too Sweet from The Kliq.

He fails.

Kevin Nash questions what kind of show Triple H is running. Triple H says he’s so ashamed.

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