The Cutting Edge Peep Show:

Edge and Christian pretend to smell something, then says the show Totally Reeks Of Awesomeness.

After welcoming the WWE Universe to the Cutting Edge Peep Show, Edge and Christian run down some of Seth Rollins nicknames, adding “General Zod 2000” and “The Walking Pile Of Suck” to them. Edge introduces Seth Rollins.

Christian mocks Seth Rollins and “The Geek Squad.” Rollins says that’s not very nice, then says it’s an honor to be on The Cutting Edge Peep Show. Rollins tells Edge and Christian that they pioneered a generation and called them heroes of his. Edge appreciates it, but doesn’t believe him. Neither does Christian, who calls him lame.

Seth Rollins tells Edge and Christian that they’re way too cynical. Rollins says it’s the holidays and a time for reflection and introspection. Rollins goes through his year of destroying The Sheild, winning Money In The Bank, and being worldly recognized as the Future Of The WWE. Rollins asks Edge and Christian who had a better year than him. Edge and Christian say John Cena, Dolph Ziggler, Sting, Daniel Bryan and The Reverend Slick all had better years than Seth Rollins.

Seth Rollins says he didn’t come out here to reflect on his accomplishment. Rollins says he’s had a difficult month and had been a party pooper for the past month. Rollins doesn’t want to be that guy anymore and that in 2015, Party Pooper Seth Rollins is gone. Rollins says he can’t do that until he starts the party. Rollins brings out Big Show.

Seth Rollins asks for one other guy to come out, a man who has helped him see the error in his ways, John Cena. After John Cena doesn’t come out, Rollins asks him to come out again.

Edge and Christian mock Seth Rollins for not having charisma. Rollins says he doesn’t need to be them because he’s better than him. Edge says Rollins couldn’t be better than Edge even if he had a life sex celebration with “The Big Goiter.”

Seth Rollins admits that he didn’t want to bring out John Cena to propose a toast to 2015. Rollins wanted Cena out here because he wants something from him. Rollins demands John Cena come out to the ring. After John Cena doesn’t come out, Seth Rollins hits Christian with the briefcase.

Edge shoves Seth Rollins, but is surrounded by Seth Rollins, Big Show and J & J Security. Big Show grabs Edge by the neck, then brings him down.

Seth Rollins steps on Edge’s neck and demands John Cena come down to the ring. Rollins threatens to paralyze Edge if he doesn’t come to the ring.

John Cena runs down to the ring, but Seth Rollins stops him. Seth Rollins says Cena knows what he wants and if Cena doesn’t give it to him, he will break his neck. John Cena starts to get ready to fight, but Rollins warns him not to take the chance.

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John Cena almost runs to the ring and attacks, but Rollins tells him to take a step back. Seth Rollins reminds Cena that Edge is a husband and a Father, and tells Cena if he ever wants Edge to play with his child, he’s going to give him what he wants. Rollins dares Cena to test the waters, then mocks John Cena’s Make-A-Wish saying that he wishes Cena would save him right now. Seth Rollns asks John Cena if he’s a phony or the real deal.

Seth Rollins tells John Cena to bring The Authority back, or else he will paralyze Edge. Cena tries to get closer, but Rollins screams at him to take another step. Rollins screams at Cena for making his life a living hell and vows to break Edge’s neck again.

John Cena agrees to bring The Authority back. Seth Rollins wants John Cena to say it again, and makes Jamie Noble get a mic for John Cena. Cena reluctantly says he’s going to bring back The Authority. Rollins wants Cena to say it one more time and Cena yells that he’s bringing back The Authority.

Seth Rollins celebrates that The Authority is back. Seth Rollins tells John Cena that he should’ve known better, because he’s going to break Edge’s neck anyway.

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Seth Rollins goes for the Curb Stomp but John Cena attacks Seth Rollins. John Cena tries to fend off Seth Rollins, JJ & Security and Big Show, but gets taken out. Seth Rollins hits a Curb Stomp on John Cena.

Seth Rollins leaves with Big Show and J & J Security. Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman come out from the back. Paul Heyman and Seth Rollins shake hands.

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Seth Rollins continues to celebrate until The Authority’s theme plays. Then, he celebrates more.

Triple H and Stephanie McMahon return.

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So That Happened:

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