Team Authority vs. Team Cena Contract Signing:

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Triple H hypes Team Authority vs. Team Cena at Survivor Series on the WWE Network, saying The Authority will stand tall. Triple H says when it comes to the WWE, then stammers a little bit.

Triple H tells the WWE Universe that they love the WWE, and that John Cena loves the WWE, but the truth is they have no idea what it’s like for The Authority. Triple H says every fiber of who he is as a person, for his family is WWE. Triple H brings up the McMahon Family Legacy, and says this is the air they breathe. Triple H looks at Stephanie McMahon and says quietly, they can’t lose. Stephanie McMahon says they won’t lose. Triple H agrees with her, then screams at Team Authority that they won’t lose.

Triple H tells Team Cena that this is their last chance to back out of Survivor Series because after Sunday, if they don’t back out, they will wish that they had. Stephanie McMahon says there’s no shame in backing out and sometimes there’s no shame in backing down. Stephanie McMahon says Mr. McMahon challenged them to become better leaders and it inspired them to make the most dominant Survivor Series team in history.. Stephanie McMahon says this is Survival Of The Fittest and Team Authority has been dominating Team Cena, all night long.

The Authority brings out Team Cena

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Triple H mocks John Cena, saying he “can’t see” the rest of his team. Cena tells Triple H he’s got jokes, but the jokes are gonna stop this Sunday, because Survivor Series is the most important day of their lives. Cena says the WWE Universe will see The Authority lose and The Authority will be out of power. Stephanie responds with what army. Stephanie McMahon says #ScumbagSheamus has already been taken to the hospital, and everyone else values their career. Stephanie says Cena is too myopic to see the big picture and needs to wake up.

John Cena tells Stephanie McMahon not to get used to telling anybody anything because this Sunday, Team Authority will lose. Cena mentions Team Authority using underhanded tricks to take out Team Cena, but he says this Sunday, this team will lose. Cena says The Authority comes out here and puts them to sleep. Cena calls The Authority out for claiming they’re “Best For Business” but they only do things for themselves.

John Cena says at Survivor Series, he will find 4 people to go to war with The Authority at Survivor Series. Cena mentions he will pick 4 people out of the crowd if he has to, then goes to the crowd and picks out a Male Nun, a Captain and two children.

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John Cena says regardless of what team he ends up with at Survivor Series, the difference between his team and Team Authority is that Team Cena has passion for the WWE, while Team Authority is a bunch of suck ups and sellouts.

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John Cena decides to give a preview of Team Authority vs. Team Cena, then starts making fun of Team Authority, one by one, starting with Triple H and Stephanie McMahon being holier than down. Cena says Kane will be the first to lose, then calls Kane a “bootleg” Drew Carey. Harper’s going to swamp out and Stephanie McMahon will swamp in her pants. Cena says Rusev will lose next, and while Triple H needs Stephanie for support, she will be throwing up in the corner like a new guy.

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John Cena says after Stephanie McMahon throws up, she’ll be hungry. And he has no problem feeding her sexual chocolate.

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John Cena brings up Seth Rollins last, saying he has a fetish for latex, but he will be beaten. Cena circles back to The Authority, saying that once Team Authority loses, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon will spend the rest of their tenure in WWE cleaning toilets.

Stephanie McMahon slaps John Cena.

John Cena tells Stephanie McMahon to leave, because it’s go time. Cena moves the table and prepares to fight. Dolph Ziggler comes out.

Followed by Big Show.

Erick Rowan comes out next.

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Stephanie McMahon says that’s big surprise, but he’s still one man short. Stephanie McMahon says if Cena competes at Survivor Series, it’s career suicide. Stephanie gives Team Cena one more chance to reconsider.

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Cesaro comes out next

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Cesaro joins Team Authority.

https://twitter.com/over_as_hell/status/534559230796509184

Stephanie McMahon makes fun of Team Cena until Ryback comes out next.

https://twitter.com/briemode/status/534559285439905793

Team Cena and Team Authority brawl.

John Cena goes for the AA on Seth Rollins, but Triple H attacks him. Triple H tries to Pedigree John Cena, but Ryback stops him.

John Cena hits Triple H with an AA through the table.

Team Cena Celebrates.

So That Happened:

https://twitter.com/HaveTilFive/status/534559992461148160

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