So That Happened: #RAW Recap (08/26/14)

The Eulogy Of Dean Ambrose:

Euolgy. He isn't DEAD

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) August 26, 2014

Kane welcomes everyone to the Eulogy of Dean Ambrose.

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Kane tells the WWE Universe that tonight is not about mourning Ambrose. It’s about the future of WWE, Seth Rollins. Kane brings out Seth Rollins.

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Seth Rollins calls himself the leader of The Shield, and says the reason he handpicked Dean Ambrose to join The Shield was because Ambrose was a courageous fighter. Rollins says last week, he had to prove to Ambrose that The Authority always wins. Rollins looks at the footage of Dean Ambrose being taken out, blaming the WWE Universe for choosing the match that ended up being the demise of Dean Ambrose. Seth Rollins brags about crushing Dean Ambrose’s skull, wondering if Dean Ambrose realized he was outmatched physically and mentally.

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Note to Dean: The next time you "Die," make sure Roman Reigns does the Eulogy. #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2014

Seth Rollins says it’s no secret that the cinder blocks weren’t out there by accident. Rollins tells Ambrose that the headache Dean Ambrose will have for the rest of his life is no accident either.

It was cinderblocks, Seth. And then your foot. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) August 26, 2014

Seth, Dean Ambrose isn't going to have a headache for the rest of his life. He's dead, remember? You're giving the Eulogy RIGHT NOW! #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2014

Seth Rollins says Ambrose’s career will be summarized by two words “What If?” Seth Rollins asks What if Dean Ambrose knew his place, recognized Rollins’ superiority and walked away when he had the opportunity. Rollins tells the WWE Universe that the real tragedy is we will never know the answers to the What Ifs, because he believes that the WWE will never Dean Ambrose again.

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Seth Rollins says he’s the one who created The Shield. And he’s the one who destroyed it.

Wait! Is Ambrose in the Money in the Bank briefcase? He's very bendy.

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) August 26, 2014

Roman. Roman where are you. Roman? #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) August 26, 2014

Seth Rollins is interrupted by Roman Reigns.

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Finally!!!!!#Raw

— 💋 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂💋 (@Batman_Infinite) August 26, 2014

Alright! Now we're taking!

— Zak Kinsella (@ZakKinsella) August 26, 2014

Oh, look who showed up to Dean Ambrose's rescue a week late. It's ROMAN REIGNS! #RAW

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2014

Kane tries to attack Roman Reigns, but Roman Reigns gets the best of him.

Sure take off your coat Kane, you've only consistently failed to best Reigns. #RAW

— Tom (@TQSherwood) August 26, 2014

Roman DOES care!

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) August 26, 2014

Roman Reigns beats down Seth Rollins.

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HEY! A lot of preparation went into that flower arrangement!

— young simba (@extremeexile) August 26, 2014

Roman Reigns always looks like he's ready to play the most brutal game of Laser Tag you've ever seen. #RAW

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2014

Roman Reigns is about to spear Seth Rollins, but Kane saves him.

Do Corporate Kane and Demon Kane have Different Win/Loss Records? Or Separate Paychecks? #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2014

Backstage: Goldust tells Stardust that their destiny is calling out to them. Stardust says tonight the stars align, because they become Tag Team Champions. Stardust says there will be a cosmic eruption of the galaxy. Goldust says after tonight, they will never forget the name of Goldust and Stardust.

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Match 03: The Usos vs. Dustbrothers (Tag Team Titles)

Here We Go! Brothers versus Brothers Tag Team Wrestling! #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2014

USOS!

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) August 26, 2014

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Stardust's Bicycling Down the Ramp was the BEST! #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2014

Gonna be sad if the Dust Busters don't win the Tag Belts. #RAW

— Tom (@TQSherwood) August 26, 2014

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The Usos need to get revenge tonight. Not just for their loss last week, but for Manu and Sim Snuka getting kicked out of Legacy! #RAW

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2014

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We should have a face paint on a pole match: Losers have to walk around like a normal human being.

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) August 26, 2014

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Jey Uso gets counted out.

Winners: Goldust and Stardust (via Count out)

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Jey "Jannetty" Uso strikes again. #RAW

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2014

After The Usos get announced as champions, Goldust demands a rematch, claiming Jey Uso faked his injury.

#RAW "I want a rematch and I want it now!" -RAW GM Goldust

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) August 26, 2014

Look at AngryDust over here. #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2014

Goldust and Stardust attack The Usos!

Wow. That escalated quickly. #TagTitles

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 26, 2014

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stardust! I believed in you! 😦 #RAW

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2014

What's gotten into Goldust and Stardust? Have they've been using Lead-based Face Paint or something? #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2014

Hardcore Holly knows all too well the lengths Cody Rhodes will go to win a tag title belt.

— young simba (@extremeexile) August 26, 2014

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Backstage: Seth Rollins tells Kane that they need to do something about Roman Reigns because he keeps sticking his nose in their business. Kane says tonight Roman Reigns will compete in am match against Seth Rollins and Kane. Kane says just like Dean Ambrose, their business with Roman Reigns ends tonight.

Kane should have an App on his phone that's a Countdown to his next Superman Punch. We ALL know it's coming, Kane. #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2014

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Brock Lesnar Addresses John Cena:

Brock Lesnar dont lie. Brock Lesnar does exactly what he says hes going to do. #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) August 26, 2014

#RAW Lesnar: "I don't know if your dad sat at the end of your bed and filled your head up with all sorts of garbage…"

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) August 26, 2014

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Brock's sitdowns are the GOAT. #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) August 26, 2014

Keep in mind that the comments we're seeing from Brock Lesnar are the BEST takes. Just kidding. You think Brock Lesnar does re-shoots? #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2014

Match 04: Dolph Ziggler vs. The Miz

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The Miz tells Dolph Ziggler and the WWE Universe that this morning he went to Disneyland, but he went straight to the front of the line because he was an A-Lister. Miz brags about his Hollywood movie star perks.

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To be fair, Miz, Mickey Mouse asks everyone to take a picture with him. #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2014

The Miz tells Dolph Ziggler that another perk of being a Hollywood Movie Star is having his own stunt double. Miz introduces his stunt double, Damien Mizdow.

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oh no sandow…………..#RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) August 26, 2014

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Hahaha ok, this is pretty brilliant!

— Zak Kinsella (@ZakKinsella) August 26, 2014

No lie: The Miz using Damien Sandow as his "Stunt Double" is AWESOME! #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2014

I am LOLFRIRL-ing at Damien as Miz's stunt double/synchronized choreography. #Raw

— 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙮 (@thechrishaley) August 26, 2014

OH MY GOD. DAMIEN SANDOW HAS GONE PICCOLO. I have not words. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) August 26, 2014

If The Miz is wearing the Piccolo cape, that means Damien Sandow is wearing the Gohan cape. #RAW

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) August 26, 2014

Match 04: Dolph Ziggler vs. Damien Mizdow

Damien Mizdow: NEXT IC CHAMP! #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2014

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Can Mizdow do the Figure Four? Better than The Miz?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) August 26, 2014

I wouldn't say Sandow is a very screen accurate Miz, he applied the figure four much better. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) August 26, 2014

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Dolph Ziggler hits the Zig Zag on Damien Mizdow.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler

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"Off home now to my lovely wife Maryse."

"No the show's over Damien, mate. Where are you going with my keys…? Damien… DAMIEN."

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) August 26, 2014

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