So That Happened: #RAW Recap (06/30/14)

Match 03: Nikki Bella vs. The Funkadactyls

"You can look but you can't touch"

To Bo Dallas posing was an amazing half a second.

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) July 1, 2014

#RAW I would've totally forgave Nikki Bella for everything had she knocked over Bo Dallas off the stage just now.

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) July 1, 2014

#RAW Naomi has to tag with Cameron, not sure which side of this match is handicapped

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) July 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/483782538637230082

Naomi dives on Nikki Bella with a crossbody.

Air Naomi! #NothinButNaomi

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 1, 2014

Winners: The Funkadactyls

Post-Match, The Funkadactyls argue with each other.

Trouble in Planet Funk, eh. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) July 1, 2014

http://t.co/Gjl13YkQvf just imploded.#Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) July 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/483782923733053441

Cam’ron walks away from Naomi.

https://twitter.com/adamlucidi/status/483783050846023681

Not only is Naomi tough, but she also had Kelly Kelly as a pro. And Kelly Kelly is a thug. Cam'ron's messing with the wrong crew.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 1, 2014

Michael Cole announces that Bad News Barrett will be stripped of the Intercontinental Title due to injury. The new champion will be determined in a Battleground Battle Royal at the next PPV, Battleground.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/483784318292992001

#RAW #BNB stripped and now there will be a battle royal for the IC Title at #Battleground

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) July 1, 2014

Daniel Bryan gets over a month before he's stripped of his title. Bad News Barrett? Stripped immediately. #BadLuckBarrett.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 1, 2014

Barrett: so how bad is it, doc?
WWE trainer: …well, I'm afraid I've got some bad news…
Barrett: *eye roll*

— afropro (@BestInTheGalaxy) July 1, 2014

Paul Heyman comes out and hypes Cesaro’s involvement in the Battleground Battle Royal. Heyman mocks Bad News Barrett, then reminds the WWE Universe of Cesaro’s success in the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal. Heyman vows Cesaro will be the victor.

Paul Heyman is the Voice of the Voiceless and the Bad News of Bad News Barrett. #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 1, 2014

Match 04: Cesaro vs. Kofi Kingston

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/483784838516715520
https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/483784864856944640

"S.O.S! You know I'm JOBBIN'! S.O.S! Why am I tryinnnnnnnn? (I'm jobbin'!)"

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 1, 2014

I like both of these guys a lot. But we know Kofi's losing, I just want a GREAT match.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) July 1, 2014

Kofi is dead behind the eyes.

— Villalobos (@RamonVillalobos) July 1, 2014

It's like….Kofi is that dude who has been working at McDonalds for almost 10 years and is still on the fries station.

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) July 1, 2014

Cesaro catches Kofi Kingston.

Courtesy of hiitsmekevin

Cesaro caught Kofi like he was nothing! Kofi's career proportions of nothing!

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) July 1, 2014

Even the SOUND of Cesaro catching you is scarier than it should be.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/theisb/status/483786069842722817
https://twitter.com/prettyheartless/status/483785747279777792

Cesaro goes for the Giant Swing, but changes his mind.

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

CesarTroll? #KingofSwing

— Zmanjets86 (@zmanjets86) July 1, 2014

Cesaro is the King of Swing. He's only going to do it when HE wants to. Bow down to the, Bow down to the Swing!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 1, 2014

Winner: Kofi Kingston (via the WWE App)

If you didn't download the app, this match ended and you missed it. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) July 1, 2014

#RAW LOLOLOL CESARO LOST THE MATCH ON THE APP BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SWING KOFI. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) July 1, 2014

Post-Match, Kofi Kingston gets attacked by Cesaro. Kofi tries to defend himself but…

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

SWISS DEATH! #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) July 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/483787398996713473
https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/483787530609754112

Cesaro continues to destroy Kofi Kingston.

Courtesy of hiitsmekevin

If your win isn't televised, does it even count? Nope. Sorry Kofi. #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) July 1, 2014

It's like WWE put Kofi in the Friendzone.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) July 1, 2014

Cesaro isn’t done with Kofi Kingston.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/483787939705417728

Cesaro is making Kofi Kingston reconsider winning a match EVER again.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 1, 2014

: @WWECesaro pic.twitter.com/3IUiyKGWQ6

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) July 1, 2014

Adam Rose brings the party to Santino Marella:

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/483788476408545280
https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/483788357181243394

Is he getting Santino drunk #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) July 1, 2014

Oh my god, I suddenly have the urge to drink Twisted Tea (c)

— Villalobos (@RamonVillalobos) July 1, 2014

Mr. McMahon Returns!

Mr. McMahon?!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/483789755427995648

It’s not Mr. McMahon. It’s Damien Sandow as Mr. McMahon.

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

Nevermind. It's Mr. McMahondow!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 1, 2014

Vince McMahon!! Damien Sandow got us. I mean Damien McMandow. This I love. #WWE #Raw

— Scott Fishman (@smFISHMAN) July 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/AliceRadley/status/483790352487153664

The Damien Sandow version of WWE 2K15 will be released with a different cover each week…but will still sell really well.

— Crypt Flair  (@JaimsVanDerBeek) July 1, 2014

Damien Sandow imitates Mr. McMahon calling himself “Vincent Kennedy McMahondow.” McMahondow says he has made the WWE a corporate juggernaut by representing Hulk Hogan, Triple H and Stone Cold Steve Austin.

https://twitter.com/RealLifeKaz/status/483790379884773376

lol collar tug Sandow

— Zak Kinsella (@ZakKinsella) July 1, 2014

Mr. McMahondow mentions the most talented indiviual, who the WWE Universe is too ignorant to appreciate, Damien Sandow. Mr. McMahondow officially enters Damien Sandow into the Battleground Battle Royal for the WWE Intercontinental Titles. Mr. McMahondow says if anyone has a problem with that, they’re fired.

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/483790363518590976

Sandow's impression of Vince is amazing. #RAW

— Andrew (@Angry216) July 1, 2014

Hey, Get Noticed or Get Fired. Good for you, Sandow.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 1, 2014

Stephanie McMahon scolds Damien Sandow for impersonating Mr. McMahon. Stephanie says Mr. McMahon is the reason that Superstars like Damien Sandow has a job.

Oooh, You In Trouble…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 1, 2014

STEPH USED MOM VOICE. *HP starts to drain*

— lisa 🌟 (@reluctntlyawake) July 1, 2014

Stephanie McMahon tells Sandow that her father has made a legacy by toppling giants. So tonight, Sandow is going to have to topple a giant, and one of the participants in the Battleground Battle Royal. The Great Khali comes out.

#RAW Goddamn it Khali. Go back to obscurity.

— Jeven W. 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦👑 (@5CornersxSmootx) July 1, 2014

Look at the white people dancing to Khali's theme music.#Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) July 1, 2014

In fairness, if I caught Sandow doing an impression of my dad, I'd make him wrestle Khali too. #RAW

— Mandi Mayhem (@fyeahheath) July 1, 2014

Match 05: The Great Khali vs. Damien Sandow.

The Great Khali chops Damien Sandow.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/483790826880139264

That shouldn't have hurt. The McMahon pompadour is stronger than the Khali Chop!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 1, 2014

Winner: The Great Khali

Was that 5 seconds? I believe it was. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) July 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/483790850049077248

Sandow didn't deerve this.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) July 1, 2014

You won't be laughing when Damien Sandow is your new Intercontinental Champion.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) July 1, 2014

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