So That Happened: #RAW Recap (06/02/14)

Match 04: Los Matdores vs. 3MB

Heath Slater tells Los Matadores that they thought they shaved Hornswoggle’s head, but they’re wrong. With a lot of patience and miracle, Hornswoggle is back. 3MB brings out Hornswoggle in an afro.

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El Torito snatches Hornswoggle’s hair off.

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Hornswoggle runs off.

Winners: Los Matadores (via countout)

Match 05: Nikki Bella vs. Foxsana

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Alicia Fox hits the Scissor Kick on Nikki Bella.

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Winners: Foxsana

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Post-Match, Alicia Fox tosses Nikki Bella out of the ring.

Alicia Fox hits a backbreaker on Nikki Bella.

Aksana knees Nikki Bella in the throat.

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Backstage: Bray Wyatt’s Rocking Chair is shown by itself. Erick Rowan looks at the chair.

Luke Harper puts his hand on Erick Rowan’s shoulder, then says they will take up Bray Wyatt’s cause. Harper says they will prowl the charred landscape like ravenous dragon with no one left to torture except for the same pair of brothers, The Usos.

Luke Harper says The Usos will pay for their atrocities and retribution cannot be achieved until The Usos are put down like the craven beasts they are. Luke Harper says he and Erick Rowan will s not spare the flock and that The Usos will suffer for their misdeeds and burn.

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Erick Harper ends the promo with Follow The Buzzards.

Zeb Colter Speaks:

Zeb Colter rants on Adam Rose and The Exotic Express, calling the Gluten Free Millennials that should be deported or put in present. Colter claims none of the Exotic Express have jobs and that the WWE Unvierse is paying for it.

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Zeb Colter says tonight, Jack Swagger is going to run Adam Rose out of the country, which is something Immigration can’t do. Colter and Swagger lead the WWE Universe in saying, “We The People.”

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Match 06: Adam Rose vs. Jack Swagger

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Adam Rose hits the Party Foul on Jack Swagger.

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Winner: Adam Rose

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Backstage: Byron Saxton asks The Usos about their rivalry with Luke Harper and Erick Rowan. Jimmy Uso tells Saxton that they had a blast at Payback, and although they’re banged up, they’re not down. he Usos say they might be banged up, but they’re not down.

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Jey Uso tells Byron Saxton that Harper and Rowan think they can keep The Usos down, but then asks how many Superkicks, Samoan Drops and Superfly Splashes will it take for them to understand that The Usos ain’t goin anywhere. Jimmy Uso asks Saxton if he’s ever seen a pitbull caged and cornered, then starts imitating a pitbull. Jey Uso walks off with Jimmy Uso, excited for the match.

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