So That Happened: #RAW Recap (05/26/14)

Stephanie McMahon Addresses Daniel Bryan:

"THE QUEEN-DOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! WHERE THE KINGS BOW DOWNNNNNNNNNNN!"

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/471108992799088640

Stephanie McMahon talks about how important it is to have an active WWE World Heavyweight Champion, then introduces the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Bryan.

We Went a Whole Year without an "Active" US Champion. Let Daniel Bryan have a couple of days.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Daniel Bryan comes out as the WWE Universe chants “YES!”

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/471109381887496193

Look at how happy Daniel Bryan looks!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Stephanie McMahon tells Daniel Bryan that it’s great to see him doing so well, especially with such a long road to recovery. Stephanie says she could strip Bryan of the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, but that would make him a martyr and the WWE Universe cheers for him enough.

You know Stephanie watches Game of Thrones like it's educational strategy.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Stephanie McMahon tells Daniel Bryan that it’s better if the WWE Universe hears it from his mouth why he is unable to be WWE World Heavyweight Champion right now. Stephanie thinks the WWE Universe needs epic matches and unforgettable moments, but Bryan just can’t do it right now. Stephanie tells Bryan that he needs to do the right thing for the WWE Universe and surrender the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't do it, Daniel!!! #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) May 27, 2014

After a loud “NO” chant, Daniel Bryan says becoming the WWE World Heavyweight Champion at Wrestlemania was the payoff to years of hard work and sacrifice, but Stephane McMahon has a point. Bryan says it’s with a heavy heart that he has to announce the injury to his neck is worse than he thought. Bryan calls out Stephanie McMahon on being a liar, due to her claiming she had no control over “The Demon Kane” despite Kane doing her exact bidding tonight.

"Oh, you noticed that, huh?" Stephanie getting caught in her uncontrollable Demon Kane comments.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Stephanie McMahon says there is no lying about Bryan’s condition. Daniel Bryan also acknowledges that there’s no shame in handing over the title, healing, coming back stronger and becoming WWE World Heavyweight Champion again. Stephanie agrees with this, then personally guarantees he will have another WWE World Heavyweight Championship opportunity when he’s healthy and he can do this all over again.

If Daniel Bryan surrenders the championship I'm going to shake my head really hard! I may even swear. #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) May 27, 2014

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Daniel Bryan mockingly says he would love to do this all over again, then tells Stephanie there’s no shame in handing over the title because the WWE Universe deserves an awesome WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Bryan calls Stephanie McMahon out on trying to put this title situation on him, when in reality, it’s about Stephanie McMahon. Bryan says Stephanie has been trying to strip him of the title ever since he beat her husband, Triple H, and won the title at Wrestlemania 30.

Daniel Bryan said "Awesome WWE World Heavyweight Champion." Is he making @KeepItFiveStar's Dreams Come True and Endorsing The Miz?!?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Daniel Bryan tells Stephanie McMahon that it would negate everything he fought for if he just handed over the WWE World Heavyweight Title to her. Anytime anyone who chanted “YES!” in defiance of her and The Authority, or chanted “YES!” because Bryan wasn’t getting the opportunities or giving the WWE Universe what they want. Bryan says if he handed over those titles, it would be throwing that back in all of their faces.

I feel a movement rising…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/adamlucidi/status/471110582612267008

Daniel Bryan tells Stephanie McMahon that instead of giving her the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, he’s going to tell her a word that she’s not used to hearing, even when she was a kid. Bryan screams “NO!” several times in Stephanie McMahon’s face.

There's that Word! No! No! No! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/471110770646724609

NO! NO! No! #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) May 27, 2014

I like how Daniel Bryan channels his Ralph Bighead. "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" #NEVER #RockosModernLife

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/NotGeorgieBoy/status/471110809176006656

Stephanie McMahon says she knew Daniel Bryan’s ego would get in the way, but blames the WWE Universe for influencing Daniel Bryan. Stephanie tells Bryan that she didn’t want to bring this up, but reminds Bryan that Brie put her hands on her. Stephanie shows the footage, then reminds him that she the boss of Brie Bella and Daniel Bryan.

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/471110890092122113

GIVE ME STEPHANIE VS BRIE!!!!!!! #Raw

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) May 27, 2014

Brie Bella versus Stephanie McMahon for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship?!?
It's better than Bischoff / Arquette!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Stephanie McMahon tells Daniel Bryan that she’s going to give him one more chance to do the right thing. Either Daniel Bryan surrenders the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at Payback, or Brie Bella gets fired.

#Boss

— nicole (@angiechipz) May 27, 2014

You tried for the second time tonight. Nobody says it better than Vince.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

Daniel. Just send Nikki Bella in Brie's place. We won't mind. #RAW

— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/Heinekenrana/status/471111335842164738

Jokes on Stephanie.
Brie has a budding career as a wedding planner and Daniel Bryan can judge beard contests for the rest of his life!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Match 07: Alicia Fox vs. Emma

QUEEN FOX HAS ARRIVED!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/471112780162924546

I like Alicia Fox.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/prettyheartless/status/471112846605307904

Oh, Alicia Fox. Why You Ackin' So Cray Cray? pic.twitter.com/ZHvtINqvTc

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Emma comes out next.

I knew I saw some Bubbles! It's EMMA!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

Emma! Will we see Venomma tonight?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/471112946886520832

#Emmalution is a Mystery… with Bubbles!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Paige is watching on TV.

Paige is doing her best Big E. Langston impression.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/471113500233056256

I bet Big E taught Paige everything he knows about watching the monitor backstage. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 27, 2014

@WWEBigE @RichardTrionfo @TableofJapan @RealPaigeWWE It had to be done. #ECeption pic.twitter.com/qpnAPBpy2M

— Jordan Smith (@Doafhat) May 27, 2014

Emma ends up rolling up Alicia Fox.

Winner: Emma

Emma wins!!! #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) May 27, 2014

EMMA GETS THE W!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

Post-Match, Alicia Fox attacks Emma.

*Sharkeisha voice* ALICIA NOOOOOOOOO!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

Alicia that's not a hat! You can't rip it off Emma's head! #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) May 27, 2014

Alicia Fox hits a Backbreaker on Emma.

Queen of the Backbreakers! Working on a new variation.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Scary Spice is such a sore loser. #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) May 27, 2014

Alicia Fox continues to take her anger out on the commentary team.

The announce team is legit scared.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

The Announce Team is MORE afraid of Alicia Fox than they were of the Wyatt Family #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

"ALICIA STOP!" Lmao!

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

Alicia Fox tosses Emma to the outside.

Jeez Emma is tough. That spill to the outside looked nasty. #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/KeepItFiveStar/status/471114215017553921

No time to save you ol' NXT buddy, Paige? #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 27, 2014

Alicia Fox screams that she’s not a “Loser.”

"I AM NOT A LOSER!" "LOSERRRR!"

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) May 27, 2014

Alicia Fox starts hitting the ringbell.

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Alicia Fox knocks down a crew member then screams “Wedgie Time.”

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Alicia Fox does a Wedgie to a crew member.

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A Wedgie! The Ultimate Humiliation on Live Television!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/_katierose13/status/471114439627120641

I LOVE ALICIA

— nicole (@angiechipz) May 27, 2014

Alicia Fox: You wanna embarrass me?! Wedgie Time! *Gives someone a Wedgie*

Vince McMahon: *Laughing backstage* WORLDSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

If Alicia Fox went around giving out wedgies every week I wouldn't mind at all. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 27, 2014

Alicia Fox starts chugging soda like beer.

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She's chugging sodas like beer, OMG. She's so great.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

STONE COLD ALICIA FOX!!!!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/adamlucidi/status/471114756766838784

Can We Add Alicia Fox to #TotalDivas Season 3. And by "Add Her," I Mean Get Rid of Everyone BUT Alicia Fox?!?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Match 08: Damien Sandow vs. Adam Rose

Damien Sandow comes out as Davey Crockett.

Oh. My. God. #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/_katierose13/status/471116393870819328
https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/471116426703421440

Dammit Sandow….

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/KhrisJWilson/status/471116442050768896

Damien Sandow is shown announcing himself as Davey Crockett on the WWE Network. A staff member confuses him as one of the Rosebuds.

Davian Crockett!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Does Damien Sandow just work for a re-enactment company now?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/471116744703352833

I really like Damien Sandow's Jebediah Springfield outfit.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

Adam Rose comes out next.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/471116850039115776

PARTY TIME!!! #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) May 27, 2014

Adam Rose looks like he strokes the furry wall.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

Curt Hawkins is the Party Starter.
Adam Rose IS the Party.
Alicia Fox is the Party Crasher.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Davey Crockett vs. Adam Rose – This match has been brought to you by WWF: Action Zone from 1995.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

Jack Swagger’s theme plays as he brings out The Lemon.

I get excited when I hear Patriot until I remember Cesaro isn't a Real American anymore. 😦 #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 27, 2014

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Adam Rose hits his finisher on Damien Sandow.

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That's called the Rose Thorn.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Winner: Adam Rose

Good thing Adam Rose didn't pull a Summer Rae and lose due to music distraction.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

@prettyheartless This is true

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

Post-Match, Jack Swagger attacks Adam Rose, but Rose takes him out with a Spinebuster.

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/471117865941073921

" Nobody touches my lemon!" Oh my god. I'm done. #Dead #Raw

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) May 27, 2014

Adam Rose leaves with his Exotic Express.

All this over a Damn Lemon. Wrestling, what happened to you?

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) May 27, 2014

Why does Rose care about Lemon Zest when he's telling everyone not to be lemons?

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) May 27, 2014

Match 09: #ScumbagSheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio

#ScumbagSheamus is out again because they really think we need to see him twice tonight.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/471118591384109056

Alberto Del Rio Knee Pad Check: …He's wearing them.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/471119626697334784

Was that a flying knee by Sheamus or did he blind Del Rio when the lights bounced off his skin?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Alberto Del Rio kicks #ScumbagSheamus.

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https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/471121861980352512

Whoa! That Kick From Del Rio Rattled #ScumbagSheamus' remaining Brain Cell!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Alberto Del Rio goes for the Cross Armbreaker, but #ScumbagSheamus hits the Brogue Kick.

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Winner: #ScumbagSheamus

Damn it, Del Rio…

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

Paul Heyman takes the match and introduces #ScumbagSheamus as the man who likes to kick people’s streak. Heyman says if that’s nto a big announcement, then this is: His Client, Brock Lesnar, Conquered The Undertaker’s Undefeated Streak at Wrestlemania.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/471122178457337856

Paul Heyman tells #ScumbagSheamus that this is a true announcement while #ScumbagSheamus beating Alberto Del Rio wasn’t a true victory and that a true victory would be against a Paul Heyman Guy like Cesaro.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/471122406652641280

Paul Heyman notices #ScumbagSheamus looking at him angrily, but keeps talking. Cesaro comes out of nowhere and kicks #ScumbagSheamus in the head.

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"Sheamus had no clue where he was at before this." Cesaro had no problem attacking RVD in the same condition earlier. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) May 27, 2014

That's how strong Cesaro is, he attacks you with one of the weakest parts of the human body, the shins.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

When Paul Heyman shows up sans client, you have to immediately think, "It's a Trap" and get out of there.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Cesaro ends up taking #ScumbagSheamus out with the Neutralizer.

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https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/471122549191876608

Cesaro and Del Rio can be a tag team: They're Scarf Buddies.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Home from work. I don't know what #ScumbagSheamus did to deserve that, but he deserved that. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) May 27, 2014

Sheamus vs Cesaro will be great. I'm confident of that, at least.

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) May 27, 2014

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