So That Happened: #RAW Recap (05/26/14)

Bray Wyatt Addresses The Cenation:

Thank You Wyatts for saving us from watching the emergency El Torito surgery.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

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The Cell Phone lights make it look like Bray Wyatt's on his back porch, preaching with fireflies surrounding him. #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

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If you think I'm installing the flashlight app on my phone just for the Wyatt's entrance in Melbourne then you would be right. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 27, 2014

Bray Wyatt sings “He’s Got The Whole World.”

I kinda want to find a new gospel hymn for Bray.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) May 27, 2014

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Bray Wyatt says never have those words been more true than they are right now. Wyatt says he truly has the whole world in his hands because the world has come to lean on him. Bray Wyatt says the world leans on him because they know he only knows what’s best for all of us. Wyat says sometimes what’s best is not the easiest, but we must all make sacrifices. Wyatt says we do it everyday, like going to work just to keep our children fed while another person points the finger at us telling us who to be and how to act.

Don't worry, this is Sunday morning on Monday night. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) May 27, 2014

Bray Wyatt says that doesn’t help because the poison is already here, but the only way to beat a snake’s poison is to use anti-venom. Wyatt asks the WWE Universe if he’s the snake or the cure. Most people cheer that he is the cure.

"Am I the Snake? Or Am I the Cure?" – Bray Wyatt.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

WHAT SAY YOU, KNOXVILLE? They got snake handling churches up there, in case y'all didn't know. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) May 27, 2014

Bray Wyatt knows he’s the necessary evil for this world, but if you are his brother or sister, you will stand beside him, but if you’re an enemy you will fall to his feet. Wyatt says it’s clear that John Cena is an enemy to us all, but at Payback, Wyatt will be the Last Man Standing.

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Bray Wyatt thinks John Cena shouldn’t be the only one punished in this corruption and that to get to the King, you must go through the pawn. Wyatt calls Cena the King, then turns his attention Jerry “The King” Lawler. Wyatt wants to have a word with Jerry Lawler.

They're gonna sacrifice Jerry Lawler! #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) May 27, 2014

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Jerry Lawler says no, which Bray Wyatt says is unfortunate. The Wyatt Family go over to the commentary as Bray Wyatt tell Jerry Lawler that this could be easy or this could be difficult. Wyatt tells Michael Cole not to move, and JBL not to play the hero, or else he’ll be next.

JBL was legit about to fight. Michael Cole was already in the third row.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

JBL AINT NO PUNK!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) May 27, 2014

Bray Wyatt calls JBL a coward. JBL tries to get involved, but gets taken out by Luke Harper and Erick Rowan.

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The turn around closeline from hell!

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

JBL getting clotheslined out of his boots was almost poetic.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

They are beating up JBL? THERE IS A GOD!!!!!!! #Raw

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) May 27, 2014

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Don't get in the ring just yet, Jerry. Hold out until they attack Cole, too. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) May 27, 2014

Help your brother, MAGGLE! #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 27, 2014

The Wyatt Family forces Jerry Lawler to get in the ring as a loud “Jerry” chant breaks out. Jerry Lawler is forced to sit in a chair in the middle of the ring.

Oh, man. Bray Wyatt is going to cure Jerry Lawler of his impure thoughts!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Jim Ross is gonna come out and save all of the commentators.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

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Bray Wyatt has heard our cries and complaints about the commentary team. He's handling this for you.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Bray Wyatt asks Jerry Lawler if he and John Cena are very good friends. Bray Wyatt thinks Jerry Lawler helped Cena attain his goals and become the hero he is today. Wyatt tells Lawler for years he has sat there and fed the WWE Universe nonsense about how great of a man John Cena is.

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Did Cena and Lawler have a close, tight bond we weren't privy to? Like loan him $20 or something? #RAW

— Erik Barnes (@ErikWBarnes) May 27, 2014

Bray Wyatt calls Jerry Lawler out for never questioning Cena’s morality, and by feeding into it, he has fed into Cena’s poison to the point where it’s out of control. Bray Wyatt asks Jerry Lawler if he feels guilty or remorseful for destroying millions of lives, then asks him how it feels to be a liar.

I'll say it again: Bray Wyatt's character is an "IWC" Member. Attacking The Miz? John Cena? The Commentary Team? It's right there!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

Bray Wyatt's going to run roughshod up until Alicia Fox comes out, beats him to death, and walks off in his hat. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) May 27, 2014

Bray Wyatt asks Jerry Lawler if he thinks he was just going to get away with all of this then laughs. Wyatt tells Lawler that he’s sorry that this had to be him, but this is the necessary evil he has been talking about. Bray Wyatt gets ready to attack Jerry Lawler, but John Cena runs out.

Cena shows up early to sneak attack Wyatt last week, takes his sweet time to save an old man this week. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) May 27, 2014

John Cena tries to fend off Bray Wyatt, but he gets stopped by Luke Harper and Erick Rowan.

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Bray Wyatt tells John Cena that he is going to end him at Payback, but right now, he wants to Cena to watch his friend fall and that this attack is all Cena’s fault. Before Wyatt can hit The Sister Abigail on Jerry Lawler, The Usos make the save.

John Cena and The Now & Later Candy Coalition save the day!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

They all in Bright Lime Green! DAT SYNERGY.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

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Jerry Lawler was almost eradicated. The kids were almost safe! Damn you Cena

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) May 27, 2014

John Cena tells Bray Wyatt that enough is enough and that he just crossed some serious lines. Cena says everyone was excited when Wyatt just got here because he looks different, intriguing, charismatic and when he speaks, people listen. Cena asks Wyatt if he even listens to himself because he just said he was a God.

You can insult my girlfriend, but I'll be damned if you threaten the commentary team. – Cena logic. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 27, 2014

John Cena quotes former Professional Wrestler, Abraham Lincoln, by saying, “If you want to test a man’s character, you give him power.” Cena claims Wyatt had a taste of power and it made him sick.

"As Abraham Lincoln said, YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!!" – John Cena

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

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Cena doing his "Is the Battle Hymn of the Republic playing in the background?" speech. #RAW

— Erik Barnes (@ErikWBarnes) May 27, 2014

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John Cena calls Bray Wyatt out on trying to eliminate Jerry Lawler just because Lawler doesn’t agree with him. Cena tells Wyatt that what he did was not a necessary evil, it was just plain evil.

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John Cena tells Bray Wyatt that he believes in who he is and what he does. Cena also believes, whether the Family likes it or not, Wyatt needs to be stopped. Cena says Payback is not about winning or losing, it’s about being the Last Man Standing.

So how does one win or lose a Last Man Standing match if it's not about winning or losing?

— young simba (@extremeexile) May 27, 2014

John Cena calls Bray Wyatt out for accusing him for living a lie, attacking his resolving and punishing innocent people. Cena tells Wyatt that at Payback, he will bring him to justice and although justice may be blind, for Bray Wyatt, Payback will be a bitch.

John Cena: Bray Wyatt, for you, Payback will be a BITCH.
Bray Wyatt: *Starts giggling* I made him say a swear!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

"Justice May Be Blind by at Payback…" Cena, How Did You Not Say "You WILL See Me!" You just wanted to swear, didn't you?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Jim Ross saving the day would've been awesome. Imagine JR coming out in a giant JR's "Beef Jerky" truck spraying people with BBQ Sauce!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

Match 04: Zack Ryder vs. Rusev

Zack Ryder comes out with an American Flag.

HOLY HELL ZACK RYDER!!!!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) May 27, 2014

OHHHH RADIOOOOO! I JUST MADE IT ON THE SHOW!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

Zacksaw Jim Ryder.

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) May 27, 2014

Zack Ryder with the American Flag. An Denim Jack would be more appropriate.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Zack Ryder is about to speak about Memorial Day when Lana comes out.

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Lana calls Americans pathetic for living in the past, then says to forge in an elite society, you must strive like Vladimir Putin. Lana says the Americans who are not willing to move forward, will require discipline of the highest level. Lana says compliance with Mother Russia’s most superior athlete is not a choice, it’s destiny. Lana brings out Rusev.

Lana promising "disciplinary action" is very not PG. #RAW

— Erik Barnes (@ErikWBarnes) May 27, 2014

Rusev speaks Russian….I think.

Zack Ryder bout to go out like Apollo Creed.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

No offense but is there another American representative? Ryder is more L.I. than U.S.A.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Alright, Zack Ryder. You've been off TV for a while, but time to break out all of of your SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKK new moves.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

Winner: Rusev

…Welp. I'd say you tried, Zack Ryder, but you really didn't.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

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Post-Match, Big E. runs in and attacks Rusev.

RUN BIG E! DON'T BE A HERO! #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) May 27, 2014

Awww. Big E! Why'd you reignite the Rusev vs. Black People Feud?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

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Rusev starts to beat down Big E., but Big E takes him down with a chest bump.

There ya go, Big E!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Big E celebrates while waving the American Flag.

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BLACKSAW JIM DUGGAN! #Raw

— Tom (@TQSherwood) May 27, 2014

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Big E versus Rusev: Winner gets either a First Name or a Last Name.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

The racist parts of Tennessee are so confused. "I like the flag but did they have to make the black guy wave it? Is he gonna steal it?"

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

Backstage: Stephanie McMahon is seen talking to Alberto Del Rio.

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If Del Rio comes up on that WWE Heavyweight Championship I'll be way into it. I'll be all, "Daniel Bryan who?"

— Villalobos (@RamonVillalobos) May 27, 2014

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Match 05: Evolution vs. Cody Rhodes and Goldust

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Is it me or is Batista's beard swallowing his face? #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) May 27, 2014

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Randy Orton's "throwback tights" really do make him look like an Evolution member from 2003.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

Cody Rhodes is excited to be in the ring with Drax the Destroyer. win or lose, he's getting that autograph (and Rocket Raccon's number)

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Regardless of your thoughts on Evolution, don't pretend you never wanted to walk into a room to 'Line in the Sand'. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 27, 2014

Randy Orton lifts Cody Rhodes up in the air then drops him with an RKO.

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DONE!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Randy Orton with the #WWE2K14 Catch Finisher of the Week on Cody Rhodes!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

Aaaah, man. You got CAUGHT, Cody.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

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Winners: Evolution

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You got that win, Orton. Cody straight lost.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

Justin Roberts announces that the match is an Elimination Match and that Cody Rhodes has been eliminated and must exit the ring.

"Cody Rhodes must exit ringside" On what? a Stretcher?!?!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Goldust with the saddest eyes.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

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Goldust! Distract them with your Facepaint!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Goldust puts up a valiant effort, but gets hit with a Batista Bomb.

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Winners: Evolution

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Bo Dallas Promo:

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I'm not sure we're all prepared for this upcoming Bo-ment of inspiration, but I Bo-lieve we can succeed nonetheless. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) May 27, 2014

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Match 06: Sin Cara vs. Bo Dallas

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It's Bo time! #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) May 27, 2014

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WHY IS BO DALLAS ALWAYS WET!?!? HE'S ALWAYS WET. Where is he from? Atlantis? Wild Water Kingdom?

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

It's so awkward to wear a wet shirt. I don't know how Bo Dallas is doing it.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

Bo Dallas introduces himself, then says Monday Night RAW is the summit on top of the mountain on the top of his dreams. Dallas says on his journey to the top, he learned that you don’t conquer the mountain, you conquer yourself. All you have to do is BO-LIEVE.

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I do not bo-lieve.

— brianna (@ritahepburn) May 27, 2014

Bo Dallas is an unfortunate looking fella. #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) May 27, 2014

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Bo Dallas hits the Bulldog on Sin Cara.

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*Bo Dallas hits the Stratusfaction on Sin Cara*

BO! IT'S TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 27, 2014

It's fitting Bo Dallas does the Stratusfaction. His hair is as silky as hers.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Bo Dallas can't do it as well as the queen, @trishstratuscom. #Raw

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) May 27, 2014

Winner: Bo Dallas

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Post-Match, Bo Dallas thanks all of his Bolievers, then says that you don’t get the satisfaction from victories. You get the satisfaction from giving it your all and giving everything you go. If you’ve done that, you’re already a winner. All you have to do is Bo-Lieve.

Bo Dallas is the McLovin of WWE.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) May 27, 2014

When are they going to reveal that Bo Dallas is plagiarizing Diamond Dallas "Positively" Page? When the Boga DVDs come out?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 27, 2014

Bo Dallas hugs Sin Cara.

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I'm already sick of Bo Dallas. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 27, 2014

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