So That Happened: #RAW Recap (05/19/14)

Match 06: Seth Rollins vs. Batista

Triple H’s Theme Plays.

Triple H makes himself the Guest Ring Announcer for the match.

Triple H makes Randy Orton the Guest Time Keeper for the match.

Triple H brings out Batista.

Seth Rollins brings out Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose as Guest Commentators.

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Seth Rollins hits a neckbreaker on Batista.

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Randy Orton distracts Seth Rollins.

Seth Rollins hits the Flying Knee.

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The Shield and Evolution brawl.

Dean Ambrose dives on Evolution.

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Roman Reigns hits Batista with a spear.

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Winner: Roman Reigns (?)

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Match 07: Alicia Fox vs. Paige

Alicia Fox kicks Paige.

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Alicia Fox hits a backbreaker on Paige.

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Paige hits the Paige Turner on Alicia Fox, but Alicia Fox kicks out.

Winner: Alicia Fox

Post-Match, Alicia Fox continues to make a scene.

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Alicia Fox continues to waste more soda.

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Backstage: Luke Harper tells John Cena that he’s playing a very dangerous game and that the snake is growing very tired, so come out wherever he is.

Bray Wyatt brings up John Cena alligning with The Usos, but says they’re just dominoes in a line because one by one, they all fall down. Erick Rowan says “Run.”

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Match 08: Mark Henry vs. Dolph Ziggler (Beat The Clock Challenge)

Dolph Ziggler says he loves Beat The Clock because it gives him the chance to do what he does best, Show Off. Ziggler says he can do it slow or quick and that he doesn’t care who his opponent is. Mark Henry walks up and stares him down. After Henry leaves, Ziggler makes a disgusted face.

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Rob Van Dam is shown watching the match.

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Dolph Ziggler hits a modified Rocker Dropper on Mark Henry.

Dolph Ziggler hits the Zig Zag on Mark Henry, but doesn’t make the time.

Winner: Rob Van Dam

Post-Match, Rob Van Dam comes out.

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Bad News Barrett attacks Rob Van Dam from behind.

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Bad News Barrett says He’s Afraid He’s Got Some Bad News. Barrett tells RVD that since he beat the clock, that means he has to fight him for the Intercontinental Championship. Barrett says not right now, because they’re in London, his capital city.

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Bad News Barrett tells Rob Van Dam that he may have set he best time tonight, but it’s England who sets the time for the entire world. Barrett says that at Payback, there is no way in the world that this Englishman will lose to a “bloody yank.”

Bad News Barrett celebrates as Rule Britannia (The British Bulldog Theme) plays.

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Renee Young Interviews Adam Rose:

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Renee Young tells Adam Rose that ever since he’s arrived, he’s taken the WWE by storm. Adam Rose says Hello to Renee Young and London, then asks for his cheeseburger. Rose introduces his cheeseburger, Ethan, who has sesame seeds on his buns. Rose says they’ll take him to the doctor and get it checked out.

Renee Young asks Adam Rose what it means to be a Rosebud. Rose says it means to not be a lemon. After the WWE Universe sings Adam Rose’s theme, Renee brings up Adam Rose targeting Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter. Rose thinks targeting is a strong word and all he wants “Jacky Boy” and “Zebby” to do is lighten up and stop being grumpy pants’ and bitter little lemons.

Adam Rose introduces his Bunny, then tells The Bunny to show some of his moves. The Bunny starts breakdancing.

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Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger come out.

Zeb Colter calls out Renee Young for being in the ring with Adam Rose, who has questionable morals and runs around with a bunch of 1960s Woodstock Rejects.

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Zeb Colter tells Adam Rose that he has a bone to pick with him, but he has a bone to pick the WWE Universe drowns him out by singing Adam Rose’s theme song.

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Zeb Colter tells Adam Rose that he’s a problem in his country and if he hangs around London long enough, he’ll be a problem here. Colter says he doesn’t know how he got into England, but he fits in here better with these freaks then here in America.

Zeb Colter calls out the “Wellness” of the Exotic Express then brings up Adam Rose attacking him for the past two weeks. Colter challenges Adam Rose to a fight, but Jack Swagger sneaks up and attacks Adam Rose.

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Jack Swagger gets up and taunts the Exotic Express, but gets taken down by Adam Rose. Adam Rose clears the ring of Jack Swagger then tells Renee Young that sometimes you have to fight, but it’s party time, all the time.

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