Stephanie McMahon Addresses the WWE World Heavyweight Championship:

Daniel Bryan’s music plays.

Stephanie McMahon comes out doing Daniel Bryan’s “YES!” Chant.

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Stephanie McMahon tells the WWE Universe that they should be chanting “YES!” because Daniel Bryan had successful neck surgery this past Thursday. Stephanie reminds the fans about Daniel Bryan becoming champion at Wrestlemania and marrying Brie Bella, then plugs that Part 1 of the wedding will air this Sunday on Total Divas.

Stephanie McMahon says Daniel Bryan has overcome every obstacle and that his “YES!” chant has inspired everyone over the world, from celebrities to people like herself and the fans. Stephanie mocks the WWE Universe by taking herself out of that sentence, then mentions that Bryan is doing everything he can to come back since he knows the WWE Universe needs an active champion. Stephanie McMahon says that since she knows Daniel Bryan is convalescing at home and hanging on her every word, she has something to say to him. Rather than say Bad News Barrett’s catchphrase, Stephanie plays a Bad News Barrett montage.

After the Bad News Barrett montage, Stephanie McMahon imitates Bad News Barrett’s catchphrase.

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Stephanie McMahon announces that she is considering stripping Daniel Bryan of the WWE World Heavyweight Championship and awarding it to The Demon Kane, which gets boos. Stephanie says she could award it to Bad News Barrett, which the WWE Universe likes, but Stephanie makes fun of them for being predictable. Stephanie teases awarding the WWE World Heavyweight Championship to Triple H.

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Stephanie McMahon tells the WWE Universe that she will not strip Daniel Bryan of the WWE Championship, but she demands that Daniel Bryan do what’s best for business: Personally surrender the WWE Championship.

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The Union Jacks Return To RAW:

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The Union Jacks announce that they’re home, but Lana’s music plays.

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Lana tells the WWE Universe similar to mindless Americans, attempting to interfere with something far more superior and beyond their comprehension will be the cause of their downfall. Lana tells the WWE Universe that they cannot stop of alter the destiny of a great leader like Vladimir Putin.

Lana continues to trash America and England, then brings out the Bulgarian Brute, Rusev.

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Rusev says something in Russian…I think.

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Match 04: Rusev vs. The Union Jacks.

Heath Slater tries to jump on Rusev, but gets caught. Rusev proceeds to destroy The Union Jacks.

Rusev puts Heath Slater in the Camel Clutch.

Winner: Rusev

Backstage: Dean Ambrose says last week Triple H talked about humbling The Shield, but he brought his goons out to attack him. Triple H claims Evolution might be afraid but The Shield wants an Evolution that wants to fight. Ambrose brings the attention to Roman Reigns’ blackeye then asks if it’s Evolution’s brand of justice.

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Roman Reigns says he has 9 stitches, but if that’s Evolution’s best shot, then they have so many problems. Roman says they keep knocking The Shield down, but they keep standing tall and that they’re coming for Evolution.

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Seth Rollins says Evolution doesn’t understand and that they keep trying to take them down and put them up. Rollins brings up his match against Batista a couple weeks ago, and that one mistake lead to him getting beaten half to death and his career almost ended. Rollins says Evolution didn’t get the job done and tonight he won’t make any mistakes. Rollins tells Batista to believe that and Believe In The Shield.

Match 05: Rob Van Dam vs. Alberto Del Rio (Beat The Clock Challenge)

Alberto Del Rio says he deserves nothing less to be a champion again, but it’s not for a selfish reason. This is for the children because they deserve someone to look up to. Del Rio says the future of the planet depends on Del Rio being victorious…for the children.

Alberto Del Rio is not wearing kneepads.

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Rob Van Dam rolls up Alberto Del Rio.

Winner: Rob Van Dam

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Backstage: Renee Young asks John Cena if he has a gameplan to face Luke Harper tonight.

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John Cena tells Renee Young that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Cena’s plan is the same as it was last week. Step 1. Invite The Usos. Cena tells Renee and The Usos that the odds are stacked against him because The Wyatt Family has a lot of followers in the UK tonight, so there is desperation, but he loves desperation because it creates moments of opportunity to succeed and fail.

John Cena says in times of desperation, he fears no man and turns down no fight because they will find a way to win. Cena says The Usos are the Tag Team Champions and they have the heart of a Champion. Cena and The Usos start beating their chest and doing a chant.

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After The Usos do their chant, John Cena and The Usos beat their chest again.

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Backstage: Triple H tells Evolution that this is just the beginning. Randy Orton tells Triple H that they need to take The Shield out one by one. Triple H tells Batista that if takes out Seth Rollins tonight, Rollins won’t make it to payback. Batista agrees and says he’ll take Rollins out all by himself.