So That Happened: #RAW Recap (05/05/14)

Backstage: Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella get in a car. Bryan tells Brie that he can’t get wait to get out of here.

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Stephanie McMahon knocks on the window, which causes Brie Bella to scream. Stephanie blames her heavy hand again.

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Ain't no reason to hit the window that hard Steph.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) May 6, 2014

List of Professional Wrestlers with Hands of Stone:
1) Ronnie Garvin
2) Stephanie McMahon #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) May 6, 2014

Stephanie McMahon tells Daniel Bryan that she knows he told him he could leave, but he can’t leave until after his match. Stephanie says if Bryan doesn’t compete, she will have to consider it a breach of contract, and might have to strip him of the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Bryan goes to the ring with Brie.

Is this essentially See No Evil 2? Is that the best thing for Daniel Bryan?

— tim (@TimWelcomed) May 6, 2014

Why don't Bryan and Brie have Steph protect them with her Heavy Hand? #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) May 6, 2014

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Match 05: Alberto Del Rio vs. Daniel Bryan

Del Rio?

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) May 6, 2014

How cool would it be if Daniel Bryan runs down the ramp, knees Alberto Del Rio in the face and then leaves? #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

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Alberto Del Rio and Daniel Bryan put on a solid match, but then this happens.

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Daniel Bryan puts Alberto Del Rio into the YES! Lock.

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Welp! That's it! It's over, Del Rio!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

Winner: Daniel Bryan

Done! Daniel Bryan took Alberto Del Rio Down!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

Poor Alberto Del Rio. He works so hard.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

I'd like to see Del Rio and Bryan fight again without the threat of Kane looming over them.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

Post-Match, Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella celebrate with the “YES!” Chant until Kane’s fireworks and music plays.

BOOM! KANE! #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) May 6, 2014

OH NO ITS THE DEMON KANE

— tim (@TimWelcomed) May 6, 2014

It was nice of Kane to wait to haunt his enemy until after his wrestling match. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) May 6, 2014

Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella quickly run backstage. Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella get into the car. Bryan tries to start the car, but the wire is unplugged.

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See, that's why I hate Chryslers. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) May 6, 2014

Daniel Bryan tries to fix the car as Brie Bella screams at him.

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Daniel Bryan fixes the car, then notices Kane in the backseat of the car.

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Always Check the Backseat!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

"How did Bryan fix the car so fast?"

"He drove a forklift yesterday. Stop questioning what Daniel Bryan can and cannot do." #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) May 6, 2014

Brie, I'm afraid Nikki just doesn't have the time in her busy schedule to help you tonight. #RAW pic.twitter.com/NYsNPLUhO8

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 6, 2014

Kane reaches for Brie Bella, but Daniel Bryan starts attacking him.

Brie Bella, You are a Woman, a Wife AND a Wrestler. You can be all 3 at Once!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

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Bryan: O.O BRIE!
Brie: *Turns and sees Kane trying to tickle her. Screams like a Banshee*

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

That's what I sound like when someone tickles my feet. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 6, 2014

I expect that kind of a behavior from Nikki Bella, but not you, Brie. Go into #BRIEMODE!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

Daniel Bryan and Kane brawl as Brie Bella continues to scream.

Why is Brie Bella screaming like the Skittles Rabbit that used to sing Opera?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

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The last girl that got stuck in a car with Kane ended up having her brains screwed out by Triple H. Brie's lucky. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) May 6, 2014

Daniel Bryan tries to drive off, but Kane is on top of the car. Bryan drives away and Kane falls off the car.

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Kane could be really hurt for real

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) May 6, 2014

Daniel Bryan gets out of the car.

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BACK UP BRYAN BACK UP

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) May 6, 2014

Kane sits up.

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Daniel Bryan quickly gets back in the car with Brie Bella and drives off as Kane gets up and tries to chase them. Kane laughs as they get away.

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At some point, SOMEBODY has to look at the script and say, "This is stupid." Right?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

Match 06: Big E vs. Bad News Barrett (Intercontinental Title)

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EEP no reaction again for Big E. Welp. #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) May 6, 2014

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Where did he get that Mic from?

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) May 6, 2014

Did BNB just pull a mic from his knee pad? #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 6, 2014

Bad News Barrett says as the new Intercontinental Champion, he’s afraid he’s got some bad news. Barrett says the deformed slobs in the WWE Universe may have been worthy of a champion like Big E, but the fans will have to get reconstructive surgery to be worthy of a champion like Bad News Barrett.

Deformed slob is a horribly accurate description of myself.

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) May 6, 2014

Have you seen your nose Wade?

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) May 6, 2014

Hell, I would let that man read me Goodnight Moon. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) May 6, 2014

Wade Barrett should intentionally get himself counted out or disqualified and then say, "I'm Afraid I've Got Some Bad News…"

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

Big E. goes for the Big Ending, but Bad News Barrett rakes his eyes. Bad News Barrett hits the Bullhammer on Big E.

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Winner and STILL Intercontinental Champion: Bad News Barrett

BOOM BABY! Another Bad News victory. RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) May 6, 2014

Sorry, Big E. Tough Break.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

Mr. T Mother’s Day Tribute:

Is this Treat Your Mother Right Pt 2?

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) May 6, 2014

MR T~! #ThankYou #ThankYou #ThankYou

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) May 6, 2014

"LOVE YOUR MOTHERS!" – Mr T

— brianna (@ritahepburn) May 6, 2014

Let us never forget Shelton Benjamin's Mama. Or Brodus's. Someone call her. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) May 6, 2014

omg i cant believe they are mocking this. #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) May 6, 2014

You know what?!? This is messed up!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

Mr. T didn't deserve that.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

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Zeb Colter Speaks:

Zeb Colter says today isn’t Cinco De Mayo, it is May 5th and if anyone celebrates Cinco De Mayo, they just want to get drunk and vomit on themselves.

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The Humane Society would like to have a word with Zeb Colter about his dogs. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) May 6, 2014

Zeb Colter says the influx of illegal immigrants invading America and the WWE is upsetting, so he created “Zeb’s Deportation List.”

Zeb's Deportation List. He has great penmanship for a narrow minded fool.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

Deportation List? This list might be longer than Jericho's 1004 Holds list.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) May 6, 2014

Zeb Colter calls out Cesaro, Paul Heyman, Santino Marella, Emma and Paige. Colter thinks Cesaro is a traitor that needs to be deported and if they can find a country willing, they should take Paul Heyman too.

LOL. Heyman.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) May 6, 2014

Emma? Paige? Oh no!

— nicole (@angiechipz) May 6, 2014

Zeb Colter thinks Emma should stop doing the dance and that the dance is poisoning the minds of the WWE Universe. Colter wants Emma to get in a kangaroo and hop on back to Australia.

Hey, we don't ride kangaroos… much. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 6, 2014

You leave Emma alone, you mustachioed twerp! #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) May 6, 2014

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Zeb Colter says #ScumbagSheamus and Paige haven’t seen the sun since 1997.

Yeah, SHEAMUS NEEDS TO GO.

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) May 6, 2014

Zeb isn't racist folks. He just hated on the whitest people on #RAW.

— Erik Barnes (@ErikWBarnes) May 6, 2014

Zeb Colter is cut off by Adam Rose.

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Here comes…………………..THE PARTY. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) May 6, 2014

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Adam Rose comes out with The Exotic Express.

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BUNNY!!!!!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) May 6, 2014

THE BUNNY THE BUNNY THE BUNNY!

— nicole (@angiechipz) May 6, 2014

The Bunny! The World's Most Dangerous Rabbit!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

There's legit a black guy who just graduated hanging out with Adam Rose.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

Adam Rose falls into his party.

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Why would Adam Rose debut in Albany, the Party Downer capital of the World?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

"I just got my diploma. First thing I'mma do is join The Exotic Express! *Throws Diploma Down & parties*" – Black Guy in Adam Rose's Party

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

After Adam Rose gets in the ring, the WWE Universe starts cheering his theme song.

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WHOAAA OH OH OH

— young simba (@extremeexile) May 6, 2014

WHOAOAOAOA OH OH OHOHOH WHOAOAOAOA

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) May 6, 2014

Zeb Colter tells Adam Rose to stay back, but Adam Rose gets closer.

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Adam Rose tells Zeb Colter not to be a lemon and to be a Rosebud.

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DON'T BE A LEMON….
BE A ROSEBUD!!!!!

— brianna (@ritahepburn) May 6, 2014

Jack Swagger tries to attack Adam Rose, but Rose knocks him over the top rope.

Damn Swagger you're just batting 0's

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) May 6, 2014

Adam Rose and The Exotic Express start dancing around Zeb Colter.

Zeb, RUN! SCURRY! FLEE! FLEE! #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) May 6, 2014

ZEB CANNOT RUN #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) May 6, 2014

Zeb Colter escapes the ring.

ADAM ROSE HAS A CATGIRL. He just won this night. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) May 6, 2014

I love you Adam Rose #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) May 6, 2014

Michael Cole starts singing and dancing to Adam Rose’s theme.

Great. Now Michael Cole wants to join the Exotic Express. We can't have ANYTHING fun.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

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The Exotic Express continues to party.

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I wonder if they play Mario Party on the Exotic Express? I hope not. That game will end friendships and the whole Adam Rose Experience.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

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