So That Happened: #RAW Recap (05/05/14)

RAW begins with a WWE United States Championship Battle Royal!

WOW #RAW starting with a 20 man battle royal, and all 3 members of shield involved. hot start to the show

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) May 6, 2014

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I'm not ready for this.

— brianna (@ritahepburn) May 6, 2014

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Match 01: 20-Man Battle Royal for the U.S. Championship

This is pretty absurd, a 20 Man Battle Royal for the US Title, but I Love It.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

Hey guys, Heath Slater and Zack Ryder have a US Title Shot! #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) May 6, 2014

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To be fair, Dean Ambrose has beaten all of these guys already as a member of The Shield.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

Xavier Woods has been eliminated.

Poor Xavier

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) May 6, 2014

If Dean Ambrose pulled a Bobby Heenan (Slide to the outside until the end), I would lose my mind!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

Zack Ryder has been eliminated.

Dude! Zack Ryder's outta this?!? #BattleRoyal

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

Bye Ryder! #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) May 6, 2014

#RAW ohhhh radio, zack is now off of the show

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) May 6, 2014

R-Truth has been eliminated.

I don't know who threw R-Truth out, but thank you. Even if it's Big Show or #ScumbagSheamus, Thank You.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

Titus O’Neil has been eliminated.

Titus O'Neil gets eliminated by The Big Show next. #RAW

— Bryan (@TheLegacy181) May 6, 2014

Dolph Ziggler! You were almost eliminated by Heath Slater! Step It Up!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

Big Show tosses Sin Cara out of the ring. Sin Cara has been eliminated.

SIN CARA out.

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) May 6, 2014

I bet that's how they fired the original Sin Cara. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 6, 2014

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Damien Sandow has been eliminated.

#RAW Does Heath's elimination of Sandow count as a win? Does that mean he's 2-0? #WHOSNEXT

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) May 6, 2014

Heath Slater helps #ScumbagSheamus eliminate Damien Sandow. Slater was hoping to form a team called "GMB" with Sheamus.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

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If Dean Ambrose wins this, we are not allowed to complain about his title defenses EVER AGAIN! #BattleRoyal

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

#AnyoneButSheamus #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 6, 2014

Heath Slater has been eliminated.

Apparently, Heath Slater was eliminated. So much for "GMB."

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

Big Show and Mark Henry square off.

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Battle royals are great because they are the only competition you can win just by being fat. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) May 6, 2014

Everyone gangs up and eliminates Big Show. Then everyone gangs up and eliminated Mark Henry. Big Show and Mark Henry have been eliminated.

That escalated quickly. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 6, 2014

Show is out and MIZARK is out #Raw

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) May 6, 2014

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Kofi Kingston is almost eliminated, but does a handstand to stay in the ring.

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Dean Ambrose kicks Kofi Kingston out of the ring.

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Kofi Kingston has been eliminated.

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That's what you get for showing off, Kofi! So much for your Final Form! #FeudBackOn

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

You got greedy, Kofi.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

Goldust has been eliminated accidentally by Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes has been eliminated.

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Dolph Ziggler gets hit with the Cobra. Dolph Ziggler has been eliminated.

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Santino eliminating Ziggler hurts deep. #Raw

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) May 6, 2014

Santino Marella eliminates Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler will get revenge by dating Emma.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

Santino Marella has been eliminated.

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#ScumbagSheamus tries to Brogue Kick Ryback, but gets hit with a powerbomb.

Big time Powerbomb by The Ryback! Someone reminded him he was in the Main Event once.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

Curtis Axel has been eliminated.

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Dean Ambrose and Ryback fight on the apron. Ryback charges at Dean Ambrose but gets dropkicked out of the ring. Ryback has been eliminated.

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Stupid, Ryback! Dean Ambrose is smarter than you!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

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Jack Swagger tries to throw out Dean Ambrose.

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Dean Ambrose ends up throwing out Jack Swagger. Jack Swagger has been eliminated.

#ScumbagSheamus lurking…

— young simba (@extremeexile) May 6, 2014

#ScumbagSheamus hits Dean Ambrose with a Brogue Kick.

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HOLY CRAP BROGUE KICK #SCUMBAGSHEAMUS

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) May 6, 2014

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#ScumbagSheamus tosses out Dean Ambrose.

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Dean Ambrose has been eliminated.

ugh…

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) May 6, 2014

YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

Winner and NEWWWWW United States Champion: #ScumbagSheamus

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

It's a Shameful Thing! #ScumbagSheamus is Back!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

DAMN YOU #SCUMBAGSHEAMUS! DAMN YOUR SOUL! #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) May 6, 2014

If he were really a good guy, Sheamus would've eliminated himself.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

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Post-Match, Triple H comes out.

Triple H tells The Shield that they got incredibly lucky last night against Evolution. Triple H says since Dean Ambrose just lost the U.S. Title, their luck seems to be changing. Triple H informs The Shield that they will face The Wyatt Family tonight, and thinks The Shield’s luck will run out.

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YES PLZ. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 6, 2014

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Adam Rose Promo:

#Rosebud I can't waiiiiit!

— nicole (@angiechipz) May 6, 2014

Adam Rose is going to come out during The Shield/Wyatts and decimate both teams with The Exotic Express. Bunny will be the most ruthless one

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

Backstage: Renee Young asks #ScumbagSheamus how he felt winning the United States Championship. #ScumbagSheamus tells Renee that ever since he returned from injury, things haven’t gone to plan, but every broken stopwatch is right twice a day.

No one says that, Sheamus. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) May 6, 2014

#ScumbagSheamus says he has been watching and waiting, and tonight was the perfect opportunity. Renee Young asks #ScumbagSheamus what he would say to Dean Ambrose about the situation he has been in. #ScumbagSheamus responds, “No Hard Feelings, Fella.”

I'm still mad at you, #ScumbagSheamus! Not you, Renee Young: you are a professional and just doing your job.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

Backstage: Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella are celebrating until Stephanie McMahon walks up. Stephanie congratulates Bryan on his victory, but tells Steph that all Bryan did was anger the demon Kane. Stephanie suggests that Daniel Bryan stay in his locker room before his match tonight. Bryan “thanks” Stephanie for the advice.

Stephanie has heavy knockers. I mean her hands. #Raw

— Tom (@TQSherwood) May 6, 2014

Corporate Kane…. Demon Kane…. Just call him Kane! Like always!

— brianna (@ritahepburn) May 6, 2014

Stephanie looks like she's been celebrating Cinco de Mayo all day.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

Brie Bella notices something on Daniel Bryan’s locker room. Bryan and Brie look and see a Kane mask on the door.

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Kane's superpower is making his own bootleg merchandise appear within 10 feet of his enemies. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) May 6, 2014

Match 02: Rob Van Dam vs. Cesaro

RVD looks like he caught a Vandaminator. Taste of his own medicine.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) May 6, 2014

Paul Heyman comes out and introduces himself, then says just in case you didn’t hear the breaking news: His Client, Brock Lesnar, conquered The Undertaker’s Undefeated Streak at Wrestlemania.

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If you didn't hear about it. Rumor has it Brock Lesnar conquered the streak

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) May 6, 2014

Paul Heyman is that kid that actually sold enough chocolate bars/pizza kits to get the Cheetos Mountain Bike. #Raw

— Charles Nerd 🌈 (@CharlesNerd) May 6, 2014

They're going to sell Paul Heyman Standees that say, "My Client, Brock Lesnar…" #BuyMyBook #BuyMyBook

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

Paul Heyman tells the WWE Universe that he doesn’t like their attitude, then introduces The King Of Swing, Cesaro.

EVERYONE RUN TO THE BASEMENT, HERE COMES CESARO! #RAW

— Erik Barnes (@ErikWBarnes) May 6, 2014

Why does Cesaro have one of those generic #WWE2K14 themes?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

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This theme is just noise.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) May 6, 2014

I bet Cesaro could swing pyramid head. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) May 6, 2014

Rob Van Dam dives on Cesaro.

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Rob Van Dam recklessly jumps on people like a 5 year old

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

Cesaro hits Rob Van Dam with Swiss Death.

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KAPOW

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) May 6, 2014

SWISS DEATH! #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) May 6, 2014

Cesaro continues to assault Rob Van Dam to the point he gets disqualified.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/463480755486609408

Winner: Rob Van Dam (via DQ)

NO MORE! NO MORE! NO MORE! – Paul Heyman. #Raw

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) May 6, 2014

"DON'T BOO CESARO!" Paul Heyman, being the best.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) May 6, 2014

To be fair, Rob Van Dam's eyes are always red, so you can't tell if he's hurt or not.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) May 6, 2014

Paul Heyman stops Cesaro from attacking, telling him that he’ll get suspended.

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