So That Happened: #RAW Recap (04/21/14)

Cesaro and Paul Heyman Speak:

Cesaro and Paul Heyman come out with New Music.

HOLLA IF YA HEAR M—oh it's Cesaro

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 22, 2014

https://twitter.com/adamlucidi/status/458421351964233728

Love the new theme for Cesaro. #Raw

— 💋 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂💋 (@Batman_Infinite) April 22, 2014

You can't Swing anybody to this! C'mon King of Swing!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 22, 2014

Paul Heyman introduces himself as the advocate of the King Of Swing, Cesaro. Heyman also adds that he is the advocate for the Beast Incarnate and Conquer of The Undertaker’s Streak, Brock Lesnar. Heyman starts to talk, but they go to commercial.

CESARO THO. HEYMAN ON THE MIC THO. THAT THEME THO. #RAW

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) April 22, 2014

They cut Heyman off! Wut? #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) April 22, 2014

One does not cut off Paul Heyman. Even Godzilla.

— young simba (@extremeexile) April 22, 2014

https://twitter.com/prettyheartless/status/458422642908086272

Great. Now I can't hear Paul Heyman say "Beat the Streak" 82 times. If only there is some application I can access via my mobile device…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 22, 2014

Err, yeah just go to commercial on a Heyman promo, gg.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 22, 2014

When they come back from commercial, Paul Heyman keeps reminding everyone that his client, Brock Lesnar conquered The Undertaker’s undefeated streak at Wrestlemania.

https://twitter.com/_katierose13/status/458421745003663360

Rob Van Dam was supposed to come out earlier, but he's still high from 4:20 yesterday, so Paul Heyman had to improvise.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 22, 2014

“@WNSource: I don't understand what you mean? RT @LukeWaskowski: @WNSource Did you know? http://t.co/7g6zZ3mwsK” pic.twitter.com/MCMCdJmH7E

— young simba (@extremeexile) April 22, 2014

Match 05: Rob Van Dam vs. Cesaro

https://twitter.com/_katierose13/status/458422946432708609

What if Rob Van Dam DIDN'T Smoke yesterday? Maybe it was just SUNDAY to him?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 22, 2014

I'm actually really, really stoked for RVD vs. Cesaro right now. This is going to be fun. #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) April 22, 2014

RVD: *Staring at Cesaro* Dude…CW Anderson? You lost SO MUCH weight!
Cesaro: *Looks at Paul Heyman, who just shakes his head disappointed*

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 22, 2014

The longer this match goes, the more likely it is that Cesaro gets a contact high.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 22, 2014

Rob Van Dam goes for a Five Star Frog Splash, but Cesaro stops him with an uppercut.

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https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/458458025829732352

Cesaro hits Rob Van Dam with a Tiger Driver.

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TIGERBOMB!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) April 22, 2014

WHOA! What a Double Underhook Powerbomb!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 22, 2014

Cesaro goes for the Cesaro Swing, but Jack Swagger’s music plays.

No one asked you Swagger

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 22, 2014

Jack Swagger is helping out his fellow Blaze Brother, Rob Van Dam!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 22, 2014

Dammit Jack Swagger! Just like your in-ring actions, you have TERRIBLE timing!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 22, 2014

Rob Van Dam tries to attack Cesaro on the outside, but gets hit with a Cesaro Upercut.

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YES!!!!!!! EXACTLY WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 22, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/458426146195927040

Cesaro tosses Rob Van Dam back into the ring, but Jack Swagger pushes Cesaro into the ringpost.

GET OUT SWAGGER YOU AND YOUR STUPID HAIRCUT

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 22, 2014

Winner: Rob Van Dam (via Count Out)

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/458426312353259520

1) There's no way Mike Chioda didn't see Swagger interfere
2) Chioda don't care.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 22, 2014

Excited for Robert Van Dam to return to the top of the Intercontinental mountain after ten long years.

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) April 22, 2014

Post-Match, Jack Swagger attacks Cesaro, but Cesaro fends him off. Cesaro notices he’s alone in the ring with Zeb Colter.

https://twitter.com/NotGeorgieBoy/status/458426512442941440

ZEB IS ABOUT TO GET SWUNG. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) April 22, 2014

SWING HIM BY HIS MUSTACHE

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 22, 2014

"He's a War Veteran! He's a Grandfather! He's My Uncle!" – JBL on Zeb Colter

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 22, 2014

Jack Swagger saves Zeb Colter from getting the Cesaro Swing.

https://twitter.com/prettyheartless/status/458426798544814080

Jack Swagger ends up getting a Cesaro Swing for his troubles.

THE SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) April 22, 2014

Heyman commanding Cesaro to swing Swagger is the best. #RAW

— Tom (@TQSherwood) April 22, 2014

Why does Jack Swagger look like he's enjoying that Swing?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 22, 2014

Cesaro celebrates in the ring with Paul Heyman.

I thought Perry Saturn was coming out for a second, but it's just Cesaro's horrible generic music.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 22, 2014

That theme is a buzzkill. Major Buzzkill. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) April 22, 2014

https://twitter.com/_katierose13/status/458426934377349120

That Air Siren makes me think they're going to put on 99 Luftballoons (IN GERMAN) for Cesaro

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 22, 2014

I miss singing Cesaro's music. Now it's just singing Swagger's music. Nobody wants to do that.

— The Steel Cage (@thesteelcage) April 22, 2014

Backstage: Rob Van Dam is about to speak with Renee Young, until Cesaro and Paul Heyman come up and mock congratulate RVD. Paul Heyman asks how RVD can sleep well at night, but RVD says he sleeps comfortably.

I know how he sleeps well at night Heyman.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 22, 2014

Rob Van Dam tells Cesaro that if he ever wants to get ahead in his career, keep his house, his money and his career away from Paul Heyman. Paul Heyman asks RVD if he’s referring to him, and RVD responds with his taunt.

SHOTS. FIRED. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) April 22, 2014

"Are You Talking About Me?" – Paul Heyman
"Rob … Van… Dam!" That's not an appropriate response, RVD!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 22, 2014

Match 06: Aksana vs. Paige

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/458429090765086721

Aksana and her 70s porn music.

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) April 22, 2014

https://twitter.com/_katierose13/status/458429073828495361

Damn, Paige! At least let Aksana and her slow sax music get to the ring before coming out.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 22, 2014

Watch your face, Aksana has killer legs.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 22, 2014

Paige wears a leather jacket because she bullied Cory Matthews in high school. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) April 22, 2014

Last week, Paige defeated Alicia Fox on the WWF WarZone jobber ladder. Next on the step: Aksana.

— young simba (@extremeexile) April 22, 2014

Aksana is dressed like "Sexy Tazz" tonight.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 22, 2014

These Divas are kicking the crap out of each other! This Slobberknocker is shades of Sheamus / Wade Barrett from earlier! #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 22, 2014

https://twitter.com/KeepItFiveStar/status/458430484926976000

Paige knees Aksana in the face.

Paige delivers a knee to Aksana's face!
"So this is karma, yes?" – Aksana

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 22, 2014

Knee to the eye. Take THAT Aksana.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 22, 2014

After that knee, don't be surprised if you see Naomi slip Paige some money backstage. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 22, 2014

Paige puts the Scorpion Crosslock on Aksana.

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Paige is an expert pain distributor. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) April 22, 2014

Winner: Paige

Insta tap.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 22, 2014

Paige with that payback for Naomi.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) April 22, 2014

Justin Roberts introduces the Ravishing Russian, Lana.

A theme fitting for an RPG villain

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 22, 2014

Hi Lana. #Raw

— Tom (@TQSherwood) April 22, 2014

NEEEMANYAH

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 22, 2014

Vnimanie is Russian for "daaaaaaaamn dem legs doe!" #RAW

— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) April 22, 2014

Lana. ❤

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGS

— nicole (@angiechipz) April 22, 2014

After speaking Russian, Lana tells the fans that the fact that they share oxygen with Alexander Rusev, is a privilege is a lifetime. Lana says resistance is futile, so drop to your knees in reverence of the Bulgarian Brute, Alexander Rusev.

I doubt any man would have a problem dropping to their knees if Lana asked. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) April 22, 2014

Seriously, Lana needs to be Raw general manager one day. #RAW

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) April 22, 2014

*twerks to Rusev's music*

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) April 22, 2014

Match 07: Alexander Rusev vs. Sin Cara

Oh Sin Cara, how far you've fallen. But at least you didn't hurt yourself when you landed this time. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) April 22, 2014

C'mon Sin Cara you can do it!

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 22, 2014

C'mon, Green Ant! You Got This!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 22, 2014

NO MOOD LIGHTING? It's an unfair advantage against Sin Cara… #Raw

— Tom (@TQSherwood) April 22, 2014

Rusev called for the Knee! The Eye Opener!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 22, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/458433113719185409

Green Ranger Cara with offense?

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 22, 2014

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Nope!

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 22, 2014

https://twitter.com/theisb/status/458433209144205312

RUSEV! CRUSH!

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) April 22, 2014

STOP. STOP. HE'S ALREADY DEAD.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 22, 2014

Winner: Alexander Rusev

I
HATE
CAMEL
CLUTCHES

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) April 22, 2014

But that Gatorplex was sweet.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) April 22, 2014

And to think, Hunico thought his losing days were over once he became Sin Cara again.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) April 22, 2014

Bo Dallas Promo…Again:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

— Jayfuz (🗣️Rufus, but Jay) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@Jayfuz) April 22, 2014

#BOlieve

— young simba (@extremeexile) April 22, 2014

Bo Dallas' Mom must've listened to Positively Paige tapes while she was pregnant with Bo.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) April 22, 2014

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