Bray Wyatt Speaks:

Bray Wyatt says society does what they’re told, but he is differently. Bray Wyatt says he has 1,000 faces and a million names like Seducer, Accuser and Destroyer. Wyatt says that you can call him whatever name you see fit, but he has never lied unlike John Cena.

Bray Wyatt says John Cena has made a career out of lying to the WWE Universe. Wyatt says behind Cena’s isn’t a man, it’s a beast. Wyatt says tells the kids that he’s not going to let John Cena do this to them anymore. Wyatt claims he has Cena up against the ropes and all he needs is that one last little push.

Bray Wyatt says Abigail will be his sword, but he will not slay this monster yet. Right now, he just wants to come out and play. Bray Wyatt calls out John Cena to the ring.

John Cena comes out and tells Bray Wyatt he last thing he needs is another push because no one wants to see that. Cena says The Wyatt Family is always so serious. Cena tells Bray Wyatt that he tried to bring the monster out at Wrestlemania, but it doesn’t exist. Cena wants to try something different and have fun with Bray Wyatt.

John Cena says that he doesn’t judge anybody, but if he could get The Wyatt Family to Happy Hour, they’d be the life of the party. Cena thinks Erick Rowan would be telling jokes for days, while Luke Harper would streak through the quad. Cena compliments Bray Wyatt’s white pants, Hawaiian Shirt and Michael Jackson glove, and calls him a ladies’ man. Cena thinks Bray Wyatt should have a few drinks, get introduced to some Birmingham ladies, then makes a Roll Tide reference.

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John Cena brings up Sister Abigail and wonders if she’s even real. Cena says he did some research on the “Google Machine” and found Sister Abigail on MySpace.

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John Cena compliments Sister Abigail’s “beauty” and “facial hair” then tells Bray Wyatt that he started to wonder what Bray’s Mom looked like. Cena says he found Bray Wyatt’s Mom on Tinder, then introduces us to “Bobby-Jo Wyatt.”

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John Cena “reveals” that The Wyatt Family has a new member and that he had to use his connections at TMZ to get the first photo of the baby. Cena introduces the WWE to Chastity-Lynn Wyatt.

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Bray Wyatt tells John Cena that anytime a serious threat is in his face, all he does is make jokes about it. John Cena says that if Bray Wyatt wants serious, he should know that Cena can get serious with anyone. Cena says at Wrestlemania, Bray Wyatt forced his back against the wall and forced him to fight for everything. Cena says Bray Wyatt found out that when John Cena gets serious, Bray Wyatt’s ass gets beat.

John Cena tells Bray Wyatt to be careful what he wishes for, because he might get it. Cena tells Wyatt that if he gets beaten again, he becomes the desperate man who will fight for everything. Cena says he’s going to force Bray Wyatt to do something that he hasn’t done since he stepped in the WWE. Cena thinks Bray Wyatt talks, but without his family, he can’t back it up. Cena tells Wyatt that when you take Luke Harper and Erick Rowan out of the equation, Bray Wyatt goes from Eater Of Worlds to Eater Of The World’s Largest Cinnabun.

John Cena issues a serious challenge to Bray Wyatt. Cena wants Bray Wyatt at Extreme Rules in a Steel Cage.

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Bray Wyatt likes the idea, then tells John Cena that they have been playing with knives, but sooner or later, one of them is gonna get stuck. Wyatt asks Cena how he can be 100% sure that it won’t be him. Bray Wyatt asks Cena if he wants to have fun and a good time, then rants about how he refuses to have a fallacy like John Cena control Bray and his brothers and sisters, because this is his world and it belongs to him. Bray Wyatt ends his speech by singing “He’s Got The Whole World.”

Match 08: Santino Marella and Emma vs. Fandango and Layla

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Michael Cole reveals that Fandango and Summer Rae have broken up.

Winners: Fandango and Layla

Backstage: Stephanie McMahon tells Kane that his job performance has been less than satisfactory. Kane tries to apologize, but Stephanie McMahon doesn’t want to hear it. Stephanie says she and Hunter hired him for this job, they thought they chose a man with no moral code, who could truly lead, take charge and take no prisoners but instead, Kane quivel with people of far lesser intellect than him

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Stephanie McMahon reminds Kane that he failed 3 different times against Daniel Bryan. Kane tries to explain himself, but Stephanie McMahon tells him to shut up. Stephanie McMahon calls Kane weak, pathetic and a shell of what he used to be.

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Stephanie McMahon continues to yell at Kane, saying he used to be the Big Red Machine and a Monster, who made women scream and cry at his very presence. Stephanie asks what happened to The Devil’s Favorite Demon. Kane stands up and gets in Stephanie McMahon’s face.

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Kane looks at his mask in a glass case.

Kane takes his mask out of the glass case, then promises to eviscerate Daniel Bryan and send him to hell.

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Bo Dallas Promo:

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The Ultimate Warrior’s Final Promo:

Adam Rose Promo:

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Match 09: Dolph Ziggler vs. Bad News Barrett

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Bad News Barrett hits the Wasteland on Dolph Ziggler.

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Dolph Ziggler hits Bad News Barrett with a Top Rope X-Factor.

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Bad News Barrett hits Dolph Ziggler with the Bullhammer.

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Winner: Bad News Barrett

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Post-Match, Bad News Barrett says he’s afraid he has some Bad News. Standing right here is Bad News Barrett and standing before them is the next Intercontinental Champion.

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Kane Promo:

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