So That Happened: #RAW Recap (03/17/14)

Match 05: AJ Lee and Tamina vs. The Funkadactyls

Naomi returns wearing an eyepatch.

NAOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

— brianna (@ritahepburn) March 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/445744134590984192

NAOMI THE PIRATE

— Tom – BAYLEYMANIA (@TQSherwood) March 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/_katierose13/status/445744254875611136

Naomi channeling her inner Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury. BAD. ASS. #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) March 18, 2014

Naomi looks like she's starring in a remake of Mad Max. (CAN Naomi star in a remake of Mad Max?)

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

"Coming down the isle, accompanied by her mother, Tamina Snuka, AJ Lee!" – Justin Roberts

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

Tamina delivering knee drops to Cameron, trying to make the Funkadactyls match.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

Is that a new #BlackRef?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/445744974110281728

The Bella Twins are on commentary:

#raw its #earthygirlfriend and #plasticgirlfriend on commentary

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) March 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/445744183785967617

Naomi gets the Hot Tag and hits the Split-Legged Moonsault on AJ Lee.

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Hey! They gave her a real finisher!

— Tom – BAYLEYMANIA (@TQSherwood) March 18, 2014

Winners: The Funkadactyls

Wow! Imagine what Naomi could do with TWO good eyes!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/445745608486178816

Post-Match, AJ Lee yells at Tamina.

AJ! Don't yell at your Mother!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/445745822940942339

AJ, this didn't work out for Gail Kim…It's been four days and Lei'd Tapa is STILL punching her.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

Tamina AJ for the belt at Mania? I can deal with that. #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) March 18, 2014

The Newest Inductee into the Hall Of Fame Is…

https://twitter.com/HBShizzlesAngel/status/445747379028115456

I love Mr T since The A Team. This is awesome.

— brianna (@ritahepburn) March 18, 2014

Daniel Bryan: The A-Team and Rocky III were very big. I don't watch TV, but I heard the A-Team was good. I dunno.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/445747583323877376

The Question is: How is Mr. T going to get to the Hall of Fame? You Know He's Not Flying There.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/patmichael84/status/445750324800655360

Match 06: Dolph Ziggler, Big E. Langston, Big Show and Mark Henry vs. Alberto Del Rio, Damien Sandow and Rybaxel

The Andre The Giant Battle Royal should be like the Royal Rumble in No Mercy for N64. Eliminate everyone until Andre comes out at the end.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

Wait, you have to carry the statue for a year? Welcome to the Andre the Giant Memorial Getting Stopped by TSA EVERY TIME Trophy!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

Dolph Ziggler hits severaldropkicks.

Dolph Ziggler has Dropkicks for Everyone!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

Curtis Axel gets in the ring and I start yawning; that can't be good.

— LeKeith (@lekeithlewis) March 18, 2014

Michael Cole just called Big Show "The Favorite" for the Battle Royal.

That means he's gonna lose.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

Everyone starts getting thrown over the top rope.

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Guys are flying over the top rope and I'm expecting Rey Mysterio to come out and everyone start booing. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) March 18, 2014

So was this over the top rope or pinfall / submission? Make up your minds!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

Damien Sandow tries to attack Big Show, but gets chokeslammed.

Poor Sandow…

I want Sandow to win the battle royal. He deserves it.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

Winner: Big Show, Big E. Langston, Dolph Ziggler and Mark Henry

https://twitter.com/WellYoureWrong/status/445751788960878592

You Know Big Show, Mark Henry and Big E make Dolph Ziggler order all the food at McDonald's. They just get water.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

Big E., Big Show, Dolph Ziggler and Mark Henry together look like a Community Center Basketball Team.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

Backstage: Renee Young tries to talk Batista again and asks if he quit the WWE. Batista says he never quit anything in his life. Batista tells Renee that he doesn’t care if it’s Triple H or Daniel Bryan, he’s leaving Wrestlemania with what he came back for: The WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

#RAW Batista "Never quit anything in my life…until I bust my ass on a Pay Per View"

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) March 18, 2014

Batista never quit anything in his life. Except MMA, WWE etc. #RAW

— ✨ 🍂 🕯Autumn🕯🍂✨ (@Batman_Infinite) March 18, 2014

Also was any1 else waiting 4 Batista 2 turn around & walk away w/ the Incredible Hulk closing music playing? What was w/ the backpack? #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) March 18, 2014

WWE plays John Cena/Bray Wyatt Video Package:

Oh My God. WWE is actually using an Eminem song!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

EMINEM IN A WWE VIDEO PROMO! SPEND THAT MONEY WELL!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) March 18, 2014

An EMINEM song on WWE Television. Now Ive seen it all. #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) March 18, 2014

I didn't think it'd be possible to fall in love with a video package, but I just did.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/445754383733493760

Fun Fact: Last time WWE used an Eminem Song was Sunday Night Heat in 2000 for Triple H. It was "The Way I Am." #Nerd

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

Match 07: Bray Wyatt vs. Kof Kingston

Kofi, You Got This! Just Imagine You're Fighting Husky Harris…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

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Winner: Bray Wyatt

This WWE Raw main event in 2014 has been brought to you by Kofi Kingston.

— young simba (@extremeexile) March 18, 2014

Kofi Kingston was just out-performed in this segment by an Eminem mp3. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) March 18, 2014

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