So That Happened: #RAW Recap (03/17/14)

RAW beings with Triple H in the middle of the ring.

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Triple H is MAD right now…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/445712116549705728

Opening by saying all of this is our fault. This does not bode well for the following #Raw. #WWE

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) March 18, 2014

Triple H vows to crush the WWE Unvierse’s dreams by ending the Yes Movement and destroying Daniel Bryan. Triple H claims this is all their fault, because they (the fans) forced his hand. Triple H says he’s no longer upset, because he had a week to think about it. But at Wrestlemania, he is going to be cold, calculated and without remorse.

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Remember WWE Universe, it's not Triple H's hand swinging the sledgehammer at Daniel Bryan's beard, it's ours.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

Triple H's nerf ball forehead is extra shiny tonight. #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) March 18, 2014

Triple H says he has a couple of things he’d like to say to Daniel Bryan, but he’s going to say it to his face later tonight, man to man. Triple H tries to plug the rest of the show, but Batista comes out.

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Jeans, check. Shades, check. He's here for Raw!

— young simba (@extremeexile) March 18, 2014

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Look at that, Batista and I wear the same size shirt. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) March 18, 2014

Batista looks like an ostrich. #RAW

— Adam Lucidi (@adamlucidi) March 18, 2014

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Batista tells Triple H that he may have big problems with Daniel Bryan, but he has bigger problems with him. Batista complains about Daniel Bryan being in the Main Event of Wrestlemania, then says that this isn’t hat he signed up for. Batista says he’s not cool with this, and asks Triple H what he was thinking.

Apparently Batista signed a Ryder on his return to the WWE. No one told him it was Zack Ryder

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

Batista's "No Paparazzi" shirt is a dig at his rumored ex-girlfriend/fling, Melina.

Apparently, he stole Melina's pants too.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

Batista has a shirt on that says " No Paparazzi" Oh please, @RealMelina did it so much better. #RAW

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) March 18, 2014

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Triple H asks Batista if he thinks Daniel Bryan has a chance in hell of beating him, but gets interrupted by Randy Orton.

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Man, Family Reunions can be Awkward. Evolution Reunions? SUPER Awkward. #RAW

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

Ric Flair probably feels really left out right now… #RAW

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) March 18, 2014

Randy Orton apologizes to Triple H because he has to agree with Batista on this one. Orton asks Triple H what he’s thinking making it possible for the Wrestlemania Main Event to become a triple threat match. Triple H asks the same question again, then says Daniel Bryan has no chance in hell of beating him and that it’s not going to happen.

#RAW No Orton, I don't know what you mean

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) March 18, 2014

Randy IS Randall from Recess, dagnabbit. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) March 18, 2014

Triple H asks Randy Orton and Batista if Daniel Bryan has gotten that far into their heads. Batista calls Triple H out on Daniel Bryan getting into his head. Randy Orton asks for a match against Daniel Bryan in a No-DQ match. Orton vows to beat Bryan and do what Big Dave couldn’t do last week. Triple H agrees.

Daniel Bryan doesn't need to get inside your head; he just has to connect with it, using his knee or foot

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

Randy Orton calls out Batista by saying the reason for the YES Movement and the reason that the fans are behind Daniel Bryan is because nobody cares about Batista. Orton tells Batista that if he just lived up to his hype, they wouldn’t be in this situation, but nobody cared when he left and nobody cares now.

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Look at Orton laying down the truth.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) March 18, 2014

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Batista responds to Randy Orton by saying the reason the WWE Universe loves Daniel Bryan is because Orton sucks as a Champion.

"Nobody Cared When You Left; They Cared Even Less When You're Back." Man The Voices in Orton's Head are NOT Batista Fans!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

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That's the best you got Batista?

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) March 18, 2014

Batista tells Randy Orton that the only reason he is WWE Champion is because of Triple H. Batista calls Orton a paper champion and claims Orton wishes he could be Batista. Batista says Orton will never be Batista, and that he doesn’t deserve to hold those titles because they’re his.

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randy lol "TAKE IT BACK!" YOURE A MEAN BULLY BATISTA! #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) March 18, 2014

Please stop talking, Dave. In fact, just go. Go home. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) March 18, 2014

Randy Orton and Batista start arguing as Triple H tries to get in between them. Triple H gives up and starts to walk away.

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Batista asks Triple H where he’s going and demands that he fixes this. Triple H tells Batista that he’s sick of everything around here. Triple H is sick of Daniel Bryan and the WWE Universe cheering for him. Triple H is also sick of Hollywood Movie Stars thinking they can walk back into the WWE, acting like they know more about it than him.

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Triple H done lost it.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) March 18, 2014

#RAW Wait, #Bootista is a hollywood movie star? does he know that?

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) March 18, 2014

Triple H is also sick of “technically gifted guys” who are so screwed up in the head, that they can’t win a match without him holding their hand.

Is this the Evolution Summit? Someone get Ric Flair to calm everybody down.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

You know if you gave Trips' voice to Comic Book Guy that would be the most stereotypical nerd ever.

— Tom (@TQSherwood) March 18, 2014

Triple H says he’s thinking that “the old man” was right: The only person you can trust in this world is yourself. Triple H says there will be a triple threat at Wrestlemania, but Daniel Bryan won’t be in it. Triple H says when he beats Daniel Bryan, the Triple Threat Match will be Batista vs. Randy Orton vs. Triple H!

LOL OH MY GOD HERE WE GO

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) March 18, 2014

Oh. MY. DAMN.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) March 18, 2014

Wait. Triple H might be in the Wrestlemania Main Event?!? That is NOT what I wished for!

— LeKeith (@lekeithlewis) March 18, 2014

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That would have been nice… in 2005. #RAW

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) March 18, 2014

Of course Trips inserts himself. Why wouldn't he? He said it before, Orton was holding his title.

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) March 18, 2014

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NNNNNNNNO! *Bats Triple H on the nose with the newspaper* BAD! BAD TRIPLE H! STAY AWAY FROM THAT TITLE MATCH!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

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Batista complains and yells at Triple H, saying he didn’t sign up for this. Randy Orton hits the RKO on Batista then does the Orton Pose.

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That RKO was for Batista stretching out Orton's jeans. They're not skinny on him.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

Either way. Batista and Orton will NOT be leaving as champ WM night.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) March 18, 2014

Backstage: Renee Young tries to talk to Batista, but Batista tells her coming back here was a big mistake. Batista walks out.

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Bye Batista! In the words of Batista, "Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out!" …Also "Basketballs don't hold grudges."

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

Match 01: The Usos vs. The Real Americans

"We the People" Chants? That's pretty messed up, San Antonio!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

We've seen this match so many times, but they're good so no complaints.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) March 18, 2014

Cesaro Slammed Jey Uso so hard, Jimmy Uso AND Rikishi felt it!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

Cesaro goes for the Cesaro Swing, but The Usos block it.

Usos, I love you, but don't interrupt the swing! EVER!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

The Usos hit Cesaro with a Samoan Drop.

Cesaro got tossed into a samoan drop. amazing.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) March 18, 2014

The Usos go for a dive. After diving on Swagger, Jimmy Uso tries to dive on Cesaro but gets hits with a Cesaro Uppercut.

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Dear God Cesaro. #RAW

— Drop Toehold (@Drop_Toehold) March 18, 2014

CESARO THA GAWD!!!!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) March 18, 2014

Cesaro done killed him with a Shin Shoryuken

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) March 18, 2014

Done! European Uppercut! Over the Top Rope!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

CE. FREAKING. SARO. #wwe #raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) March 18, 2014

#RAW That Cesaro Uppercut is like something from Mortal Kombat! unbelievable

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) March 18, 2014

See? If you didn't interrupt the Cesaro Swing, you wouldn't have gotten an uppercut like that. What did you learn, Usos?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

Winners: The Real Americans

That's good stuff Cesaro and the Usos.

— Tom (@TQSherwood) March 18, 2014

First Cesaro was from Switzerland and then he was from the US and now he's from Krypton. #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) March 18, 2014

The Need to Rename The Real Americans to "Cesaro and the Fodder."

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

The Real Americans keep botching high fives. They may look like a unit, but they're not a unit.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

Backstage: Kane tells The Shield that things got out of hand Friday Night and that all of them made regrettable decisions that could have long term consequences. Kane tells The Shield that he needs a united Shield by his side, because if he can’t count on them, then The Authority can’t count on The Shield. And if The Authority can’t count on them, then they become a liability.

The ONE Time Kane could wear a Green Tie and he wears red. That's not good for Company morale.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/NotGeorgieBoy/status/445721263055847424

take a chill pill, Kane.

— brianna (@ritahepburn) March 18, 2014

Kane asks if he can count on The Shield. Seth Rollins tells Kane that they’re united and Roman Reigns says believe in that. Kane says he believes that The Shield will do the right thing when they’re asked, or they’ll find out how replaceable they really are.

#RAW #SnarkyShield is at it again

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) March 18, 2014

These Shield/Kane segments are like an 80's high school sitcom – if the principal was big ol' Satan and the kids were in the SWAT Team. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) March 18, 2014

Girl bye witcha libertarian nonsense pic.twitter.com/b9HVBcrZhl

— Barry (@TheBarrylad) March 18, 2014

Hornswoggle tries to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with the WWE Universe by giving fans gifts.

Finlay should come out and knock Bad News Barrett over.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

Hornswoggle is interrupted by Bad News Barrett.

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Hornswoggle and #BadNewsBarrett at the same time? It's a St. Patrick's Day Miracle! or Nightmare.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

IT'S TIME FOR SOME B B B B B B B B BAD NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWS

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) March 18, 2014

Bad News Barrett gives a brief history of St. Patrick’s Day, then says he has some bad news. The reality is most people will spend St. Patrick’s Day inebriated and spend the day drunk and vomitting. Barrett says the next they, the people will wake up hung over, and regret the decisions they made.

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Match 02: #ScumbagSheamus vs. Titus O’Neil

It's Sheamus and Sheamus Jr!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

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LOOK AT THIS FOOL pic.twitter.com/hBLu5OGjA3

— brandon (@TheRealClassic) March 18, 2014

….oh Titus.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) March 18, 2014

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OH MY GOD IRISH TITUS O'NEIL IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) March 18, 2014

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Christian is on commentary:

Christian. Give it up, man.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

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The commentators make fun of Christian and Christian snaps on the commentators. Chrsitian calls out JBL calling him ugly and says Christian looks like David Spade in a Fat Suit. Christian thinks the commentators should do better at their jobs.

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" You look like David Spade in a fat suit" OMG. #RAW

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) March 18, 2014

DAVID SPADE IN A FAT SUIT!!!! GO IN!!!!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) March 18, 2014

#RAW JBL "Can we get a blue dot over Christian's commentary?" #Commenhatin

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) March 18, 2014

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Titus O’Neil goes after Hornswoggle and brings him into the ring.

Titus O'Neil is picking on Hornswoggle because Hornswoggle is the height and weight of a keg. #Payback

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

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#ScumbagSheamus throws Hornswoggle like a battering ram into Titus O’Neil.

Finlay's Faux-Children Stick Together!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

#RAW Christian beating himself is NOT PG

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) March 18, 2014

GOOD GOD, COULD CHRISTIAN TALK ABOUT BEATING HIMSELF ANYMORE? NOT PG. #RAW

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) March 18, 2014

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Saint Patricks Day, the one day of the year it's logical to team the leprechaun with the Irish bloke. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) March 18, 2014

Winner: #ScumbagSheamus

#ScumbagSheamus' Tatanka-like streak continues.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

Post-Match, Renee Young congratulates #ScumbagSheamus on his victory, then asks how he’s going to spend his St. Patrick’s Day. Sheamus wishes the WWE Universe a Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

And did he just call him "Tight Arse O'Neil?" #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) March 18, 2014

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#RAW #ScumbagSheamus disrespecting his opponent #TightArseOneil

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) March 18, 2014

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#ScumbagSheamus announces himself as an entrant in the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal. Christian sneaks up and attacks #ScumbagSheamus

BLUE DOT FROM BEHIND. #RAW

— Chris Riddle (@ChrisRiddle) March 18, 2014

I know I should be upset at Christian but he was wearing a Nice Jacket so…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

Christian hits the Unprettier on #ScumbagSheamus

So…. Christian is a sucker for punishment.

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) March 18, 2014

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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Joe Manganiello will be at RAW Next Week:

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ARNIE!

— brianna (@ritahepburn) March 18, 2014

JOE MAGIENWHATEVER FINE ASS ON RAW!!!!!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) March 18, 2014

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Scooby-Doo will also be appearing RAW Next Week:

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

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The Mystery Machine is going be at #RAW Next Week! Take That, Arnold! This RAW is going to be Awesome!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) March 18, 2014

Bring out Top Cat…

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) March 18, 2014

Courtesy of our Hanna-Barbarians post

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