So That Happened: #RAW Recap (02/03/14)

Match 05: #ScumbagSheamus vs. Curtis Axel

#scumbagsheamus

— young simba (@extremeexile) February 4, 2014

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) February 4, 2014

Hey, Sheamus. Listen Guys. Can We Keep Talking about Emma? That Dance is so much Fun! and Imagine her Bubble Filled Wrestlemania Entrance?!?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) February 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/430531768064569344

Best thing about this match Axel's music. Though it feels like a waste. #scumbagsheamus #Rybaxel

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) February 4, 2014

Such a great theme. And it's not like you can put it on someone else, he is Perfect's son.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) February 4, 2014

WHO thought this match was a good idea?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) February 4, 2014

The CM Punk chants start again:

This match is doing everything in its power to encourage "CM PUNK" chants. #RAW

— Erik Barnes (@ErikWBarnes) February 4, 2014

These CM Punk Chants are like the "Down With Homework" Chant on the Simpsons. "I'm Starting to Remember Something…" pic.twitter.com/V6tQtK2sK3

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) February 4, 2014

In the interest of the recap, we’re just going to skip to the winner:

Winner: #ScumbagSheamus

I would like Sheamus to refrain from using White Noise during Black History Month.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) February 4, 2014

Batista speaks:

https://twitter.com/_katierose13/status/430533940772753408

Denim Dave Batista. #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) February 4, 2014

Why does Batista dress like that?

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) February 4, 2014

Batista walks through miles inside this pit of double denim. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) February 4, 2014

I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE A PIT OF DENIM #Raw #Batista #YEAHHHHHHHHH

— Ben (@BigBen213) February 4, 2014

diggin' the look tonight. good job, Tista.

— nicole (@angiechipz) February 4, 2014

Batista's new Denim Theme Song: http://t.co/U6wMrBRupc

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) February 4, 2014

Batista is about to speak, but Alberto Del Rio comes out.

https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/430535486361186304
https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/430535594649731072

Alberto Del Rio is here to stop Batista's hate and discrimination.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) February 4, 2014

Alberto Del Rio says before Batista puts everyone to sleep, he’s here to finish some unfinished business.

#RAW ADR "Before you put all these people to sleep"…Del Rio wins the night

— so anyway… (@5050Booking) February 4, 2014

I'd Like to See Alberto Del Rio and Batista Compete. Yes, in the Wrestling Ring. But Also in a Runway Fashion Showdown!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) February 4, 2014

Batista says he doesn’t have a problem with Del Rio, but Del Rio tells Batista that he has a problem with him. Del Rio tells Batista that while Batista was waiting for his movie agent to call him, Del Rio was here winning every championship in the WWE. Del Rio says that being famous doesn’t make you a champion, cojones,, makes you a champion. has a problem with him. Del Rio continues to insult Batista, but Batista insists he has no problem with Del Rio.

"Being A Movie Star Doesn't Make You a Champion; Cojones Makes you a Champion!" Is It "Pass the Pipebomb" Night on #RAW?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) February 4, 2014

"Cojones" is Spanish for "being friends with Triple H".

— David Shoemaker (@DavidShoemaker) February 4, 2014

Alberto Del Rio mocks Batista for calling himself “The Animal” and thinks he’s a dog. Del Rio vows to hurt Batista until he begs, pleads and taps out.

Del Rio face…turn….

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) February 4, 2014

Alberto Del Rio is the greatest!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) February 4, 2014

Batista tries to tell Alberto Del Rio that he doesn’t have a problem with him, but Del Rio attacks him.

Alberto Del Rio just turned face. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) February 4, 2014

SI CHANT.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) February 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/430536593862971392

Alberto Del Rio gets the upperhand, but Batista hits him with a spear. Batista tries to Batista Bomb Del Rio, but Del Rio walks off.

How are people not cheering Alberto Del Rio? Everything he said was true. And he attacked Batista like a MAN! This guy is a hero.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) February 4, 2014

Batista and Alberto Del Rio have a staredown.

Remember how I said Batista looks like the gang member in Saint's Row? He actually dressed like him this week.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) February 4, 2014

Match 06: The Wyatt Family vs. Dolph Ziggler, R-Truth and Xavier Woods

DOLPH! #ZiggleWiggle

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) February 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/430537136253575168
https://twitter.com/Chloe_Puppy/status/430537219430821888

Hey, WWE. Way to not show Dolph Ziggler's best promo. But we have plenty of time to show R-Truth shuckin' n' jivin, right?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) February 4, 2014

Black History Month doesn't need R-Truth.

— brianna (@ritahepburn) February 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/430537172002021376

Two NXT Superstars on #RAW. Between Emma and Xavier Woods, I'm Thinking Dancing is a Requirement There.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) February 4, 2014

Dolph Ziggler gets the Hot Tag.

OH MY LORD THAT DROPKICK BY ZIGS! #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) February 4, 2014

This match is quite entertaining, it'd be even more so without R-Truth

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) February 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/430539597471162369

Dolph Ziggler gets hit with a clothesline by Luke Harper.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/430539709429714944

Bray Wyatt hits the Sister Abigail on Dolph Ziggler.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/430539852606484481

Winners: The Wyatt Family

https://twitter.com/realjasonrivera/status/430539915927900160

Well, Dolph Tried.
Xavier Tried.
R-Truth? Well, You All Saw…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) February 4, 2014

Post-Match, The Shield appear on the titantron and mock Bray Wyatt. Dean Ambrose says they don’t believe in monsters and rocking chairs, so he needs to take that crap somewhere else. Seth Rollins calls Bray Wyatt a figment of his own imagination. Rollins says the biggest illusion Wyatt has come up with is that The Wyatt Family can actually beat The Shield. Roman Reigns says that The Wyatt Family can’t beat The Shield and that they need to believe in The Shield.

Roman just chillin' in the cut. Ready to Superman Punch, Spear,…..be pretty.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) February 4, 2014

Luke Harper's my favorite because of how he stares at the Titantron like he knows of no such technology. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) February 4, 2014

So I'm looking forward to THAT fued. #TheSheild/#TheWyatts

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) February 4, 2014

This Shield/Wyatt WAR is gonna be good. #RAW

— Sean (@Seanfranchise6) February 4, 2014

Alexander Rusev Promo:

We're really doing this Alexander Rusev thing, huh? *Sigh*

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) February 4, 2014

Boooooo! Rusev! I Don't Like You.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) February 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/loveablelinds/status/430541399394500609

Match 07: Aksana vs. Naomi

Naomi and Alica!!

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) February 4, 2014

Alicia looks incredible.

— Final Girl (Shay) (@MsSuperVillain) February 4, 2014

Aksana and Alicia Fox are Color-Coordinated. It's Getting Serious!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) February 4, 2014

Aksana rockin' her Tina Armstrong attire again.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) February 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/430542387455475713
https://twitter.com/prettyheartless/status/430570812278861825

AJ Lee is on commentary. AJ calls Naomi a “sexy baked potato.”

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/430541921916710912

Sexy Baked Potato? Glitter and Estrogen? Foxsana? AJ Has Just Leveled Up the Commentary Table Tonight!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) February 4, 2014

Naomi goes for a sunset flip, but Aksana knees her hard in the face.

Courtesy of WrasslorMonkey

Aksana Just Kneed Naomi in the Face! Hardcore!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) February 4, 2014

Naomi looks all kinds of dazed. Aksana's knee messed her up. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) February 4, 2014

Naomi hits the Rear-View on Aksana.

REAL FINISHER!!!!!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) February 4, 2014

You must be from Planet Funk because that booty is out of this world. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) February 4, 2014

Winner: Naomi

Naomi is the only black Superstar to win tonight. She also is the only one to hit a successful Moonsault tonight. Good job, Naomi!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) February 4, 2014

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