So That Happened: #RAW Recap (01/27/14)

Match 05: Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio

This Summer, Kofi Kingston is going to take a leave of absence from WWE to go and climb the Aggro Crag. Does Kofi have it? #GUTS!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

Kofi Kingston looks like a human tech deck. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) January 28, 2014

WWE Could Seriously Invest in a Kofi Kingston line of Sneakers…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/427992864681766912

Michael Cole is dusting off the "Controlled Frenzy" chestnut. You know he likes Kofi again.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

The WWE Universe starts chanting for “JBL.” JBL embraces the chants. Alberto Del Rio gets pissed off.

Poor Alberto Del Rio. He doesn't deserve this.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

Alberto Del Rio to JBL: "Sit your ass down!" – Berty looked legit mad haha. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) January 28, 2014

This is just how Kofi Kingston fights. Quick offense then several minutes of getting beat down, then sudden victory!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Hate JBL? That's unpossible. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) January 28, 2014

Alberto Del Rio and Kofi Kingston fall over the top rope.

Did Del Rio and Kingston both just kill themselves in hopes the crowd will pay attention to them? #WWE #Raw

— Donnybrook Boys (@donnybrookboys) January 28, 2014

*Alberto Del Rio and Kofi Kingston fall off the top rope and almost kill themselves*

WWE Universe: ….Mi-chael-Cole! Mi-chael-Cole!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

How high of a platform will Kofi Kingston have to fall off of to get the people to chant for Howard Finkel? #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) January 28, 2014

Lebron James ruined Cleveland for all black guys. Cleveland refuses to get behind Kofi Kingston, just in case he wrestles in Miami next.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

Del Rio stares at the Wrestlemania sign. He knows, if he injures Kofi, he eliminates the biggest threat in the pre-show battle royal. #RAW

— Tom. (@NotThatTomGreen) January 28, 2014

Kofi Kingston goes for Trouble In Paradise multiple times.

Kofi, You've Whiffed on Trouble in Paradise 3 Times! You're Out. Go for a New Move!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Alberto Del Rio hits Si Chin Music on Kofi Kingston.

Winner: Alberto Del Rio

Alberto Del Rio wins the match via Si Chin Music!

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

Would have been much better if Kofi won but whatev.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 28, 2014

Match 06: The Brotherhood vs. The New Age Outlaws

I swear they're 32 versions on the Rhodes' theme.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) January 28, 2014

I blame Cody for never matching his brother.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) January 28, 2014

Here comes The Mid-Age Outlaws.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

I need that Outlaw t-shirt!

— nicole (@angiechipz) January 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/427998333119238144

….Road Dogg out here looking like Macklemore's dad. But RD is a better rapper.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) January 28, 2014

The Road Dogg does his intro, and includes a reference to Selena Gomez.

So… Are the New Age Outlaws Good Guys?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Did Selena Gomez just join D-Generation X?

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

The Road Dogg listens to Selena Gomez? The hell? #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) January 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/Miss_Dani_Baby/status/427999040467259392

Selena Gomez vs. AJ Lee at Wrestlemania. #BestForBusiness

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

Goldust is not wearing gloves:

I just noticed that Goldust isn't wearing gloves and now its the only thing I can focus on. #Raw

— Ben (@BigBen213) January 28, 2014

Goldust has hands? With each loss, he gets a little less golden…

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

…Nah, you gotta put gloves on Goldust. You look weird, even for you.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) January 28, 2014

Goldust doesn't have gloves on because he traded his Gold Hands with Philip J. Fry's so Fry could play the holophonor to impress Leela.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

Fun Fact: Cody Rhodes Booked this Match … with his JAKKS Action Figures back in 1997.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Brock Lesnar comes out and takes out Cody Rhodes and Goldust with an F-5.

Winners: The Brotherhood (Via DQ)

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/428001974164795393

BROCK WANTS TO EAT

— nicole (@angiechipz) January 28, 2014

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAT DID CODY DO BROCK???!!! #RAW

— The Mer™ (@mare_bare) January 28, 2014

Paul Heyman says that The Authority chose choice number 3, which means that Brock Lesnar will face nobody. And since Brock Lesnar didn’t get what he wants, this is what will happen…Brock Lesnar proceeds to beat Goldust and Cody Rhodes to a pulp with a chair.

Brock Lesnar needs to switch to decaf.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Poor Rhodes Brothers. They didn't deserve this.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

You can tell Brock has been working on his screams in the shower. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) January 28, 2014

Brock Lesnar Hunts Deer Using a Steel Chair!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Brock Lesnar's not done. He's gonna interfere in the Divas Match next.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

Match 07: Alicia Fox, Aksana, AJ Lee and Tamina vs. The Bella Twins and The Funkadactyls

Aksana… Giving me life with that attire.

— brianna (@ritahepburn) January 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/theisb/status/428003893185118208

Aksana looks like a lost character from the Dead Or Alive videogames.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

The Total Divas vs The other Divas again. Can we bring out Bad News Barrett to spit on this? #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) January 28, 2014

https://twitter.com/adamlucidi/status/428004000001433600

Cameron! You Turned Around Directly In Front of Your Opponent! Stop Wrestling! For Good!

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Fun Fact: The Bella Twins are huge baseball fans. They've watch plenty of baseball games at Gerald Field.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

Is AJ Wearing a Hat on Her Belt Just to Mock Nikki Bella?

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

Brock Lesnar's gonna come out any minute now and F-5 Aksana.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

Naomi gets the hot tag. Naomi does a modified stink face to AJ Lee.

Courtesy of prowrestlingnow

Naomi's booty Noogie on AJ's head will be in my thoughts forever. #wwe #Raw

— Ryan Shell (@DAsharpshooters) January 28, 2014

Modified Stinkface. Naomi loves being an Uso!

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) January 28, 2014

Naomi, You Are More Than Just Your Beautiful Backside. Never Forget.

— ThreeManBooth (@3ManBooth) January 28, 2014

The Total Divas hit a Multi-Diva Suplex on The Non-Total Divas.

That triple suplex was nice though. #RAW

— Stacey (@LittleSherbie) January 28, 2014

Naomi finishes AJ Lee off with the Rear View.

Naomi hits AJ Lee with her butt and makes poor AJ, "Headsprung." LL Cool J is very proud.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

Winners: The Bella Twins and The Funkadactyls

The crowd is behind the the divas. Not playing around, no jokes. They legit enjoyed that match.

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) January 28, 2014

Great job ladies.

— ΜΛΛL (@Osito1034) January 28, 2014

AJ's been a victim of Naomi's ass for a while, time for a title shot.

— Max Hunter (@KickStunner) January 28, 2014

Post-Match, The Funkadactyls dance with The Bella Twins.

https://twitter.com/InstantRandy/status/428005499926110209

The worm sucks, stop doing it Nikki

— skip (@YourBoyDrew) January 28, 2014

Why does Cam'ron have a "Girl Bye" shirt? If anyone deserves a shirt, it's Brie Bella. Us alcoholics need #BrieMode merchandise.

— Kyle Lewis (@KeepItFiveStar) January 28, 2014

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